In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "RWBY CHIBI"!
Ruby Rose holds Pyrrha Nikos, who seems to be dead, in her arms.
Ruby: (dramatic) We thought they were the monsters, but the real monster was inside each of us all along! Oh, humanity! When will we ever learn? Metaphor!!!
Ozpin: Cut! Beautiful. That gave me chills.
Ruby drops Pyrrha. Pyrrha sighs and walks away with her sore back.
Ruby: Um... Uh... Mr. Director Ozpin, sir. I was hoping we can discuss a possible raise.
Ozpin: Have your people call my people.
Ozpin walks away from Ruby.
Ruby: Oh, okay. Great! (confused) Wait, I have people?
Ozpin: Oh! Hello. I didn't see you there. Say how'd you like a behind the scenes tour of the show.
Mercury Black carries a heavy video camera, but trips and breaks it. Ozpin walks to Lie Ren reading his script.
Ozpin: Here we see one of the stars of the shows going over his lines.
Ren: Nora, put the hammer down.
As Ren practices his lines, Nora is spying on him. Ren looks back at his script.
Ren: Put down the hammer. (sighs) I'm just not feeling it. Can we get a rewrite on this?
Ozpin: Don't worry about it.
Ozpin throws away the script. The script bonks Nora and she goes unconscious.
Ozpin: Nobody follows the script anyway.
The scene cuts to Neptune Vasilias standing on the diving board of the swimming pool.
Neptune: I won't be a slave to my fears any longer!
Neptune puts on his goggles and prepares to dive into the water.
Ozpin: Here's a bit of trivial. To save on production cost, we don't fill the pool with water.
Neptune: Wait, what?
After jumping off the diving board, Neptun falls through the digital water-like effect.
Ozpin: We add water with digital effects. That calls movie magic, folks.
Neptune climbs out from the digital water effect and becomes dizzy with crows flying about. Cuts to Ozpin and Jaune Arc wearing a body suit for the green screening.
Jaune: I feel kind of silly doing this.
Ozpin: Jaune. Buddy. Pal. This is how animation works, trust me. (shouts) Release the hounds!
Two Beowolves and a Geist chase after Jaune. The green screen turns into a forest background.
Ozpin: That's it. Make it look real. What a pro.
Ozpin walks away as the Grimm keep chasing after Jaune.
Ozpin: And that's how we make the show. A dedicated team of professionals working selflessly into...
A car suddenly appears behind Sun Wukong.
Sun: Mr. Zwei is waiting.
Ozpin turns to the audience, confused.
Sun: Big one is ready to fly.
Sun opens the door and Zwei comes out. The crowd goes wild and Zwei makes poses during the paparazzi.
Sun: Back off! No direct eye contact with Mr. Zwei.
Ozpin: Of course, every show also has its primadonna.
Zwei wiggles his behind and winks at the audience.