Board Thread:FAQs/@comment-24.95.92.0-20131203011821/@comment-24389754-20140407204705

ChrisMan174 wrote: Actually, Simmons DID kill the Meta, not alone but he played a big part in it. Grif couldn't come up with the plan to kill the Meta, and Sarge would want to use Donut or Lopez. Simmons is the most logical one, and it's quite obvious he came up with the idea. Of course, there's the issue of almost killing Grif, but...

Ruby is better than Simmons though. Simmons has a fucking whole-body-encompassing suit of armor! Ruby has a cloak and a skirt! And if Simmons was falling from the sky just like in Beacon Initiation, he would faceplant a tree. Speaking of, Simmons has terrible reaction time. And is slow.

Like Grif did when the jumped into the hole, and SIMONS LANDED ON HIS FEET!