User blog comment:Jkphantom9/Surnames (and first name) speculations/@comment-25555436-20150222012607/@comment-24891101-20150222031708

Sorry. Among my hats is linguist, and I'm therefore somewhat more sensitive to intimations that certain dialects aren't the "real language".

Note to self: Take snarkometer into the shop; it may be broken. Then adjust to max for LiveandSound.