Thread:The Purpur Man/@comment-26173711-20190831003517/@comment-35455126-20190906201142

“WELL HOW DO WE FIX THIS!?” Present Glitch said.

The crystal launches another bolt at the opposite wall, opening a huge rift to when the Targets tried to confront The Author the first time.

“WHAT THE SHIT!?” Past Retro said, seeing the rift to the present.

“Oh, dear. This is most concerning.” Past Continuum said.

“...what in the....” Astrum said.

“YE MERCIFUL GODS!” Sir Jake said. Past Sir Jake and Past Past Sir Jake said the same thing.

“Uh, what the hell is this!?” Past Piranha said.

“Oho, interesting!” Past Author said, grinning with anticipation.

“Uhhh....what?” Past Past Glitch said.

'''”WARNING. MAJOR DISTORTION IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM DETECTED.”''' Past Damocles said.

“Yes we can see that, you dumb prism.” Present Rax said.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?” Past Rax said.

The crystal began to become even further and further unstable.

Present Damocles warps into the center room. ”MAJOR DISTORTION IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM DETECTED.”

“So, the annoying flies have returned...and now they have wrecked the fabric of time and space itself! What an intriguing turn of events!” Present Author warped in beside Damocles.

“Oh, look! Now there are two gods!” Past Author observed.

“Why, you flatter me, me.”