Talk:Jacques Schnee/@comment-70.164.250.74-20171228193148/@comment-4010415-20171228195620

1. To have heirs because every big company needs someone to take over when the current CEO dies or retires.

2. To keep up the illusion that Jacques loved Willow. Remember, she didn't get confirmation until Weiss' 10th birthday, and Whitley doesn't seem too much younger than Weiss, so all three kids were born by then.

3. Because makin' babies feels gewd.