Thread:The Purpur Man/@comment-26173711-20200109051446/@comment-35691777-20200116213354

The Purpur Man wrote: DIO himself answered the door. "Yes?"

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“Yeeeess it is quite despair-inducing.” Mr. Madness.

'“Don’t go around using the word ‘despair’ like that. That’s Junko’s thing.” Glitch said.'

"So, are we gonna get going, or what?" Junko said.

"We aren't even sure where the time machi-" Jessica said, but got interrupted.

"Chekhov, locate the time machine." Demeter said.

Ryo came back. "Hey, what'd I miss?"

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'“Kay bye.” Corpus said. They all watched the other Targets leave.'

"We can't exactly get down there by ourselves." Maya said. "So... do you mind helping us?" What was before DIO.....was something completely abnormal and totally bizarre even to his standards. It was a cartoon superhero with a big chin, red jumpsuit with orange spandex and a long orange cape. He was a literal cartoon superhero come to life with black hair, caucasian skin, a black curl on the top, and bold black iris eyes. He also had orange boots and was comically muscular. He also had the symbols of RHOA-JVMD on his chest. "Greetings Master DIO, I, Superman Jack, come to you from the regards of my mistresses RHOA-JVMD to invite you to meet them on their behalf!" The guy was busy doing muscula poses as he spoke, until he realized he may have went too far and simply stood by. "Well, that is of course, if you are not busy anyway."