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They have badgers in America?

Yeah, Australia is full of things that can kill you. We have nine of the worlds top ten most poisonous snakes - We only don't have the cobra. Our spiders are the size of heads, our tiny spiders can kill fully grown men (though redbacks don't actually always kill. Most of the time they just make you really sick, and you end up scaring yourself to death because of the hype surrounding them), and then we have crocodiles and bull sharks that swim inland to lie in wait in national parks (the bastards can survive in fresh water), the ocean's a menace between the box jellyfish and the sharks.

There's a song that perfectly describes Australia