Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28776596-20161025202124/@comment-26403517-20161103142543

LucasVerBeek wrote: Though in all fairness I don't ship anyone with him anymore. Normally, I don't bother with shipping at all, at least not seriously. I've been enjoying this game though, as I've taken it as a challenge to come up with humorous justifications for WeirdShips. But otherwise I stay away, to avoid the unhinged shippers who belligerently argue that their crack ship (like Ruby X Cinder) will become cannon, then blowing a fuse when the writers understandably don't comply.

Speaking of my WeirdShips, Jaune X Coco.

Coco is really unimpressed with this year's fashion trends, considering them uninspired and boring. Then along comes Jaune in his Pumpkin Pete hoodie, and she sees this as a bold counter-culture use of a culteral icon, meaning he's a forward thinking trendsetter for antidisestablishmentarianism fashion. So naturally, she grabs him by his hoodie and drags him home with her. And Jaune knows better than to say no to a woman packing a huge minigun in her handbag.