Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-10390252-20130728185452/@comment-14909251-20140315070550

BenRG wrote: Ruby reboots Penny and, from that day forwards, she insists on calling Ruby 'Mommy'. I just thought that would be hilariously funny. Ruby: Oh, there you are Penny!

Penny: Hello, mommy!

Ruby: Ugh, Penny, I asked you to stop calling me that.

Penny: Why mommy?

Ruby: *speaking fastly* Because I'm not your mommy!!!

Penny: Of course you are mommy. Who else could be my mommy?

Weiss: *pops up out of nowhere eyes sparkling* I could be your mommy!

Penny: No.

Weiss: What? But. . . but. . . I am the reason you're alive!

Penny: But you're not my mommy.

Weiss: I basically gave you life again. That makes me more your mommy than Ruby!

Penny: But Ruby would still be my mommy and you can't have two mommies.

Ruby: Now, wait, that's not true, Penny. Plenty of people have more than one mom.

Penny: Oh. Okay. Then you and Weiss are both my mommy.

Weiss: *with steely-eyed determination* I'll take it!

Ruby: What?! No! That's not what I mean-

Penny: *runs up and hugs both of them together* Mommies!