User blog comment:Jkphantom9/GUYS, STAY CALM.../@comment-5717877-20140603051559/@comment-3146930-20140603195615

Seeing the caption for this picture reminded me of this exchange. Just as a bit of context for those that have not need the awesomeness that is Firefly, Mal accidentally got married while drunk:

Jayne: Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun.

Mal: You offering me a trade?

Jayne: A trade? Hell, it's theft. This the best gun made by man. It has *extreme* sentimental value. It's miles more worthy 'n what you got!

Mal: What I got? She has a name.

Jayne: So does this. I call it Vera.

Mal: Well, my days of not takin' ya seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.