Thread:The Purpur Man/@comment-26173711-20190922014839/@comment-35691777-20191005055248

Suddenly a portal appeared, crackling with thunder, and from it a thunderbolt hit the ground as out flew a certain eight foot man with pale skin, blonde jagged hair, blue eyes, wearing a completely navy blue bulletproof jumpsuit and wearing sunglasses as he then stood up. He had weapons all over him, most significantly a medieval viking longsword and on his hip was a Smith & Weston Revolver. He smashed the ground hard as he stood up, "Well this is certainly an opportunity I've been waiting for. And to those who may already know me, and to all of the fools who do not, allow me to reveal to you my absolutely badass name: Johnny Thunderboom, please refer to my full name, or you can call me Johnny, or Thunderboom, you know I really don't care. I was sent here by my masters, so let's get to the point then shall we?"