Talk:Winter Schnee/@comment-187.143.243.87-20150820005255/@comment-4010415-20150822012818

Obviously, when it comes to stories like that, a lot of people have horrible taste. How do you think 50 Shades of Grey got so popular? Fricking Twilight fanfiction turned into an original novel. Have you seen the quotes from the books?

"His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel ... or something."

"It's only just not painful." GUYS, IT'S ONLY JUST NOT PAINFUL.

"He smirks and cranks his glorious smile up another notch so it's in full HD IMAX."

"And from a very tiny, underused part of my brain - probably located at the base of my medulla oblongata near where my subconscious dwells - comes the thought: He's here to see you."

"Holy crap! He's wearing a white shirt, open at the collar, and tray flannel pants that hang from his hips." Holy crap!

"I flush at the waywardness of my subconscious - she's doing her happy dance in a bright red hula skirt at the thought of being his."

"My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves."

"coming apart at the seams, like the spin cycle on a washing machine, wow." wow so wash, much laundry, very bleach. *Pours a bottle of bleach onto brain*

"Amy Studt is singing in my ear about misfits. This song used to mean so much to me; that's because I'm a misfit. I have never fitted in anywhere." This is written like a typical 11-year-old's fanfiction.