Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-25399622-20141029230758/@comment-25555436-20141030035503

I seriously want to say some troll BS right now...but I'll try to resist my urges....actually, no, let's go with the troll BS.

Themes and Lessons:

-Fake Inequality: Everyone's complaining about the discrimination and hate and all that yet it's clear that is not the case.

-Remember folks, White is Cold and Royal, Black is Shadowy and Beastly.

-Evil is cool, sexy, and smart. Good is innocent, and stupid at times.

-If you're a man, you're going to be useless, weak, or overdramatic if lucky. If you're a woman, you're going to be strong, smart, beautiful/cute/sexy, have a more interesting background, and will kick ass even if you don't want to.

-True Friendship until something happens: Mixed with half-lies at times. 2 examples:

1-Weiss in Vol.1. She promised Ruby that she would be the best partner ever, right? And yet there she goes on to be a bitch from time to time, even fighting with a teammate, and once said teammate runs away she shows absolutely no interest in looking for her until the very last minute. I guess "Best partner ever" does not mean "Best teammate ever".

2-Blake at the begining of Vol.2. You know you can trust in your friends, who have been on your side all this time and have always accepted you and cared about you, and you would even trust a kidney to them if possible. So when you know shit is coming, you go and do things on your own, overextending yourself for you can't do everything alone without rest. And what better way to prove your True Friendship than to ignore all of your friends' advices. And when one tries to help you out directly, what better way to show grattitude than to yell at her and even try to push her?

-And finally, a wonderful lesson: It's perfectly fine to put dogs on fire and bat them up like a baseball. Don't worry, they won't get any injuries or burns. In fact, they'll be more than pleased if you do that.

Troll BS urges: Pleased.