Nondescript Holiday Spectacular/Transcript

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "RWBY CHIBI"!

T''he Beacon common room is decorated with garlands and a Christmas tree. Weiss Schnee is seen reading a book on an armchair, Velvet Scarlatina sits on the floor shaking a present in her hands, Penny Polendina kneels next to a present and stares widely at it while also making computer noises, and Lie Ren is cooking something in the kitchen''

Ozpin: (voiceover) Every chibi in Beacon liked the holiday season.

''Ruby Rose stumbles in the room with a large snowball covering her entire head. She makes muffled noises of distress as everyone else present laughs at her, except for Penny who has a concerned expression for her best friend. Unbeknownst to them, Roman Torchwick peeks through the window, disgusted.''

Ozpin: (voiceover) This chibi loathed it, for who knows what reason...

The scene transitions to outside with Roman and Neopolitan, with a completed snowman in her colors.

Roman: (angrily throwing his hat to the ground) Curses! It's my least favorite time of the year! Nondescript Winter holiday! (Neo places his hat back on his head) The time of year when everybody is "nice" and "loving" and everybody "cares" about one another... But no one cares about me!

''Neo holds up a sign that says "I THINK YOU'RE ALRIGHT." Roman makes a loud, disgruntled noise, startling Neo and causing her to throw her sign offscreen.''

Roman: I wish I could cancel this stupid holiday for good, but stealing all the presents and decorations won't do, noooo...

As Roman continues to speak, one of the "eyes" on the snowman starts to melt, but Neo quickly fixes this.

Roman: The holidays aren't about material possession, they're about the spirit of the season! And nothing can stop that... UNTIL NOW! (laughs) Behold, the Spirit Sucker!

''The camera zooms out to show a large vacuum with Roman's emblem on it. Neo holds a sign out saying "WHAT SUCKS IS THE NAME."''

Roman: With this device, I'm gonna suck the holiday spirit out of each and every miserable little brat in Beacon! Then, nondescript Winter holiday will be ruined forever!! (laughs) C'mon, Neo! 'Tis the season for sorrow!