Talk:Girls' Night Out/@comment-2238912-20180323031537

If the Mercury's Girl skit had the members of Team WTCH instead, it would've gone like this:

Tyrian Callows is seen sitting on a chair with a sockpuppet of Salem on his tail.

Tyrian: (puppet voice) Tyrian, have I ever told you you're my favorite subordinate? (normal voice) Do you mean that, Salem puppet? (puppet voice) Why do I even bother keeping the others around? You're sooooo much better than Watts. (normal voice) I know! He's all, "Ooh, look at me! I'm so smart and refined and I have such a fancy mustache!"

Unbeknownst to him, Arthur Watts stands next to Tyrian and rolls his eyes.

Tyrian: (puppet voice) And don't get me started on Cinder! (normal voice) Cinder's a joke. "Ooh, I'm so scary and on fire, but I get beaten up by a little girl."

Cinder walks up to Mercury and draws an obsidan sword, ready to attack Tyrian, but Hazel holds her back.

Tyrian: And Hazel? I can't tell whether he's silent or just stupid. (whispering) Spoiler: I'm leaning towards stupid.

''Overhearing Tyrian's remark, 'Hazel growls and cracks his knuckles. Salem herself joins in to listen to Tyrian, who is still unaware that his cohorts are behind him.''

Tyrian: (puppet voice) Oh Tyrian, I'm usually all dark and edgy and mysterious, but you make me feel so girly!

At that, Salem seethes at Tyrian with glowing red eyes while Tyrian does a girly laugh.

Tyrian: I know how you feel, Salem Puppet. (puppet voice) Can I tell you a secret?Sometimes, I just want us to run away and start a little family together! (normal voice) Oh, Salem puppet, I've always known.

Tyrian makes a kissy face at the Salem ssockpuppet.

Salem: Tyrian!

''Tyrian nervously looks over his shoulder as Salem glares at him before she uses her powers to set the sockpuppet of herself on fire, disintegrating it to ashes.

Tyrian: (gasps) Salem puppet! NOOOO!!!

Salem grabs Tyrian by his ponytail.

Salem: If I ever catch you doing something that disturbing again, I will have you skinned alive and fed to the Grimm! (angrily storms off) Weirdo.

''Watts, Cinder, and Hazel begin to walk away as well

Watts: The tragedy of it all is...that's probably the closest thing to a girlfriend he'll ever have.

Hazel: Hmph, now I actually feel sorry for him.

Cinder: I don't. (Cinder runs up to Tyrian and punches him in the face.) Weirdo.

As Tyrian watches his cohorts walk away, he secretly pulls out another Salem sockpuppet.

Tyrian: Where's my twin sister?

(Tyrian makes a comically sad expression.)