User blog comment:Withersoul/What would you add to RWBY?/@comment-11188061-20131016033136/@comment-173.58.96.106-20131019111503

^I like this one.

If Michael Bay directed RWBY, it would go something like this:

1. Ruby would spend most of her screentime making out with Shia lewhatthefu(redacted)hisnameis. Blake, Weiss and Yang would also be doing the same with three other random boys who no one could possibly give a (redacted) about as they serve no purpose to the plot.

2. Any shot involving the female members of RWBY and JNPR would be shown with either upskirt or upshirt pictures. Ren and Jaune would be seen going around half naked flexing their muscles to the crowd.

3. Every single battle scene would end with a city being burned down somehow, even if explosives weren't used, regardless if it was an actual major battle or if it was some tiny bar fight.

4. Linkin Park would compose the soundtrack.

5. Michela Banes or whatever the hell her name is would portray Ruby (screams in horror, brings out Black Widow Sniper Rifle, begins shooting).

6. Adam Sandler would portray Ruby's love interest.

7. Optimus Prime and the Transformers would somehow appear in the show despite having no relation whatsoever.

8. Ruby would be killed by Megatron and resurrected by Adam Sandler/Shia whateverhisnameis.

9. Big gigantic explosions would be in the background all the time, even if it wasn't practical.

10. Car Chases would be rampant.

11. Innuendos would undoubtably be the only lines ever spoken by Yang and Pyrrha.

12. Ruby and the others would drop their weapons in favor of fast firing assault rifles, effectively turning every battle scene into a repeat of Rambo.

13. Ruby would ALWAYS wear skimpy outfits on par with Michela Banes. Or whatever the hell her name is.

14. The Kardashians would somehow appear in the show.

15. Blake would be gothic.

Or my rant in a nutshell: Michael Bay would screw the series up so badly that he'd screw up screwing up screwing up something. I have no faith in his directing abilities. I"m sorry, I just can't watch anything by him after Transformers.