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Hyper Anon wrote: Tyrian is surrounded by Atleasian guards with guns pointed at him.

"C'mon that's not very funny. Wanna know what's funny? This!" Tyrian stabs them all with his tail causing them to uncontrolably laugh and die.

Meanwhile in a Breakfast restaraunt in Atlas, Hazel, Mercury, and Emerald are eating Breakfast.

"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." Hazel said. Then some kids approached Hazel. "Excuse Mister, can we get a photo?"

"100% little person." Hazel handed the kid's scroll to Mercury who took a picture of Hazel and the kids. Mercury then handed the scroll back to the kid.

"Hazel out!" Hazel said flexing his muscles before dabbing. "Dab!"

Meanwhile back at Atlas, Cinder uses her maiden powers to incinerate several guards while Neo uses her umbrella to stab the remaining guards.

A couple hours later:

Team RWBY confronts Tyrian.

"Greetings children! Had fun playing in the snow? lol." Tyrian says.

"We're here to kill you." Ruby says pointing Crescent Rose at Tyrian.

"It sure was Scythe to meet you!" Tyrian joked. "And I invited some friends of my own to the party too!"

Hazel, Mercury, and Emerald entered the battlefield.

"You look very hot, or cold in this case!" Tyrian said to Emerald, licking his lips.

"Shut up!" Emerald replied.

"I'm going to enjoy killing you like how I killed your robot friend." Emerald taunted at Ruby.

Hazel injected himself with dust crystals and roared.

"HAZEL SMASH!"

Ruby and Weiss charged at Emerald and Tyrian while Blake and Yang charged at Mercury and Hazel.

"Hazel like you! Hazel think you're sexy!" Hazel said to Yang. Hazel reared his fists back and slammed them into Yang's face.

"HAZEL SMASH!" Hazel shouted, possibly as a double entrede as he ripped off his shirt.

"Y'know, Hazel has a point here." Mercury said looking at Yang's body. "I'm kinda in the mood for melons tonight, if you know what I mean."

Yang gets mad and punches Mercury in the face. Mercury licks his lips at Yang.

"Yang, we gotta work together. Defeating these two on our own is hard."

"Kinda like a certain something." Mercury taunted at Yang. Yang fires a gunshot at Mercury who counters with a kick.

"The word of today is legs,now let's go home and spread the word." Mercury taunted again.

Meanwhile Ruby and Weiss are fighting Emerald and Tyrian. Weiss summons an ice barrier but Tyrian jumps over it.

"It was ice to meet you!" Tyrian tackles Weiss and aims his stinger at her face. "Prepare to be Scor-pwned!"

Before he can kill Weiss, Ruby fires a bullet at him but Tyrian catches it with his teeth.

"Talk about biting the bullet!" Tyrian jokes.

Weiss fires several ice bullets at Tyrian.

"Why so cold?" Tyrian jokes again. Weiss summons Arma Gigas who approaches Tyrian, the summon swings it's sword but Tyrian dodges and kicks Weiss in the face, damaging her aura.

"I finally get to kill a schnee, At-las!" Tyrian stabs Weiss with his tail poisoning her. Angered, Ruby fires a shot from Crescent Rose depleting Tyrian's aura.

"FUCK!" Tyrian shouts. The Arma Gigas approaches him.

"Welp...Knighty-Knight." After Tyrian makes his final pun, the Arma Gigas decapitates Tyrian before fading away. Weiss is injured and can't fight. With Tyrian dead, Ruby attacks Emerald.

"FOR PENNY!" Ruby aims her scythe at Emerald. Emerald uses her semblance to make Ruby see cringey RWBY Tik Tok videos (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkxNtpSbJoE). While Ruby is cringing, Emerald hits Ruby with her sickles.

"Thanks for reminding me of that memory. I enjoyed killing Penny, and I will enjoy killing you!" Emerald aims her sickles at Ruby. "Any last words bitch?"

"What did you eat for breakfast?" Ruby asks.

"A donut and half a pancake?" Emerald replies, visibly confused. Ruby smirks. "I had a big balanced breakfast! It's the most important meal of the day!"

Ruby kicks Emerald in the groin. Emerald pants, obviously fatigued. Ruby uses her semblance to run circles around Emerald. Emerald is too exhausted to catch her. Finally Ruby appears behind Emerald and finishes her off with a strike from Crescent Rose, depleting her aura.

Meanwhile Blake and Yang are overpowering Hazel and Mercury.

"HAZEL IS THE STRONGEST THERE IS! HAZEL CRUSH BLONDIE AND CAT LADY LIKE BUG!"

Yang and Blake both grab the ends of Gambol Shroud and use it to tie up Hazel's legs causing him to fall to the ground incapacitated.

"Y'know Hazel's not the only one who's going to be tied up today." Mercury grinned at Yang. Tired of his perverted comments, Yang uses Ember Cecilia on Mercury's groins.

"Worth it." Mercury says in a high pitched voice before he collapses from the shock and dies.

Team RWBY approaches Emerald. Emerald tries to shoot Team RWBY but Ruby slices her arm off with Crescent Rose.

"AH! FUCK YOU!" Emerald shouts.

"Tell us everything you know about Cinder!" Yang demands.

"She's close to this kingdom. She's already killed several Atleasian Guards and she'll be coming here soon. She knows where you are."

"YOU MURDERED PENNY!" Ruby shoves her to the ground.

"You should be grateful!" Emerald replies.

"Where are the all the knights?" Blake asks, noticing their surroundings were devoid of all Atleasian tech.

"Gone, reduced to atoms."

"We saw several of them two days ago!" Weiss says.

"She used her maiden powers to destroy the forces. Her work here is almost done." Emerald grins. "Hail Cinder!"

Ruby snaps and decapitates Emerald with Crescent Rose much to the shock of her teammates.

"This is for Penny. And everyone else you killed, you bitch." Ruby spits at the corpse.

"What did you do?" Weiss asked in shock.

"I went for the head." Ruby says, Yang then picked up Emerald's decapitated head.

"Looks like we're one step a-head of Cinder!" Yang jokes, laughing at her pun.

A few hours later:

Cinder and Neo finally approaches the heroes who are prepared to take her down. Much to their surprise they see Tyrian and Mercury lying on the ground dead and Hazel standing by Team RWBY's side.

"This is what happened when your teammates attacked us." Yang said.

"Where's Emerald?" Cinder asked, unconcerned.

Ruby throws Emerald's head towards Cinder. "I beheaded that bitch. You took away someone I cared about, so I decided to do the same to you."

"I never cared about that annoying shit anyway. And I'd love to see you try." Cinder then gets into her fighting stance.

Then the screen cuts to black.

'''What's your opinion of this? Do you like it? Do you dislike it? Feel free to leave constructive criticism down below. I personally think it's mediocre.''' That is fucking awesome!!!!!!!