Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24993958-20160121121228/@comment-26882656-20160129052228

Phantomlink959 wrote: top ten lessons for the zombie apocalypse:

1: organize BEFORE they rise.

2: they feel no fear, why should you?

3: use your head; cut off theirs.

4: blades don't need reloading.

5: ideal protection = tight clothing, short hair.

6: get up the staircase, then destroy it

7: get out of the car, get onto the bike

8: keep moving, keep loq, keep quiet, keep alert!

9: no place is safe, only safer

10: the zombies may be gone, but the threat lives on. I thought the first one was cardio.