User:Call me Nappa

I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.My name is Nappa and I'm your fellow Friendly Neighborhood Saiyan. A pleasure to meet you.



Who am I?
And I'm a ghost.... or AM I?!I'm a fellow resistent (and chat moderator) of the RWBY Fanon wiki and a frequent visitor of the RWBY chatroom. I look in and out a few times, take a few quick peeks here and there and so on. So, what else is to know about me? Well, i was born in Florida and my parents hailed from China. I talk about myself in snippets but overall I do tend to keep most of my life personal.

Personality
I'm a nice guy, and tend to rage VERY little. Though, this does not make me a simple punching bag. I have my moments, but none anytime soon XD. I am very mellow, so I don't "blow off" on people. If you feel annoyed by my presence, please tell me and I will stop immediately. I also have an odd sense of humor; so if any jokes offend you, tell me and I'll end it on the spot.

I'm a listener. If you have problems or issues and you have the need of letting it out, I'll listen and provide some feedback, if a person would like some. I also have a philosophy of "silent business", meaning everything discussed is kept under lock and key. Another thing to note is my kindness, though it tends to be my weakness too and I have been taken advantage of multiple times because of it. Doesn't stop me from being nice though. Though, even the nice ones break eventually.....

Also, I am a bio nut; meaning that every since at the age of 6, I've read up on almost everything there is to know about most animals. I'm weird like that. Sharks are my ace in the hole, as well as insects, but knowledge of the animal kingdom is my thing. I do my research, and I do a pretty nifty job at it.

On an important note, and this may sound really cheesy, but I value my family. Screw with them, I'll screw with you. No questions asked. Not that most people will know who they are; I'm just..... Saiyan. XD - Seriously though, there are a few things I will fight for. Family is on the top of the list.

Kryptonite
I hate math.......



I don't know why, but my greatest obstacles in life is....... math.

It's not that I'm stupid or lazy, it's just never clicked to me like most other subjects. I'm a complicated thinker, so I always think too much, which isn't good since math is already has a set of rules and guidelines that one must follow in order to get the answer.

But yeah, if you come to me for a math question, you've made a fatal error. XD

What I don't tolerate
Trolls........ Aside from the ocassional rager and "child" I have to encounter, I do not tolerate trolls on the internet, for a plethora of reasons. And when I mean troll, I don't mean the friendly harmless types, I mean the ones that lack the social rationalization that something might offend someone and have little respect for the feelings of others. Which leads me to the next thing I do not tolerate - bullies.

Bullies are also on my peeve/zero tolerance list. I'll save you the boring backstory as to why, but in a nutshell, I do not accept it period.

Acquaintances
People who I've seen and have the pleasure of meeting on the chat from time to time, or am just more familiar with overall. (If you feel you are one of those people, feel free to add yourselves :P)
 * Alchie - (Human buddy)
 * Bond - (Little bro)
 * Dest - (League guy)
 * Ex - (Art guy)
 * Ilan - (Military)
 * Kage - (He exists)
 * Kain - (Other brother)
 * Kelly - (Little sister - Check my rules on dating her >.>)
 * Lauren - (Snuggles and huggles)
 * Leaf - (Brown man)
 * Opa - (OPA-CHAN!!!!)
 * Paper - (Gender unknown)
 * Skitti - (Hugs and kisses)
 * Terra - (Second little sister)
 * Yuki - (Woof daughter)

My interests
Obviously RWBY of course XD. But I'm also a fan of the many of the following:


 * RvB Series - Started way back in the days :P


 * A fan of the old SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-2004) before it went down the pipeline - R.I.P.


 * DBZ Fan - Shoddy memories of some of the episodes


 * TFS Fan - Kinda obvious

The list goes on people, I can continue with this kind of shtick XD.
 * Gundam Fan - Banshee and Unicorn ftw (I have the gunpla too :P)
 * Kaiju Fan - Godzilla (not the 1998 version), Gamera, Pacific Rim, Ultraman (shoddy memories and school have take them away from me T^T)
 * TMNT - Michael Bay, if you screw this up, you are dead to me
 * Power Rangers - Back in the day it was so much win :D. But now it's just......
 * Archer - "I'm sorry are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in, Fort Kickass." Krieger, so much win

My philosophy of the "bickering"
I have seen it from time to time, fans going at each other's throats for the pettiest of reasons. It saddens me, truely it does. Why can't people get along and enjoy a common interest?

Well, obviously people cannot like everyone, it's practically inhuman to be such. But then again, isn't it also human to forgive and forget about past rivalries and to move on?

