Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-25266931-20161221012238/@comment-25936766-20161221014013

KNN005 wrote: ........ .....This is ridiculous. Joke threads don't go in the Speculation board.

1-Ironwood. General of the biggest army in the world + has 2 Council Seats....strapped? Do you even know what Strapped means? It means "short on money". Which he obviously is not.

2-Who said Penny's creator was 1) Grieving, 2) Senile, and 3) Old. For all we know (s)he's barely 40 by now.

3-Penny was designed to be like a Hunter in terms of power, if possible even stronger. That's why Ironwood helped him design her (or vice versa, him helping Ironwood design her).

4-Who makes a robot arm for a slightly hot blonde but doesn't leave a note reading "join me, sister, one of us....one of us...."? Someone who, I don't know, is aware of her current PTSD? Or someone who isn't looking to recruit her into his army but still knows sympathy?

5-"Who hires Winter and works with her all the time and doesn't give her some bed-room eyes once in a while?"? The hell do you mean by "bed-room eyes"? If you mean "gives her time to sleep", you know nothing of the military (basically, she obviously gets time to sleep, even if less than the average person).

6-"Who can stand in the same room with Jacques for more than 2 minutes and doesn't Tombstone his ass thru a coffee table?" Someone who isn't a manchild fueled with hormones. Real adults don't just punch anyone for not being a nice guy, much less out of a simple disagreement.

7-"Who has a name like "Ironwood" and doesn't do a lick of porn on the side or at least make a few dick jokes to boost morale?"? Someone who doesn't have the sense of humor of an 8-years old.

As for these...

-"And last and most damning: Who doesn't shave before a dinner party with lots of sexy rich women who love a man in uniform?"

-"Who gets his tablet hacked and his Paladins stolen and but chooses to furiously storm out of the stadium when someone takes over a broadcast to his favorite sport?"

-"Who dances with Glynda and doesn't get them digits?" (Whatever you mean by "digits").

...I'll assume you are not being serious at all.

Child, joke threads don't go in the speculation thread. The General Discussions or Off-Topic boards (the closest this thing has to Riff-Raff boards) are better suited for this kind of things.