Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25396609-20150301171157/@comment-25555436-20150317205433

VedranTheII wrote: he seemed to have a story about how, his life got flipped right upside down, and he would like to take a minute, just sit his brother there.... I'm perfectly sure there was a movie, or maybe a special, that was the most weird but fun thing from Naruto that I had seen.

It had Sasuke (Shippuden) in a kitchen, with Itachi, who was cooking eggs for him. Tons of eggs. No, he didn't do it the boring, normal way. He used jutsus and ninja skills to cook the eggs and fucking slice one in 2 to cook 2 eggs for the price of one.

And also probably-maybe put his hand up a chicken's ass to get some more eggs. And yes, it worked for him. Sasuke's face was full "WTF is going on?", and apparently Itachi's eggs (that came out wrong...) tasted great (even more wrong.....).

And yes, Itachi was acting like a cool big non-troll brother all that time.