Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-4830106-20140921022402/@comment-173.58.251.107-20141202202353

LiveandSound wrote: There are standards. Same. I have standards: No Horror, Angst, nonconcensual, torture, foe yay (with exceptions), or animals.

What I like:

Well written, reasonable stories and elements. I'm perfectly fine with Yang/Weiss/Ruby/Blake having a boy part. I'm not fine with it being unreasonably large. Seriously. That's kind of impractical. But don't go around into technicals as to how they have that. I don't need to hear the "how I was born with this" or "dust/chemical accident" thing. I'm fine with "I have this, let's move on to something else".

On a comical note, I haven't seen a single Ruby with a boy part thing at all. I've seen Yang, Blake and Weiss, but not her. Odd.

Actual love. Not just "smut because its there", I like "there is actually a bond and reason as to why we're doing this". Kind of like real life, it's an act of love between two/three/four or more people. Partially the reason I like stuff like Grey Ashes, Frustration Right?, Crimson Snow and Under The Circumstances.

What I don't like:

Overpowered-edgy-superman-OC with canon characters: Yes. I know you have your character instantly seducing Yang. Everyone seems to want to seduce Yang. Yes, your character is banging Yang. So is just about everyone else. Yes. Your character is Rambo. So is everyone else. ''Stop The Superman OC's. ''Be reasonable, have strengths and weaknesses, not this whole "Mr/Mrs. Instant Seduction Person with superpowered weapons and skills."

Foe Yay. Except Cinder/Ruby, Neo/Ruby, Lightning/Jihl and Morrigan/Alistair. And Trevor Philips and Michael De Santa.

Bad spelling/grammar. Yes, you wrote a story, no, I don't understand what you're trying to say by: "so rwby and jnpr totally got down and dirty with one another hurpadurpdurp and they did the bopster and totally had fun m8 gr8 luv thingie blah blah blah and ruby said oh yesblahbl ha juan blah balkda;dd kthnxbye". I think it's trying to communicate. Or maybe it's yelling. I don't know. And It's Jaune. Not Juan, Juane, Janne, or Juen, or Juevos.

Yandere. Creepy. I saw Yuno Gasai on 4chan. Never recovered from the experience.

As mentioned above, Animals. ZWEI IS AN INNOCENT LITTLE DOG WHO WOULD NEVER DO THAT WITH RUBY. Thank you Unnamed Person Who Deserves To Be Trapped In A Room With Freddy Kruger. I'll never look at Zwei and Ruby the same again.

And that's kind of what I like and don't like.