Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25266931-20161117062740/@comment-25266931-20161118205104

Tyrian is sitting on a stump with a hoagie.

Tyrian: WELL HELLO MISTER SANDWICH. A FINE GOOD DAY TO YOU TOO. OH WHATS THAT? YOU BELIEVE IN YOUR HEART OF HEARTS THAT YOU CAN ESCAPE MY JAWS? FOOLISH WHEAT-BASED MEAL. I ASSURE YOU, ESCAPE IS NOT ON THE MENU!

Tyrian eats sandwich like a man possessed. Snarling and gobbling. Then with crumbs on his face...

Tyrian: WHATS THAT? DOTH MINE EAR DECIEVE ME?! TIS THERE REINFORCEMENT ON THINE HORIZON?! LET THEM COME. FOR I SHALL GOBBLE THEM UP AS WELL.

Tyrian eats a second sandwich. And cackles. Animals in the area flee at the sound.

Tryian: (sighs) THE DARK DEEP IS INDEED DONE. NOW, FATIGUED, I RESSSSSSSTTTT!!!!

Tyrian lays back. Closing his eyes he pauses, content. Minutes latter he awaken, his eyes wildly searching.

Tyrian: WHO DARES BITE ME!

SANDWICH: T'WAS MINE MINIONS, THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL CREATURES, THE ANTS! THEY SEEK THE CRUMB UPON THY VERY FACE!

TYRIAN: SANDWICH!? YOU STILL LIVE!? BUT I KILLED YOU!

SANDWICH: FOOL! HOW COULD YOU KILL THAT WHICH YOU DO NOT COMPREHEND.

Meanwhile, Ruby and Ren spot this entire scene playing out from a hiding spot in a tree.

Ruby: Who is he? Who is he talking to? What are we even looking at?

Ren: I dont know and I dont wanna know.