Talk:Nolan Porfirio/@comment-27144409-20151101222259/@comment-26249410-20160101120404

What people in Shade Academy teach kids

Professor: Hello kids. Today, we will discuss how to survive a grimm attack.

Step 1: Use an electric stick.

Step 2: Hit the grimm with the stick

Step 3: When all else fails, surrender and let yourself be hit on the balls with a coconut/ call Nora to do the honors.