So instead of fretting about what you don't have, savor what you do. Hone your skills, perfect every technique, and be, not the best leader, but the best person you can be.
Hmm, some sort of foreign object. I feel like I've seen that symbol before never mind that! Defend the control center while I undo the damages. Make sure your weapons are loaded and your mustache wax is stowed, this could get hairy
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—Port to the player in Chapter one, reaching the terminal with the Merlot industries logo
—Port, explaining why his weapon has two axe blades
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Ha-ha! Are you weak and whiny? Too soft to face the great outdoors? Do people often confuse you for a newborn kitten? Well, you're in luck. Because I'm here to help you.
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—Port introducing himself in the show Man Up With Port
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Hrg, my heart! Ooh... Nope, shutting down.
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—Port not handling well a surprise party
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Haha! Did I scare you? That's because my bare hands are lethal weapons! Unfortunately, not everyone is blessed with such deadly appendages. And sometimes, even someone as virile as me needs to use an actual weapon.
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—Port introducing himself in another Man Up With Port episode
