Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-74.104.206.83-20130731122709/@comment-18251804-20130918112017

Professor Port demonstrating to class on how to face a Ursa unarmed (up against a live Ursa).

Professor Port: Now young huntsmen and huntresses should you find yourself unarmed and ambushed by a lone Ursa, do not fear! Simply wait for it to run towards you (Ursa runs) and tackle it (Port pins it to ground). Aim for its abdomen and... (raises fist)

Yang: He's going to kill it with his bear-hands!

''Professor Port punches abdomen and Ursa becomes paralyzed. ''

Professor Port: If punched in a certain area Ursas become paralyzed for a few minutes. Use that time to run and look for help (walks away from Ursa).

Jaune: Run and live. I really like that idea.

Yang: What a waste of a pun.