Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-72.171.16.125-20130817090806/@comment-173.58.106.118-20131002065623

Mercen-X wrote: If I were to dream of sex with Cardin, it'd probably be an alpha-rape to put the bastard in his place. My dreams make me a disturbingly powerful individual. Can't you just smash his head into the ground hard enough so that everyone on the block ten miles away thinks someone's knocking on their door?

And if I dreamed of THAT with Cardin, I'd go provoke a Death Stalker into eating me. Now if I have another dream of Weiss and THAT, the dream itself would make the entire incident all worth it.

Or if I have a dream of Cardin, [http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Zaeed_Massani I could probably just buy a ship of explosives and commit suicide by Omega. Best retirement plan I've had so far.] That or doing something fatally stupid to provoke Caboose or Weiss.