Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-3146930-20140729033956/@comment-24198837-20140729044148

If we're going with general injuries, I've got a funny one:

I live on a hilltop; My backyard's slanted away from my house. One Christmas, my dad gets me a mountian bike (This was right after I learned how to ride a normal bike, so I wasn't that good yet). A few days later, I decide to ride it for the first time. My dad says "Just drift down the hill, you won't even have to pedal. I'll stop you".

So I do, but soon I'm going so fast that if I breaked, the bike would do a frontflip (I'm good at figuring out these kind of things on the fly). Now I'm barreling full-speed down the hill towards my dad, all like "Oh, he'll catch me!"

He jumped out of the way, because I was going way too fast for him to do anything, and I ran face-first into a fence. Broke my nose, lol.

Don't ride bikes that much anymore ^^