User blog comment:Jkphantom9/GUYS, STAY CALM.../@comment-11245963-20140606094929/@comment-3146930-20140607003134

If I were to use a shotgun based weapon, it would be a chainsaw combined with a twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington; S-Mart's top of the line. I would find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby would be made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. It would retail for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It would have a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. I would name her Groovy.