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Dionysus, so of Zeus and (can't remember her name, a princess of thebes) his mother was incinerated when she saw Zeus' tue form, zeus got pissed implanted dionysus into his own body until the child was ready to be brn then ditched him on soe naiads until he grew up, the combination of fire and water gave him power over firewater AKA alchohol. severely abridged version, but still. he was always a god, just didn't join the crowd ustairs until much later.