Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25274359-20141119170336/@comment-173.58.251.107-20141122224031

Well, if I had to choose among the teachers...

Glynda. Definitely Glynda.

Because...Ozpin looks well, I just can't help but imagine him lying in a bed screaming while a guy is repeatedly telling others to restrain him while he's having visions of a woman telling him over and over that she hates goodbyes. Ironwood, well, after reading Heated Excitement Chapter 19 and watching The Volume 2 Finale I just can't have any modicum of respect for the man anymore. Port, not even going to go there. Nope. Nope. Nope. Oobleck...I just imagine him going after someone ranting and raving how he's their best friend and repeatedly calling them Church, so no.

But Zwei is definitely cute. Not in that way. Just "adorable little puppy" cute. Seriously.