"Port's Fort" is the sixth RWBY Chibi skit of the animated anthology Neon Konbini and the seventieth episode of RWBY Chibi. It premiered for Rooster Teeth FIRST members on June 24, 2021 as the first segment of the episode "Why Do Crickets Chirp".
Summary[]
Jaune Arc, Lie Ren, Sun Wukong, and Neptune Vasilias try to sneak in Professor Port's man cave.
Transcript[]
In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "RWBY CHIBI"!
Jaune Arc, Lie Ren, Sun Wukong, and Neptune Vasilias are in the elevator, staring at the button that says "Port's Fort For Manly Men!!".
Jaune: This is it, guys. Sneaking in Port's man cave is our chance to finally learn the secret of manliness.
Sun: I hear Port's Fort is the promised land for dudes!
Neptune puts his fake moustache on.
Neptune: And it's moustache friendly.
Sun gives Neptune a down low five.
Jaune: Manliness, here we come!
Jaune tries to press the Port's Fort button, but Ren stops him.
Ren: Wait! What if we're not ready what's down there?
Jaune: What do you mean?
Cuts to an elevator opening and Professor Port is fighting a Grimm with his Blowhard. During the brawl, the Grimm grabs Port by the neck and punches him.
Professor Port: (laughs) Ooooh, that tickles!
In the elevator, Neptune carries Sun with Jaune and Ren behind them. They suddenly scream. Cuts to an elevator opening and Professor Port is fighting a gigantic version of Cinder puppet. The Cinder puppet grabs him with its mouth and throws him in the air and spins him around.
Professor Port: (chortles) This got out of hand quickly.
In the elevator, Ren carries Jaune with Sun and Neptune behind them. They once again scream. Cuts to the elevator opening the third time.
Professor Port: (off-screen) Ah, just in time. Can you boys help a man with his foot fungus infection? Here, a toe nail scrapper for each of you.
Horrified and disgusted, the boys end up screaming again.
Ren: Maybe there are some secrets we just weren't meant to know.
The elevator then opens, revealing Professor Port.
Professor Port: What are you boys up to?
The boys scream and quickly leave the elevator.
Professor Port: Some people just can't handle the dose of manliness. (looks back to make sure no one's around) Time for the fungal scrapping!
Professor Port enters the elevator.
Characters[]
Trivia[]
- This is the only Season 4 RWBY Chibi short that wasn't featured in RWBY volume 9 DVD.
- Fort Port was first shown during the episode Magnetic Personality as an elevator button. It becomes the main focus of the skit.
Image Gallery[]
- Main article: Port's Fort/Image Gallery
References[]
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