Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25857155-20151110093941/@comment-26397825-20151118225418

The Zelda Historia.

Compare sizes - the Order of the Pheonix is maybe two handwidths tall, and not that wide. It's basically B5 or A6 in terms of paper size. It can also come on soft cover or had cover.

The Zelda Historia is bigger than someone's head, being full A4 sized pages, and only comes in hard cover.

Imagining braining someone on the head with a locked, slightly thicker version of the Historia via a strap attached to the lock, something similar to this. The straps would be attached to the cover of the book itself, so you dont have to take them off completely to unlock the book, just unclip the locks - and you can use snap clasps rather than buckles or actual locks. Reinforce it with Aura, and you've basically got yourself a version of Coco's Handbag, minus the gun part.