Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-14407885-20140823180315/@comment-24198837-20140823201547

For white:

"Ironwood" - you could make it "Iron Wood" for the puns,

"Edgar the 'tame' Borbatusk" - or something along those lines,

"Ships" - So "I ship ships" can be a thing,

"Silhouettes" - I've made more mistakes than every man, woman, and silhouette on this planet,

For Black:

"What's under Yang's shirt? Well, clearly it's X."

...That's all I've got for now.