Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-10390252-20130809142349/@comment-73.42.187.52-20141129002119

"Honestly, I find the idea of Nora and Ruby working together on a weapon to be even more terrifying."

I can see it now... *Ruby and Rora discussing over blueprints in the library...* Nora: "It needs to be big..." Ruby: "Yeah!!.... and really high caliber!" Nora: "and fire explosives!" Ruby: "and slice things like butter!" Nora: "Hmmmm...." *looks at blueprint drawn on almost enough blueprint paper to cover the library wall that looks like a grotesquely large Scythe* Ruby: "you don't like it?" Nora: "it needs an end to squish things with.... like this" *draws a hammer on the other end* Ruby and Nora: *look at wall* "Perfect!!! now what should its gun form be...." Ruby and Nora: "Hey Jaune!! look at your new weapon we made you" Jaune: "Wha..." *stares open-mouthed at the biggest Ballistae/Mortar he has ever seen* Nora: "look at its melee form!" *Hefts the giant ballistae sized hammer/scythe/mortar* *drops hammer end on jaunes toes* Jaune: *hysteryically girlish scream* Nora/Ruby: "Yay! he loves it!!!" Ruby: "look Jaune, it even compresses to a travel size" *Nora converts it to a size slightly smaller than crescent rose* Jaune: "doesn't it still..." Jaune: "weigh the s.." *it lands on jaune, flattening him* "owwwwwwww" Nora: "now lets fire it!!!"
 * crowd gathers open-mouthed looking at wall*
 * 2 days later*
 * Nora tosses it at Jaune*

and that is how the next weeks beach episode is explained while Glenda repairs the school....