Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24993958-20150430090807/@comment-173.58.100.7-20150501195539

LiveandSound wrote: Morri needed a strong man. But you were too weak for the job. Unlike moi. The only other option for Morrigan (since Carolina Cousland could not do so herself...unless there was magic to never mind) was Loghain and I wasn't about to choose him at all. If I did choose him, one, I'd lose Alistair, who by the way, had Dragonbone Warden Commander Armor, Duncan's Sword and Shield and was already my Tank-Tank, two, Shale had just beaten Loghain's rump into a fine paste, and three, can't be queen without Loghain dead so of course I killed him. I wanted to be queen of the castle, so of course I asked Alistair to kill Loghain.

Cue Anora going "lol no wedding 4 us i be queen now kuz aliman is a bad choice bcuz he be all wimpy" and Alistair going all "i don't want the job let her be queen" and then Eamon went "lol let de Wardun chooze" and then I said "Aliman b king w/ me as Queen" and then next thing you know I'm Queen Cousland. Best. Landsmeet. Ever.

- Surana