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173.58.100.7 wrote: It's a good series, believe me. So what, you're out in Lothering?

- Surana Well...since you asked

-Inhales-

Nah, was done with that, so I decided to go to Redcliff because it was closer on the map, then Alistar be like “I’m a royal bastard” and I’m like “I couldn’t tell over your charming personality”

Decided there I really hate Morrigan. I’m like “Gold and XP this way”, and she’s like “This is a waste of time” -5 like, “We shouldn’t be doing this” -7 like, “Man you are an idiot for doing that” -6 like, negating all the mine fields I went through to get her approval up to the point I want to replace her with the dog despite the fact I’m a cat person. And the undead be like “I’m too cool to be frozen” and I be like “beach please have a cone of it” and the the wife’s husband be like “I need to sacrifice you to EA gods, I mean our son”

And I go through a tunnel all sneaky and find a rat that looks like a Barbie doll that’s an Avatar fan and I be like “The heck, already? You just ran away like 3 chapters ago and you already get caught, damn you suck” and he be like “let me out” and I’m like “fine, just help me” and he be like “K” and then he disappears and I’m like “I’m not even surprised…a bit mad though”

And then I get my ass handed to me by this big douche that does  “GET OVER HERE” with invisible spears and murders me in 2 shots, so I end up glitching him by aggrowing most of the minions that weren’t next to him. And then I be like “DOG PILE” and try to kill him but only the crazy lady with the voices in her head survives and she’s like dual wielding against 3 dudes chucking pots every 3 seconds like she was from Cuba.

And then the kid runs away and the Rat decides to show up AFTER I cleared everything like the douche that he is and I’m like ”You are so getting executed” and he’s like “I can do a ritual” and I’m like ”wait, did I just unlock blood magic?” and he be like “...maybe?” and I’m like  “k, I’ll let others execute you” and he be like “T.T” and mother be like “Sacrifice me to the EA gods, I mean my son” and I be like “option B?” and Ali be like “Clear another map for magic weed” and I’m like “To lazy…I mean, there isn’t enough time. Let’s kill the mom” and mom be like “yay” and ritual be like “!@ES2” and then I be like “Welp, high again” and then I see the demon and be like “Welp, wet dream again” except when I woke up there was blood everywhere.



Overall it was pretty memorable so far.

