Bike Race/Transcript

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "RWBY CHIBI"!

On the streets of Vale, Blake Belladonna stands on the sidewalk with a flag.

Blake: Drivers, are you ready?

''Yang Xiao Long revs up her motorcycle. Ruby Rose sits in a red pull-cart decorated with hot-rod flame stickers. She carrries a fishing rod with a dog bone dangling from the end, with Zwei puling the cart.''

Yang: Ready!

Ruby: Let's do this!

Zwei: Woof!

Weiss rolls up, riding a pretty pink tricycle.

Weiss: I, too, am ready to race.

Ruby and Yang pause and look at each other for a moment, then burst out in hysterical laughter.

Weiss: What?

Yang: Where'd you get that thing? Your grandma?

Weiss: As a matter of fact, yes. This was Nana Schnee's favorite bike. She called it "Stardust".

Ruby and Yang try to contain their laughter, but burst out into hysterics again.

Ruby: I wish you could see how dumb you look! (the hot-rod stickers on the side of Ruby's cart begin to peel off) Oh no, my stickies! (quickly re-sticks the stickers to her cart)

Yang: Well I hope Nana taught you to lose, princess. 'Cause you don't have the horsepower.

Weiss: I have plenty of horses, thank you.

Blake: Enough chatter! Let's race! On your marks, get set, go!

''As Ruby and Yang get ready to race, Weiss pulls out Myrtenaster and jabs the ground. Ice erupts from the ground below Yang and Ruby's vehicles, freezing them securely in place.''

Yang: What and how?!

Ruby: No fair! I was gonna be so fast... and yet now, I am just furious!

Weiss slowly pedals away as Blake laughs in the background.

Weiss: Stardust awaaay!

Zwei: Woof woof!

Ruby and Yang pause for a moment, then begin struggle to get free from the ice, to no avail.

Yang stands in the spotlight of a dimly-lit comedy bar, performing her stand-up routine.

Yang: Did you hear about the teacher at Beacon who wears an eye patch? I heard they had to let him go. He only had one pupil! (laughs to herself)

The audience groans unenthusiastically.

Jaune: Ouch.

Yang: Hey everyone! Don't forget the tournament starts next week! It's "vital" we all do our best! As in, the Vytal Tournament? (audience groans again) Hello? This is on, right?

Sun: Unfortunately!

Yang: So... (points at blake) My roommate Blake was coughing up hairballs all night. We thought it was a "cat"astrophe, but now she's "feline" much better!

Jaune, Ren and Sun boo and jeer.

Jaune: Get off the stage!

Sun: (hurriedly standing up) I just remembered! I'm supposed to be, uh... Not here.

Ruby: (grabbing on firmly to Sun's monkey tail) If we have to sit through this, so do you.

Yang: I'm the main act, people. This is as good as it gets!

Sun: This is worse than Ozpin throwing new students off a cliff! (standing on the table) Right? I mean what's he gonna do when they graduate? Set them on fire?! (audience laughs)

Yang: No, don't listen to him! You! (points at Sun) Stop being funny!

Sun: How about you start being funny!

Yang: Wait, wait, wait. You haven't heard about that time I, uh... Bought a Nevermore! Yeah! It was a pretty "Grimm" situation!

The audience boos again.

Yang: (posing) Out with a Yang! (a trap door opens up beneath Yang and she falls through the floor)

''Jaune and Blake sit reading quietly in a common room. Ruby walks in, dragging a Beowolf clinging onto her cape behind her.''

Jaune: Umm, Ruby? Did you know you have some-

Ruby: (stops walking) Yeah, I know. Long story.

Jaune: Yeah, looks like a long story. Pretty good one I bet. Bit of adventure.

Ruby: Yup.

Jaune: Excitement?

Ruby: Oh, yeah.

Ruby: Hijinks?

Ruby: So many hijinks.

Jaune: Yup, yup, yup! Good stuff, good stuff.

Ruby: Yeah, well, uh. I, uh... I gotta go deal with this. So, uh... See ya.

Ruby walks off, leaving Jaune and Blake alone.

Jaune: (turns to Blake) Blake, do you ever get the feeling that you're, I dunno, just a supporting character in life? That other people are having all the cool adventure?

Blake: Nope.

Jaune: (sighs) Just me, then.

Blake: Don't worry about it, Sun.

Jaune: ...Sun? I'm Jaune.

Blake: What? Yeah. No. Of course. I'm just kidding.

Ruby suddenly gets thrown flying into shot with Crescent Rose amongst growling sounds from the Beowolf.

Ruby: Oh no! Too much adventure! Oh boy! This is gonna get crazy! (unintelligible) It's happening, right now!

Plates, potted plants and Zwei are sent flying through the room by Ruby and the Beowolf's commotion.

Blake: (unphased by the chaos) Are you sure you're not the one with the monkey tail?

Jaune pauses and looks directly into the camera.