User:The Chicken Master

The Truth about CHICKENS: Chickens are actually aliens... We have been watching humans since they were still allowed to wear fur and poke things with sticks. We have studied the human population every since earth came and hence took on a psychical earthling form, unfortunately humans have taken a liking to our earthling form and have hunted us since 10 000 BC so over the years I have seen our flesh being prepared in so many different amazing ways cooked, boiled, gourmet, baked and many more... I'm sure everyone knows KFC a.k.a KILL ALL HUMANS yes that's right.

We have planted aging bombs in KFC making everyone age really quickly and hence making people die, That's dark you say? Yes it is pretty so whatever you do..DO NOT look A CHICKEN IN DA EYEBALL you will see the past,present AND THE FUTURE *explodes*

The End.