Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24993958-20150826074135/@comment-173.58.100.7-20150911023542

Name: Onionous Odipus

User: Bob Smith

Use: Makes user smell like onions.

Pros: Nothing I can think of. Except maybe warding off people.

Cons: Smell lingers. And useless against onion lovers. Also makes user cry uncontrollably, effectively blinding them.

- Surana