Talk:Qrow's Team/@comment-97.87.179.196-20151018163906

I don't think the FNDM is gonna let Taiyang sleeping with half the team go away any time soon, so I'll continue the joke. I can imagine this scenario:

(Beacon Academy, 20 or so year ago:)

A boring history class. A slightly younger Professor Port is still rambling on about his Grimm conquests, and a young, bored Qrow listens with absolutely no interest.

Along comes another young Huntsman-in-training, a young blonde man with lilac eyes. He slides beside his good buddy, his teammate.

Taiyang: (whispering) Hey Qrow, class is boring huh? Qrow: (whispering) *sigh* Yes....

An awkward moment of silence, Port's ramblings notwithstanding. Taiyang: So...I was thinking....you know your sister, right? Qrow: I know of her.... Taiyang: I was thinking...of you know...inviting her to the Vytal Festival. Qrow: We're going as a team.... Taiyang: No, I mean...like, you know, when we aren't doing the tournament. I wanna take her around.

Qrow stares at Tai with a look that mixes anger and respect. Qrow: What's that supposed to mean? Taiyang: I guess...I...I really like her man. I'm sorry if that violates the Bro Code, or something....but there's just something about her.... Qrow: Like what?

Tai gets a glimmer in his eye, the kind that boy gets when he stares down his true love. Taiyang: She's just so beautiful and awesome and HAVE you seen that sword? Qrow: Yes, I have.... Taiyang: So...I was wondering...if...you could ya know, give me the go-ahead?

Qrow sighs. The bell rings, cutting Port's lecture short. The Huntsmen and Huntresses gather their supplies and begin to walk away. Taiyang: Come on Qrow.....

The two stand up. Qrow stares directly at Tai. Red eyes vs purple eyes. Qrow: Fine. I'll let you take her to the Festival....however, if you do ANYTHING that harms her....I don't care if you're my friend or not. Qrow grips the handle of his sword, so that Tai knows he's not fooling around.

Taiyang: (nervously) Got it! Got it! Qrow: Good. Taiyang: Although..... Qrow: What?

Tai rubs the back of his head, a smile creeping on his face. Taiyang: Let' just say...things happen and we DO find ourselves....in a situation....

Qrow does not hesitate to answer. Qrow: I'll cut off the thing most precious to you....

Taiyang makes a grimace and instinctively tries to protect his groin as Qrow struts away.

We all know what happened next....let's just hope Qrow didn't go through with his promise.