Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25898433-20141220121855/@comment-173.58.251.107-20141221211622

I like ship fics. A lot.

But only actual characters with characters, not OC with someone. I've had enough of "(Insert Name of Harem Master Here) met (Insert Names Of Girls/Guys Belonging To Harem Here) and they beeped and had enough booping to produce about three hundred kids, all in the five minutes they met because this Harem Master was the best hunter/huntress evar and (s)he like totally was the bangmaster and banged everyone and took drugs and got high on crack and broke a window and kicked (Usually Cardin) into next year with a superpowered nuke firing minigun KUZ (S)HE'S THE BEST HUNTER EVAR AND IF U NO LIKE MY BEST STORY EVAR THEN U CAN GO TO HELL SO SUK IT." stories. I've really had enough of that.

And I cannot read horror, self inserts, or stories with grammar issues, non-con (No Brakes On The Smut Train is a very prominent example of why noncon is a terrible, terrible thing) and most importantly, villain x hero. Except Cinder or Neo. That's an exception.