So, a fellow aquaintance of mine showed me this - you know who you are ;) - and I couldn't agree more with what this has to say. Sure it's just an animated show with unrealistic properties added into it, but does that mean we are unable to act civil among one another?

To answer these questions, the answer is at the bottom of this poster.

Need I say more?

The Rules for Dating My Little Sister
This is Kelly. She's an admin on this wiki, and I consider her to be my little sister. We're not blood related, but as far as I'm concerned, she's family. She's sweet, kind, warm hearted, cuddly, intelligent - a walking jewel as it were, and I treasure her as such. Consider her the Hope Diamond, and me, as her own personal private security force. So, I'll be brief. Wanna date her? Well then... you better know these rules ladies and gents, and you best follow them. ALL OF THEM. Simple enough? Excellent. Now treat her well - and just remember.....
 * 1) Get a job. (Simple enough)
 * 2) Understand, I don't like you. (We'll see how long until I warm up to you)
 * 3) I'm everywhere. (Even in your PMs)
 * 4) You hurt her, I hurt you. (I'll find a way... I always find a way)
 * 5) Be home 30 minutes early. (Or expect trouble)
 * 6) Get a lawyer. (And a good one)
 * 7) If you lie to me, I WILL find you. (I know where you live)
 * 8) She's my princess, not your conquest. (Keep it in your pants)
 * 9) I don't mind going back to jail. (Never been to one, but it should be a fun experience)
 * 10) Whatever you do to her, I WILL do to you. (Yes, even that)



The Rules for Dating My Little Sister Pt. 2
This here is Terra, my second little sister. She's a happy, go lucky gal with a bright head on her shoulders and sincerest to the core. A bundle of joy and a well known greeter of chat, she's never shy to say "hi" to new people. She had quite the number of people looking our for her, especially her big sister Kelly, and me too. So, here are some groumd rules. Clear. Simple. Not that hard to follow. But here's what'll happen for #10.
 * 1) You make her sad, I make you cry. (I've done it before)
 * 2) Treat her right, and we'll have no problem. (If not, then we're gonna have a problem aren't we?)
 * 3) I don't care who you are, and probably never will. (I will care if you make her happy)
 * 4) Do not disappoint her. (Pretty simple)
 * 5) Do not disappoint me. (You won't like what happens)
 * 6) You ruin her day, and I'll ruin your life. (I have the time to do so)
 * 7) I'm a crack shot. Just saying. (You know where I'll aim)
 * 8) I'm under your bed sheets. (>.>)
 * 9) Her eyes are NOT on her chest. (Go back to school if you don't know, and stay until you figure it out)
 * 10) It's not me who you should be afraid of....... It's her. (No lie)



The Rules for Dating my Little Brother
This is Bond. He's my little brother. A mature young man (despite his age), cool headed individual, and is quite the egghead. A Transformer and Godzilla fan as well, he knows a good series when he sees one, and has an interesting critique on things. He is also quite a literate man as well (and what girl doesn't want a smexy brain eh c:?). But still, even I have rules on those who date him, so listen up. Read em. Like em. And now this. I'll be watching you.
 * 1) He's my boy, not your toy. (You know bloody well what this means)
 * 2) He is not your ATM machine. (No gold diggers on my watch)
 * 3) I can make you go away. (I have my ways)
 * 4) He's a gentlemen. So you act proper, or refer back to Rule #3. (Self explanatory)
 * 5) You do not change him. He stays as he is, and you like it or look back at #3. (You don't change nice)
 * 6) Unless you have a ring on your finger, your authority is not recognized. (Yes, this is what it means)
 * 7) Understand that I don't like you. (Don't even think of cheating your way out of this one)
 * 8) I haven't gone to jail, but I've always wanted to try new things. (Test me.... >.>)
 * 9) You lie to me, I'll know. (I'll always know)
 * If, BY SOME MIRACLE, you somehow sneak your way into getting a ring on your finger, know this. I will not only be your boyfriend's brother. I'll be your brother-in-law. (Welcome to the family >:3)



Barbershop Quartet/Musical Group - The Cute Quartet (here's to you sis)
Starring:  Bond, Ilan, Kain, and myself.

Songs
 * It Wasn't Me Fbx49GBP9Vo
 * Heart of My Heart gW08vy3dMC8
 * I Love you Truly 3JAc1ylmO9I
 * Mr. Sandman oNuX7bs2qAM
 * Me and My Shadow sjzOf5d-EZ8
 * I Want You Back 3tupw5ptgLQ
 * Hooked on a Feeling Bo-qweh7nbQ
 * I Get Around KnPL5OXSBNE
 * Way Back Home QSBco8kVuZM

Nappa's Scrapbook
A collection of cutsie moments from Main and Fanon. More to come soon! :D