Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25396609-20160224223213/@comment-26882656-20160302003815

I know I'm opening a can of worms that you guys barely managed to close the last time, but I had an idea. (Yea, I know that those never end well.) So: ...Dog sword... again.

It's collapsible so it can be sheathed and unsheathed, and it features a rotating blade and a grip designed to be held.... I mean bit? Bitten? by a dog. The dog can make the blade turn by gripping... biting the grip in different ways.