Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-14610890-20140105053250/@comment-27552906-20160105192928

SOULCALIBUR. A GAME WITH THE ONE THING ALL MEN AND WOMEN LOVE, SOMETHING WHICH KEEPS US ALIVE AND HEALTHY....

SWORDS.

ALRIGHT, I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE LIED ABOUT THE LIVING/HEALTHY SECTION.

SOULCALIBUR'S ROSTER OF FIGHTERS HAS A CHARACTER NAMED IVY VALENTINE IN IT'S RANKS. GOOGLE HER. I'M SURE IT WILL MAKE EVERY MALE HUMAN BEING'S DAY.

SOULCALIBUR IS A FIGHTING GAME WHICH... OH HANG ON, I'LL LET WIKIPEDIA DO THIS PART: The Soul series is a weapon-based fighting video game series by Bandai Namco Entertainment.

THERE. OOPS. ITALICA BOLD. DAMN. OH WELL. ANYWAY, EVERY CHAACTER IN SOULCALIBUR WIELDS A SWORD AS THEIR WEAPON, OR ANY OTHER BLADED WEAPON, FROM CLEAVERS, TO LIGHTSABERS (NO REALLY, YODA AND DARTH VADER ARE IN SOULCALIBUR), TO IVY'S SIGNITURE WEAPON; THE VALENTINE.

WOW. VERY ORIGIONAL. STUPID ITALICS, NOW I CAN'T EMPHESISE THE SARCASM.

ANYWAY, THE VALENTINE WAS A SHORT SWORD WHICH COULD MORPH INTO AN EXTENDABLE WHIP WITH A FLICK OF IVY'S WRIST. NOW TAKE THAT WEAPON, ADD CHARACTERISTICS FROM OTHER WHIPS WIELDED BY FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, SAY, THE BALROG FROM THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY, ADD A PINCH OF RWBY MAGIC, AND 2 TSP OF BOOMSTICKS, AND YOU END UP WITH A MECHANISED BLADED WHIP THAT CAN BECOME A SHORT SWORD OF GUN AT THE USERS WILL, AND IN WHIP FORM CAN SET ITSELF ABLAZE USING FIRE DUST. I FEEL THE GUN ITSELF WOULD MOST LIKELY BE A PISTOL, AS NOT ONLY COULD IT SHOOT THE WHIP LIKE A GRAPPLING CABLE, BUT WOULD ADD MORE REALISM TO THE TERM 'PISTOL WHIPPING'.