Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27082610-20160429173411/@comment-24534644-20160503031351

My old karate instructor: "Karate, not about fighting. Karate about self-defense, and inner harmony."

Me: "Except that anyone with half a brain can see me telegraphed block from a mile away and change what they're doing. Also, the screaming doesn't do much for my 'inner harmony'."