Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-4830106-20131108040231/@comment-4991418-20131202034403

Thedrag0n22 wrote: ImposterParrotGrass wrote: You know RvB/RWBY will happen eventually, it's just a question of how. Ideally, it would be a big crosover fight(Mostly the Freelancers vs. team RWBY) like Halodie or Dead Fantasy. The only problem is Red vs. Blue vs. RWBY doesn't sound right. I can see it now, ruby and church "fighting" each-other

church "dammit! why wont you stop mov..(gets shot by ruby) STOP SHOOTING ME"

sarge "whats wrong blue? cant take a little girl?"

tucker "bow ch..(gets the crap beaten out of him by yang)"

griff "church are you sure its not that fact that you can't hit anything?"

Church "f**k all of you!!!" church starts shooting at the reds

at this point team rwby doesn't even have to fight them anymore because the reds and blues are too busy arguing

ruby too blake "what are they talking about?"

blake "no idea...what morons"

tex from behind the two "you're just finding that out?"

As a continuation to my already dumb story here,

ruby "eh..who are you?"

tex "names tex...and unfortunately  those morons are my "team" "

blake " so your stuck with them?"

tex "yea there a bunch of idiots...with very big guns"

tucker "bow chika (gets shot by yang)" yang "OH WONT YOU SHUT UP?"

tucker "wow kittys got teeth" blake "did he really just say that?" tex "want me to kill him?"

blake "almost" (and tucker, not willing to give up...) tucker "hey what are hot babes like you doing with guns like that?"

blake "ok, now you can kill him" tex "gladly" (tex starts walking towards tucker)

tucker "hey tex...what are yo...(gets kicked in the balls) GOD DAMMIT, WHY!?!"

tex "you gonna shut your mouth?" tucker "yes..."

tex "good now sit down and shut up" (and suddenly jaune) jaune "hey ruby, whats going on?"

ruby "well these guys popped out of nowhere then started yelling at eachother then at us and I just wanted them to stop yelling then they started shooting at us and then started shooting a eachother"

jaune "...well then...ok"