Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-11481298-20130803142214

I actually tried to read it. I know this would be unnecessary if the episode were released in a higher quality eventually, like the first episode (1080p on Youtube), but I have no idea if episodes 2 or 3 will get the same treatment. So, what I deciphered so far:

"Hey. How's it going? So, you're introduced to Dust. That's good. Now, I'm guessing/betting(?) that you're not very smart. Some might say you're a dummy. Probably think you won't/can't use Dust. Well. You probably shouldn't/couldn't. But you're going to anyway. So, if you are going to, you might as well read this pamphlet. This way you probably won't kill anyone. Probably won't."

Yeah. I seriously think that's what it says. It looked too long to be Weiss's 'The Schnee Dust Company is not responsible' speech. And I think I did an okay job at reading it. (Mercy for my eyes, though. Hopefully they did not sustain any permanent damage thanks to my efforts. XD) 