Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-111.68.32.71-20131007122233/@comment-24042984-20140501144809

Yowzha142 wrote: Thank you for analyzing my suggested combinations........although, honestly, I didn't think too much about it. Let me answer back a few things:

Skateboard is for land transportation. The sword is actually inside the skateboard, which is the sheathe by the way. The handle and the hilt is underneath the skateboard.......
 * Sword/Skateboard:


 * Claymore/Hoverboard: The Claymore transforms into a Hoverboard....

Launcher that shoots rockets that shoots rockets that shoots bullets: Oh come on, it's awesome.....I put in as a joke.......it's not for anything.......unless Monty somehow decides to come here browse our discussion...and reads this...
 * Rocket

as a heat/mrror weapon: That's like......the most useful thing for sunglasses to have.....to be finally taken seriously as a weapon.......
 * Sunglasses

Also, yes, I admit that my suggestions are bit too "ordinary", tell you what, I gonna suggest combinations that are so nonsensical that people stop analyzing this like others did to my last one. Here goes:


 * Underwear/Interdimensionary portal


 * Dildo/Lance


 * Bikini/Nuclear bomb


 * Beer keg/Jet pack


 * Condom/C4


 * Hamburger/SMG


 * Fries/RPG


 * Pencil/Shotgun


 * Outhouse/Battle Armor


 * Sneakers/Car


 * McDonald's/Space Battleship


 * Dick/Ass


 * Minigun that shoots blanks


 * Gun that shoots random fruit


 * Katana that seems to only slice scrotums


 * Motorcycle/Bathroom


 * Kitchen/Hula Hoop


 * Stripper/Optimus Prime

I can and will analyze your combinations (especially when I'm in the mood for it like right now) even though I know you're trolling.

1: Not a weapon, cause it ain't deployable. As a portal, it would just be part of the environment, nothing else.

2: Very limited use in the battlefield, lances are used for mounted combat and bludgeoning someone to death with a dildo is just inefficient.

3: Ineffective as a weapon on the battlefield (unless you're suicidal) and physically impossible.

4: Also physically impossible and has no use on the battlefield whatsoever as a weapon.

5: Also very little use on the battlefield and is pretty pointless. Also isn't original since you could technically mold C4 in real life to resemble a condom.

6: Will not be durable enough for battlefield usage and is physically impossible.

7: See 6.

8: Not durable enough once again, and will be too small to deal any damage anyways. Also very hard to use due to small size.

9 to 18 are not designated battlefield weapons.

If you actually read my post, you would've known that I also stated that the effectiveness of the weapon is also very critical, not simply just originality. Perhaps in the future, you should make sure you understand the full post before posting a response. If you have any questions in regards to understanding my post, feel free to drop by my message wall to ask. Enjoy!