Talk:Bartholomew Oobleck/@comment-4010415-20131004032205

"Dr. Oobleck seems to glide across the floor, as his legs never seem to move when he walks."

Maybe he just moves so fast that we don't see his legs move, and he skids to a stop.

Also, I wanna see his eyes. Though, if I was there, I probably wouldn't even be half-tempted to snatch his glasses because of how damn fast he moves.