Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25396609-20170505174118/@comment-27144409-20170610190803

Might I suggest packing a pair of those mini (or is that a micro?) Uzis in if it's that big. The placement could be relatively simple, handles (that might need to be cut off) parallel with blade, the barrels perpendicular, and the ejectors spewing the spent cases out the sides of the guard. The gun for a hansle has been done before, but this could work for you as a variation on the general idea, and it offers you twice the firepower.