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^Jaune Arc had 7 sisters, he slept with them all. Glynda, the oldest was into pony play. Cinder was into cutting... him. Yang was always up for a party. Pyrrha couldn't admit she wanted him to herself. Blake was more into romance novels. Weiss was Tsundere. Ruby was what classified him as a Pedophile.

One day he met 2 travelling warriors, Nora and Ren. Being the harem master he was he tried to sleep with them. Ren was not into it and Nora killed Jaune for messing with her man. The resulting battle killed everyone but Glynda and Cinder. As Cinder wasn't into pony play she killed Glynda. A dashing scamp named Roman found Cinder and they lived happily ever after... Until Romans wife Neo killed his new mistress Cinder. Then the pair lived mindlessly pursuing bigger and better heists until they one day dared look behind Ozpin's curtain.... and died.