Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-9058532-20131107013201/@comment-10390252-20131107125611

RUBY, YANG and WEISS pile into the cafe and confront SUN as a surprised BLAKE looks on.

YANG: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMIINAL SCUM!

BLAKE: Guys, what's going on?

RUBY: You don't know who this guy is, Blake! He's trouble

BLAKE: For crying out loud, not you too! Just because he's a Faunus...

RUBY: It isn't because he's a Faunus!

WEISS: Really?

SUN: Actually, she's right!

ALL: Wait, what?

SUN: I do have a secret! For, in fact... I...

BLAKE: Sun, choose your words carefully!

SUN: Am...

BLAKE: You don't have to do this!

SUN: An agent of the Internal Revenue Service!

WEISS: EEEYYYAAAHHH!!! I RENOUNCE THEE DEMON!!! ((Collapses and starts foaming at the mouth))

BLAKE: Wow! There is something she hates more than Faunus!

RUBY: Whatever, shift over, Monkey Boy, I'm taking those breakfast muffins.