Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-129.49.100.25-20170629155809/@comment-2601:440:8400:933E:F5D0:80F2:2E0:2F1F-20171217040502

Oh my gosh! Who knew Oscar is such a relatable character! I relate to his plight, so much. You know, I have an old man inside of me, everday. He's taking over my soul! It's great, you should try it. Now, back to Ruby. She's such a naive and innocent personality, despite her circumstances and experiences! I just wanna, ruin that innocence! Go out, and, participate in irresponsible escapism with her! Roleplay as Oscar, because I don't exist in the RWBY universe. I know, it's sad, but I do this all the time with other fictional characters from other shows who exhibit similar traits! And you do too! Why can't they just make it canon?

I don't know how much longer I intended to keep this practice-of-a-satire going. I was planning to add in the persona of a single-girl on the internet, luring gullible kids away with the promise of friendship (with benefits 'cuz shipping and projection), and then threaten to kill myself if no one responds, then to never respond again myself... This was way off topic, and a lot of fun. I'm glad such an environment facilitated such fun. Thanks. I guess.