User blog:Derrmann/I heard you like puns!

You know whats not alive? Pyrrha

You know who else isn't alive? Ozpin.

You know who needs a hand? Yang.

You know who needs to let things go? Neo.

You know who should go see an eye doctor? Ruby

What's a grimm's favorite food? Roman noodles.

Have you seen Pyrrha the maginificent? she turned a penny into quartes

Penny needs to pull herself together.

Looks like Adam's making his debut with a Yang!

Now that Qrow has Opin's cane, is he a qrowbar?

Beacon fell under the Vale of night.

Dragon attacking Vale? Cinder a friend request.

I guess you could say Cinder was Pyrrha's Achilles' heel.