User blog:Whitennerdiest/Volume 3 Finale Reaction

As if my heart wasn't already broken because of valentines day. Roosterteeth just had to RIP IT OUT AND REPLACE IT WITH A POMEGRANATE FULL OF NAPALM AND SHOOT IT WITH A FLAMING ARROW THAT WILL GO AROUND ANYTHING YOU THROW AT IT. On top of that I had just watched Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince for the first time, so I was still mourning Dumbledore. Anyways, let's take a look at exactly what I was thinking throughout the episode and you thry to guess which part I was on:
 * Woah. This is so badass.
 * SO BADASS.
 * Oh, this scene.
 * Aww (sheds tear)
 * Uh oh.
 * Oh no. What happened?
 * Don't even think about it.
 * Wait...                   ...YES!!!!!! THEY...   ...YYYEEESSSSSS!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!
 * Wait. No. STOP! SSTTTOOOOPPPP!!!
 * Okay, she's more powerful than I thought. She might actually have a chance.
 * Oh. Shit. That's not good.
 * Hurry! Runrunrunrunrunrunrun!
 * Oh. The heel. I get it.
 * NonononononoNonONoNONOnoNONONONONONON! NO1 NO!  NO!  NO!  NO!  NO!  NO!  NO!
 * *screams in pain*
 * Oh no. Poor Rub- WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCKITY SHIT?!?!!??!!??!
 * *sits in shock for the next 2 minutes and four seconds*
 * She did what? It's WHAT? Hey, I just said that.
 * OOOOoooohhhh. Friggin' sweet!
 * Awww. I'm so sorry.
 * Not her dad!
 * That BITCH! And there goes the hopes and dreams of every Bumblebee shipper.
 * We get to see HAVEN?! YUSS!
 * Smaller, more honest soul. Where have I heard that before? Hmm.
 * Uh ooohhh.
 * So that's what he looks like.
 * Wait, WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!
 * Oh shit. Oh Shit! OH SHIT!!1!!!
 * *pauses video*  *sits in shock for an unusual amout of time*
 * *plays video* *procedes to rock out to the sick credits music*
 * Wait, what's he doi- Oh sweet!!

So that was a thing. I don't have the emotional strength or the willpower to analyze this thing yet, so I will do that next time, maybe even later today. For now, I will continue to cry over some mint chocolate chip icecream and look at Arkos fan art on the internet.

Stay strong my little dishwashers!

-W