Talk:Punished/@comment-28171999-20161231202749

and not just any mahogany, but mahogany from the planet malchior 7, where the trees grow 300 feet tall, and breath fire. from these trees this desk was forged 2000 years ago using blood rituals of the malchior people, not only does this make my desk nigh indestructible, but it can bend the fabric of the universe itself. also, its a very fine material, very expensive.