Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-79.169.109.250-20141218173133/@comment-27425734-20160426063354

ThatOneGuyFromNISLTsCommentSection wrote: Scrub, I learned my puns from Emile. Emile, eh? You're not referring to Chuggaconroy? The master of puns, himself? He's a fantastic LPer, and also my favorite YouTuber...

Fanboying aside, who would I date on Remnant?

Hmm, if I could get a genderbent Lie Ren I think I'd be pretty cool with that. Otherwise, I'd probably go for Velvet or Blake since I prefer quiet people that keep to themselves.

Yang would not work since I prefer a sedentary style of life with few disruptions, and as little risk as possible. Ruby is too young, and way too energetic for me. Weiss is...to be honest, she's kind of bitchy, and I have a sneaking suspicion she'd be a very demanding woman with high standards I probably couldn't meet even if I tried. I don't care about fashion all that much, so Coco isn't someone I'd be into; plus, she's kind of scary... Glynda is like, I don't know forty? Late thirties? Too old for my tastes.

The twins are kind of one-dimensional character-wise, and the same goes for Neo who I'm fairly certain is a sadist. Cinder is sexy, but way out of my league, and far too sophisticated for me to match. Emerald is...meh, I'm into her type really. I'd be paranoid that she'd rob me blind. Nora is like Ruby, too high-energy, and Pyrrha is...besides being a corpse, way too perfect for me to date. Perfection is the exact opposite of what I am, and I'd hate being on a lower pedestal to such a paragon of goodness.

Raven is pretty much a blank slate, so I wouldn't get involved with her. Penny is a robot, and Teams ABRN, FNKI, NDGO, and BRNZ are only slightly better than dating Raven...and even that's a stretch.