Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26417457-20190908005352/@comment-26173711-20190912190141

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Glitch, you seein' this shit?

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1. For fucks' sake, Hazel isn't a comic relief character. He is a very serious, very calm man and he wouldn't make a complete fool out of himself. He also said that not specifically because he loves children, but because... you know... he has a moral code.

2. Dust doesn't make you angry. He himself was angry. And for the third time, Hazel isn't a dumb Neanderthal.

3. Tyrian. Does. Not. Crack. Jokes. During. Battles. Apart from the one "thorny rose" comment in the Qrow vs Tyrian fight.

4. Mercury. Is. Not. A. Pervert.

5. Mhm.

6. They aren't confirmed to be dead, they were simply knocked off the train. And besides, they're goons. Plot-wise they have zero significance.

7. I doubt there would be a curse word every other sentence even if that were true.

8. Yes, that was in Volume 3, which plot wise was over a year or two ago. You do realize character development exists, right? Emerald isn't a lame cardboard cutout, she (gasp) is less evil than two years ago! Seriously dude, stop pulling up old episodes. Emerald has changed.

9. Okay, my mistake about how fast lightning is vs a bullet, but my point still stands. Catching a bullet takes extreme reflexes and precision to even attempt without severe injuries. Tyrian does not have those reflexes and precision.

10. How many times are you going to pull up the Joker? Tyrian isn't the Joker. He's more like Hannibal Lecter, except... you know, he doesn't eat people. And isn't sadistic... a sociopath, sure, but he doesn't seem to gain pleasure from hurting people.

11. Dude... no. She's learned to keep her cool. Watch the BY vs Adam fight.