User blog:Varzan Deodinm Beldinm/YouTube Comments: The Pinnacle of Critique

Stand back and beg for forgiveness for your inferiority all you theorists and speculative fans, for I have braved the deepest bowels of the Void to bring to you the most shining examples of critical-thinking and hardcore intuitive guessing. The following "genius" comments are on a level of superiority so high that the rest of us can only dream of hoping to obtain such shining brilliance. I am of course talking about the (in)famous YouTube comments section of uploaded and somewhat improved RWBY episodes.

Because I consider myself a decent person, I have decided to not show the usernames of the prodigies who have written such critique. I truly don't think any of us can contain ourselves and not bother them because of such intelligence... that, and I don't want to look like a complete, 100% bully. Let's dive right in!

-"RWBY and Yang are cousins?" (Volume 1, Episode 9)

-"I think Oz and Cinder are Rubby, Wice, Blackes, and Yangze parants!" (Volume 2, Episode 1)

-"Soooo, Blake's a furry?" (Volume 1, Episode 13)

-"RUBY IS A GAME!!!!!NOT A MANGA U MKTHERFUCKINH DIPSHIYS!! JUST MY OPINIONSO DONT TROLL Me!!" (Red Trailer)

-"Will they just FICK ALREADY!?!?..!" (Volume 2, Episode 8)

-"I hate fucking Yang!" (Yellow Trailer)

-"I dont gtt y theres no lexbo akction hoopening." (Volume 1, Episode 5)

-"Imma ubsubbing RosterTheeth Cus Rey do a hentai yes but no oranges concern abbot fanns joint me ifs u wanna start a boyut!! for tonly insprired hentai but sure, my always apnyean. QUE?" (Volume 2, Episode what the fuck are you trying to say?)

-"Ruby's a satanist cuz dose crosses on buckle are satanist cross wit scythe snipe black." (Red Trailer again)

I hope you all found enlightenment here, now kneel before these geniuses!

In all seriousness though, if YouTube comments were stripped away in a new update, I down think anyone will care. Never have I seen such a raging echo chamber of angry per-teens on a website.. ever.

What are you're opinions of YouTube comments of RWBY videos or just in general? Or better yet, what's your favorite troll critique?