User:The Bespectacled Guy

Introduction
Hello. My name is The Bespectacled Guy. I don't wear glasses very much. I've been here since May 2013 (before the Yellow Trailer's release), but everyone thinks I'm new because I'm almost never on chat.

I have a very poor understanding of weapon physics, am not particularly fond of unintentionally annoying characters and dislike five minute shows. So naturally my first choice for a web-series is one that combines all of these.

Here's hoping Volume 2 succeeds where Volume 1 failed.



Six Facts About Myself
1) I live in England.

2) I am male.

3) I am left handed.

4) I like music.



5) I am religious.

6) I was temporarily banned from this Wiki for being an idiot (twice).

Complete and Unabridged List of Nicknames

 * White Skies
 * Bespec
 * Specs
 * Speccy
 * TBG
 * Mozart
 * Guy
 * Spectacles
 * Besp
 * BG
 * Asshat
 * Bessie
 * Glasses Man
 * Speckled Eggs
 * B-Guy

Inspirational Quotes
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth.

Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.

Be in this life as if you were a stranger or a traveller on a path.

First they ignore you, then laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.

The great challenge of adulthood is holding on to your idealism after you lose your innocence.

If a song's about something I've experienced or that could've happened to me it's good. But if it's alien to me, I couldn't lend anything to it. Because that's what soul is all about.

I have no regrets. Regrets are meaningless. You can't change yesterday or tomorrow. You can change only this present moment.

The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water. Some runners are born with a massive head start, every possible help along the way and still the referees seem to be on their side. What the human race needs is a lot more streakers.

Elvis was such a nice guy, and so talented and charismatic... He loved cheeseburgers, girls and his mother, not necessarily in that order.

I don't believe you. You're a liar! Play it f**king LOUD!

I know I'm not the brightest crayon box, but this isn't rocket scientist.

I get stacks of cash, you get cashews.

I go hard - STATUES!

What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?

I'm eating shards of glass, 'cause I don't give a f**k!

Zig-a, zig-a, zig-a, zig-a zow! Who got the keys to the world now? Yours truly - BLAOW!

Be calm, be calm, just stroke the furry wall.

YOU CAN DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!

Parting Comment
I hope you have enjoyed this petty waste of time that I like to call 'a user page'.