Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27966940-20170517013010/@comment-30530552-20170517214436

That and "¿Donde está el baño?" or, in the case of other languages, "Where's the bathroom?"

That's pretty important to know...everything else you can stumble through with a guidebook or a translator who's willing to help you. Or, better yet, never venture otuside your country, never learn or respect other cultures, and become someone who just general hates the world other than that which he or she knows.