Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25266931-20161117062740/@comment-25266931-20161122154354

Adam: After a long day of terrorizing my ex and killing lots of humans, I like to relax by a warm fire and read my favorite book 50 Shades of Slay. Inside you get not one, not two but 50 murderous accounts of White Fang members. Just like you. Here's some example!

Ed: When I first joined White Fang I admit I was a little skeptical. "Killing folk"? "Stealing Dust"? "Wacky Grimm mask"? No way right? Wrong! When I made my first kill and the other members slap my butt and cheered me on as the blood dripped down my face, I knew. I knew I had found my calling.

Robbie: Adam saved my marriage. My bitch and I werent getting along for some reason. Then we joined White Fang and now we never fight. She tells me when shes out dropping humans in mass graves, she thinks of me.

Laura: Adam took time out of his busy day and came to my daughter's birthday party.

Laura starts to cry.

Laura: I'm sorry. So sorry.

Laura shows a picture of Adam with a party hat on and eating cake while letting kids hit a pinata with his sword.

Adam: Heh heh heh. We have fun. We care about each other. And stick together. So next time someone tells you the White Fangs are trouble, you ask them: "Trouble for whom?"

FIGHT FOR FREEDOM! FIGHT FOR SOLIDARITY! FIGHT FOR EQUALITY! JOIN THE WHITE FANGS TODAY!