User blog comment:Zathronas/Speculative author: My top 13 Questions for Volume 3/@comment-63.227.80.222-20141025190238

My own silly answers:1) they come from SPAAAAAAACE!!! 2)Yang's mom ran off with the milkman and currently occupies a timeshare in the keys 3)Ozpin has the semblance of painfully slow plot development 4)Qrow knows who shot JFK, where Atlantis is, the meaning of life and the definitive state of Schrödinger's cat 5) Ruby has been blind this whole time, like that guy in Book of Eli. 6) no reason, really, she's just an awful bitch 7) Weiss said she "sorta liked the faunus" at dinner one night, been hell ever since 8) SDC quarry: no trespassing. 9) she is EVERYONE'S MOM! And sister. And dog.  And a robot faunus to boot. 10) Blake was raised by a family of cats; she's actually not a faunus at all, just superglued her ears on to fit in with her family. 11) not in RWBY but in the spin-off series "Nora's wild ride" 12) why do you want to go back to middle school? Its worse when you freakin' arm the kids! 13) ask Master Roshi. The jerk.