Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-226878-20141028201230/@comment-173.58.251.107-20141102045056

I've never seen Agent Washington and Ozpin in the same room, so they must be the same person.

And I've never seen Caboose and Doctor Oobleck in the same room, so they must also be the same person.

Oh, and I never saw Glynda and Tex in the same room, so they have to be the same person.

Ditto for Pyrrha and Carolina, and Jaune and Felix, and Torchwick and Locus, and Kimball and Ruby, and Doctor Grey and Blake, and Jensen and Yang, and Port and Lieutenant Smith, and Palomo and Neptune, I've never seen them in the same room before so they must all be the same person.