Thread:The Purpur Man/@comment-26173711-20191005064301/@comment-35455126-20191018055854

“....do you...not remember us?” Glitch said quietly.

“Hell no.” Marcus snorted. “Also, I ain’t your friend.”

“You’ve been with us for a while now. Of course we’re your friends.” Rax said.

“Oh. Wow. Really? Well in that case, if I actually am your friend, then how come I don’t remember being your friend?” And then he actually smirked.

“....I have a bad feeling about that smile.” Diana said.

“I dunno, dude. But somehow you lost all your memories.” Rax said.

“That’s fucking bullshit.”

”whAt’S tHAt sUpPosSEd tO mEAN???” Hundred-Eyes said in a heavily distorted version of Weiss’ voice.

“It means I was never your friend.” Marcus said.

“...yes. Yes you were. Just because you don’t remember it happening doesn’t mean it didn’t.” Alfred argued.

“HAH! Nonsense. I’m fucking omniscient and I know everything. Therefore, if I don’t remember being your friend, then I was never your friend!”

.....

“.....well that’s just great, not only did he lose all his memories, he’s now a deluded moron.” Rax said.

“Marcus, are you fucking braindead? Is your IQ a total of 5?” Omega asked.

“I’m not braindead - as you can clearly see with me being perfectly conscious - and yes, my IQ is five....five MILLION!”

“Oh, so it’s 3. Gotcha.”

“Three BILLON!”

”1.”

“One HUNDRED BILLON!”

“Negative one hundred-billion.”

“Positive TWO hundred billion!”

“Good god.” Retro said. He gets to work on Marcus’ files. “I’ll see if I can restore him.”

“Restore me? The fuck are you talking about? I’m perfectly fine!” Marcus said.

“Yep, definitely delusional.” Diana said, shaking her head.