Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-79.169.109.250-20141218173133/@comment-24573226-20160607164811

Dr. Oobleck, hands down.

He's pretty much the only fictional character who ever once even flitted across my mind as being someone I might date. Just a one-time hang would be fun.

Why? I can't put it into words. He makes me smile. I could listen to him say "Precisely" in that sexy intellectual voice all day. I'd follow his rapid, alliterative ruminations and eager encouragements of thought with mirth instead of puzzlement. I like the way his mind works.

He knows he's being helpful by using his brain, and is completely capable of being a badass when needed. He isn't instantly violent and can see the existential poetry of his surroundings. He's not afraid of looking absurd and never fails to care about others.

I shall content myself with admiring from afar.