Thread:The Purpur Man/@comment-26173711-20191028211738/@comment-35455126-20191109013600

“For the love of...” Nova picked up GJ with her gravity control and set her back down on the ground some distance from the building. She then weighed down Gilbert, immobilizing him and giving Monika time to get rid of the infection.

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Everyone stepped through the portal to the other side.

“Are there actually even lasers?” Glitch wondered. He releases a cloud of mist to the area behind them...revealing the laser grid. “Oh.”

“Thanks Marcus, but how did you even know?” Chronos asked.

(The following is a small reference to a funny webcomic page I saw on Tv Tropes once.)

Marcus smirked. “It’s very simple. You see, dark hallway = camel. Camel = tomato. Tomato = six celery sticks. And what colors are lasers usually? Red and green, which are the colors of tomatoes and celery respectively. There is also the fact that lasers are commonly found in dark hallways, and since camels have no relation to tomatoes, celery OR hallways, I was able to correctly deduce that the hallway behind us was filled with lasers. Boom.”

Everyone stared at him in complete and utter bewilderment.

“I...what....how....” Glitch said. “That doesn’t make any sense!”

“What the actual fuck, Marcus?” Omega said. “Are you braindead?”

“No Bunny-Ears, i’m RIGHT! Now let’s go.” Marcus spun around and marched into the next room.

“Oh my fucking god...” Glitch facepalmed and the sighed. “Come on guys...let’s go.” He followed Marcus.