User blog comment:Nice Things/My Feelzzzz/@comment-192.200.149.242-20130605112651

Strongest? I wouldn't be too sure who'd dominate in an all out slugfest but as you've said, I believe each is good at their own particular style of combat. That being said, I'd be more biased to Weiss and Blake as both as incredibly fast, even without boosts. Ruby, sure, has a sniper scythe (God, I love the sound of the weapon) and uses her recoil to run around slaying monsters, but Blake, as we've seen, is fast enough to deflect bullets at her base speed and Weiss, well, can also shoot stuff. Yang is also fast, but her choice of weapons leave her more vulnerable to punishment, as weapons are actually attached to her body. It does great against bladed weapons, but when up against weapons that rely on sheer brute force (as Junior does) it's weaknesses become apparent. Also, when against guns, all she can do is dodge, while the others have some form of defense against that.

The best supporting character? Well, strictly a supporting character is a recurring character that, you know, "supports" the main characters so yeah, Adam is the only one we can really count (although how well he "supports" is a different matter). Not strictly speaking, I would still choose Adam: Why? When the Black trailer first came out and I heard to voices for the first time, I almost vomited (now though, I've actually grown to like them, and wouldn't swap them out for anything! Well, not strictly anythng but anyways...) and I was feeling down in the dumps until that Mech with the machine gun hands goes: "Identify yourself, intruders!" Then Adam smiles...and shoots his blade out the his sheathe into the mech's head, catches it in midair, and slices it in half. It was at this point the Black trailer officially went from lame to unadulterated awesome.

The most awesome weapon? Sure, the gunlets and whipistolana's are awesome, but I have to give the "over-the-top-pants-on-head-retardedly-AWESOME!" weapon award to the very first one we saw, the Crescent Rose. I remember the very first time watching Red Trailer: it was right after finishing the last episode of Red VS Blue and I was sipping a glass of juice. I was feeling all warm and fuzzy with that ending when suddenly the credits cut off, and the monitor announced: A NEW SERIES FROM ROOSTER TEETH. I was sucked in by the atmospheric tone of the music, and felt an odd sense of deja vu as a saw a liitle red girl standing by a grave. Then wolves appeared and I was all like "OH NOES I KNOW HOW THIS END!!!!!"

Then she pulls out a pistol that turns into a scythe that uses its recoil to slaughter the shiz out of monsters. I believe it was at this point I dropped the glass I was holding. So, yeah: Crescent Rose gets my vote. High Velocity Sniper Scythe. It's so awesome I have to smile whenever I say that term aloud.

My favorite character, however, is Yang. I have to admit, I was the most edgy about this newest of characters when I was waiting to download it from Youtube. I had taken a look at the silhouette and for some strange reason, my gut was screaming. The second the club doors opened and strolled in with a badass smirk to the club music however, I was sold. When she grabbed Junior's balls and ordered him to call her "sir," I felt my emotions stir. When she whips out a pair of gun-gauntlets and sets herself on fire, I thought I was a 16 again and fell in love.

My favorite trailer is Yellow, not just because of Yang, but because how it remixed all the music. The one thing I loved about the trailers was how every single one of them was an audiophile's dream and hearing all that awesome music remixed together was amazing beyond words. It also had the most varied fighting, and oh yes, someone's balls got grabbed.