Thread:The Purpur Man/@comment-26173711-20191019031417/@comment-35691777-20191019210851

Dario stroked his beard as he then said, "Well my little friend. The truth is, I am Dario, but I am not. Allow me to explain. The real Dario Brando is dead in the grave so many centuries ago, and what you see before you is the perfect clone of Dario Brando! And of course, I have four exact physical upgrades to my body and geneology which makes me greater. First of all, is obviously my height. Dario Brando was not even taller than six feet tall, as my height on the other hand was modified to be eight feet three inches tall. My second upgrade is my bulky physique, as you can see, I am a much more physical perfection than the drunk original, I even have a nice ten pack abs, the ladies just love it, and they ain't for show either. The third is my mind and brain, I am not so drunk on liquor, though I do like booze, and I am smarter as I think better than the old fool, though I do have the same cleverness as he did, perhaps even more. And lastly, my perfect teeth. My teeth are white, strong, and in order, while his are mismatched, ugly, and seriously, really yellow. And as you can see, I am the perfect clone of Dario Brando, modified of course! So I am Dario Brando, and at the same time, I am not Dario Brando. I am the perfect clone of Dario Brando. That answer your question, Mr.uh, you know I've been calling you little man for so long that I forgot to ask your real name."