Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25266931-20161117062740/@comment-28288412-20161118220158

I feel as though it would've been better without the Ren and Ruby bit at the end. They didn't really contribute to the joke.

Anyway:

Therapist: Hello Yang.

Yang: Hi.

Therapist: I understand you need some help working through some issues.

Yang: It's just... It's been hard, y'know?... Adjusting...

Therapist: It's alright Yang. Now then, Xiao Long ago did the incident occur?

Yang: Excuse me?

Therapist: My apologies. I just find that things progress easier in an informal atmosphere. Just wished to Blake the Weiss.

Yang: What?

Therapist: Sorry, perhaps I've been Raven on a bit too long.

Yang: If you can't take this seriously then I'll leave!

Therapist: Wait, Yang! I'm sorry! I was just trying to disarm the situation!

...

Lisa Lavender: We've just recieved an update on the fire that broke out at (Insert Shitty Therapists Place Name Here). Reports are coming in that Yang Xiao Long was caught at the scene red-handed.