Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24993958-20151106142232/@comment-27087951-20151110031323

Don't shoehorn the idea for being too insane and then try to hand-wave it as her shoehorning the idea because she is too insane.

"Immune to logic" my ass, her weapon is not immune to logic and there is no way you can make Shortsword+longsword=halberd. If you changed one of them with an Axe, then maybe it could work, but otherwise it's just a destruction of the willing suspension of disbelief.