User:Gemmaniac/ETC

My Favorite Quotes from My Fanfictions
Of course her name was Winter. If there was a God, their primary objective seemed to be sending women named after seasons to break his heart. I mean, yeah. I guess I just like being surrounded by snow and pricks with sticks up their asses. It was no surprise that Winter Schnee liked to be in control. It was also no surprise that Qrow was more than happy to oblige. It did not help her case for why she was so eager to have sex with Qrow. Winter: What is this, a date? Qrow: A date? Nah, I think I'm too old to go on dates. Just take it as a "Compensation for getting you in trouble with your boss" or as a "Kinda sorry, Ice Queen", or my personal favorite, "Quality time with your favorite person to make up for your recent and unwarranted frustrations". Or some bullshit like that. Winter: Do your nieces know how much of a creepy old man their uncle is? Qrow: Does your boss know how much you actually like hanging out & sleeping with "creepy ol' me"? No fighting, no hunting, no military. Just two stupid emotional people having a fun time out on a date. Probably a dream about living in a distillery with free refills for his flask, or maybe a nightmare where the Kingdoms have enacted worldwide prohibition of alcohol. She pries herself from the warm, comfortable mattress (now held securely in a reinforced bedframe after an unfortunate incident) and pads over to the kitchenette. Oh wait, something's wrong and she should probably find out what it is. She lost her train of thought for a sex-...for a second there. How is it that I grew up poor and you grew up owning most of Atlas and somehow you’re the one who had a deprived childhood? He likes seeing her out of uniform, she looks damn good in civilian clothes, genuinely beautiful, while in her uniform she just looks exceptionally fuckable. Can you please keep it down? I would prefer to be able to do things without hearing you do things. Winter: What happened to your little speech about General Ironwood turning his back on Ozpin? Qrow: Oh, that? We cleared that up. Turns out, Jimmy was just dumber than he looks. We can just glare at each other from across the table to cover up the sexual tension while you complain about how much you hate me. To make matters worse, he hears the bathroom door opening right as the realization hits him. So, Qrow defaults into the most basic survival instinct he knows. In an instant, his body is compressed into a tiny, feathered frame, and as Winter emerges with her hair wrapped in a towel he can only manage a startled squawk. Winter decides that this must be what purgatory is like- waking up every few weeks in a different room but in the same situation, always reluctant bedfellows with a man she despised but couldn’t seem to get away from. Winter: What happened last night? Qrow: The usual. I think we one-upped ourselves this time, though. You’re gonna need a new couch. And resurface some of the walls. And don’t quote me on this, but I think the bed is slightly tilted Memories of the night before spring unbidden to her mind. She breathes deeply and makes a calculated, tactical choice. It is either this or homicide and hurriedly flinging the corpse into a ravine. Off comes the shirt. Qrow Branwen was a better irritant than pepper spray. Qrow: When this happens again, wherever it happens- you make omelettes, I make whatever I can cobble together from the contents of the fridge. Or minibar, if it comes to that. Deal? Winter: Deal. Just so we’re clear, I’m only in this for the bacon. This wasn't a jealousy type of thing, this was a "you-sniped-my-friend-right-in-front-of-my-eyes" thing, which was perfectly rational. Perfectly. Rational. "Winter, would you like to go on a date? Seeing as the world isn't currently in danger and I'm not cursed and affiliated with some of the most dangerous people in the world- both good and bad." In spite of all of his affairs with countless women, Winter stood out in his mind as the kind of woman who would be difficult for him to deal with but one that he could have something real with. Winter: Well then who are you attracted to? Qrow: You really want to know the answer to that? Winter: Do you honestly think that I'd ask that question if I didn't want to know the answer? Qrow: I've liked a lot of women, I've been with a lot of women... but there is only one woman that I actually am attracted to. Winter: And who is that? Qrow: I don't think you'll like it... Winter: ... Qrow: I may not always find you to be easy to deal with, Ice Queen, but I am attracted to you. And what kind of man am I exactly? Charming? Handsome? Good in bed? Not like Jimmy knows anything about the last one. He's not my type. When he did remember it, though, it was fun. They'd watch some dumb cartoon or something and drink as increasingly silly things happen. Then somehow one of them would start cuddling the other and suddenly whoops there goes your pants, dunno how that happened. Qrow: How did you know that one was me, anyway? Winter: Simple. You're the only bird that stares back at me, among a few other things. And so it was that their superiors/friends would send them on "top-secret-no-you-cannot-bring-your-nieces-along-Qrow-and-no-killing-each-other" missions in the middle of nowhere. Qrow: I already have kids. Winter: Wait, you have children? Legitimate I hope? Winter: Even though you were...adequate...there's no way I can ever see you and I at the altar. Qrow: Good enough for me. Like I'd ever want to raise whatever Schneespawn that emerges from you. Winter: Does this meet your approval, sir? Qrow: Perfect. Only thing that would make this better would be if a hot woman was sharing a drink with me. Winter: Even if I wasn't working, that will never happen. Qrow: Who said I was asking you to join me, anyway?" Shh shh shh...no one likes spoiled ice cream... Qrow's world is beat up and torn around the edges. But when Winter smiles, it isn't as bad.