Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26397825-20170924142524/@comment-24857712-20171017035600

loves pre mortem one liners.

"Position your finger's like a cat's paw to lessen the chances of cutting yourself, oh and when you cut, don't swing the knife like this (mimics a chopping motion) you'll damage the blade,just raise it a lil' from the chopping board and mince it. ... okay, that's it, good, i'll handle the cooking, you do the cutting, princess."

-Carmine Nasrin