Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-11188061-20131119133227/@comment-74.100.70.61-20131120064837

The Moon broke because someone thought it was a good idea to shave Yang bald years before the show, she snapped, violently launched them into the moon, and it shattered as a result.

Or more accurately, that's what happened to Junior. He became the first person to be launched to the moon without a rocket ship.