Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-4830106-20131108040231/@comment-4991418-20131204004231

jaune "...well then...ok" Hey guys its time for your least favorite story to get another part!

(while that conversation was happening)

blake "so is he always so pervy?"

tex "yea...until I beat him"

(oh god here we go) tucker "I beat my..."

tex "caboose! how about you "help" tucker?"

caboose "YAY, I'M HELPING TUCKER" (starts shooting him) "come on freckels help tucker with me!"

(tucker's armour locks)

freckels "charging weapons" (shoots tucker)

tucker "GOD DAMN IT CABOOSE"

caboose "BUT I'M HELPING!"

tucker "NO YOU'RE NOT PELASE STOP!"

(caboose stops "helping") caboose "but...I was helping..."

church "how about you too idiots go over there" (dosn't point anywhere)

tucker "where?"

church "where i'm pointing"

tucker "you're not pointing"

church "yes I am"

yang "Would you just leave already!"

tex "I got this" (starts walking over to them) (church and tucker sprint away screaming in fear)

caboose "where are they going mean lady?"

tex "how about you go find out"

caboose "ok!" (runs off)

ruby "he's going the wrong way"

tex "I know"

yang "so how did you get here?"

tex "well...I was beating tucker"

(from about a mile away) tucker "bow chika bow wow bit**"

blake "i'm going to kill him"

tex "way ahead of you" (pulls out a detonator and pushes hit) (distant explosion)