Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27966940-20180117043937/@comment-27144409-20190626225910

Which one? They're both boring and bad choices for character inspiration, particularly Alien F-ing X, an omnipotent being with no outward personality that is constantly debating internally. BORING!

And Squidward is just a broken man whose dreams routinely turn to ash, with happiness being fleeting and the exception.