Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-24.247.91.107-20140511154823/@comment-4010415-20140906181518

Because everybody's related!

Ren really is Jaune's brother, but Jaune doesn't know because they were separated at birth!

Nora is the real daughter of Penny's creator, and Penny's creator misses Nora a lot because he had to give her up for adoption when his work left little time for her! When Nora was a child, she wore her hair like Penny's hair.

Mrs. Schnee's fourth cousin twice removed is Blake's mother!

Qrow's long lost son is Mercury!

Pyrrha's aunt's cousin's mother's brother-in-law is Roman's uncle, and Neo is Roman's little sister!

Emerald's dead mother's grandmother's brother is Ren's great grandfather!

Sun's aunt's cousin is Yang's mother! And Neptune's uncle's first wife is the sister of Mercury's mother!

Actually, some of these crack theories are really amusing to think about.