Talk:Vale (kingdom)/@comment-108.237.225.76-20150903052325/@comment-26397825-20150903103026

I give people heart attacks when I work. I monitor the self-service checkouts, and so many times have I walked past someone and said "Hi", and they jump. The worst part is, I say hi on one side, and I'm past them before they can even look, so they literally have to do the whole "Who said that?" look around.

That's about as ninja-ish as I get though.