Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27966940-20170217021950/@comment-31673087-20170510101315

2 for 1.

"Son of a bitch ripped my suit! I like this suit! Granted I have a ton just liek it, but that's not the point! You'll pay for- wait, it missed my suspenders... That's really cool! (Teammate: Kat, I will come over there and hit you if you don't start focusing on this fight!) I feel like we haven't accomplished enough to warrant rewards yet."

"So, how are you feeling today? (Patient: Fine) That's funny, because according to this chart, you're not fine at all. In fact, you're dying. Very quickly. Anyway, here's a peppermint."

-Kallista Topaz