User blog comment:Jkphantom9/BREAKING NEWS: Gray's Journal on the Future of RWBY/@comment-99.120.149.4-20150311060620/@comment-25857155-20150312002817

...I know a guy. Give him 10 minutes tops, and he'll have you down to a quarter-mile. 5 more minutes and he'll be in your computer.

Unfortunately... no wait, fortunately... you have done nothing to warrant such reaction beyond thinking your E-peen is just that epic. Sorry, it isn't. "Secret area..." how adorable.

Does this mean we've won for now? =P Seriously, please save yourself the trouble and leave for the night. You can't even come up with anything related to the show; give it a rest.