Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24993958-20150706220753/@comment-25555436-20150707014749

Don't worry about fucking it up in Fanfiction.net. The people there have bathed so much in dog shit they got so used to the smell, they can't distinguish between real marvelous stories and real dog shit.

-Post something incredibly horrible with multiple horrible grammar mistakes, 7 Marty Stus, cliché storms of the century, and the worst pacing and writing one can imagine. Expect to get about 10 people praising it for being so good and cool and all that and wanting to see more.

-Post a story so beautifully good one could positively compare it to other marvelous works such as Song of Ice and Fire or The Lord of the Rings, with an equally good summary. Expect next-to-nobody commenting on it, following it or even noticing it, and if they do, it's about 3 guys with nothing better to do.