Thread:The Purpur Man/@comment-26173711-20191028211738/@comment-35691777-20191104025928

The soldier then looked around and then looked at Glitch as he said, "Oh sorry Glitch the Fifth, son of Retro, I thought Retro was here. Oh that's right, he was kidnapped! Oh, sorry about that. Well, I got news for ya! ELOR knows you guys are coming after us DESPITE the obvious fact that you are all NO LONGER TARGETS ANYMORE! Being that said, your all probably wondering who I am, yes, I am ELOR, and yes, I am a Hazard too. Or rather, not exactly a real Hazard, more of an artificial one. And by the way, Marcus, you say I'm handsome, let's see you say that after seeing THIS!" The soldier then grabbed his ears and pulled so hard that his whole head split in half, then a terrifying abomination bursted out from the body and stood tall. It was a 19 foot 6 inch giant man colored dark black and bulging with muscles and completely naked, though he had no genitals. He also had a massive smile on his face carved open by his own hands, his eyes ere rainbow colored irises, no pupils, and the rest of the sclera was dark. He toos there then and had the heart sepepd back into his body, and even ended up consuming the old body he was in. "SURPRISE!!!" The giant said after he was done eating, and the symbol of ELOR glowed on his chest. "MY NAME IS INSANIAC, AND I AM HERE TO CRUSH MY ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE ME, SERVE THE MIGHT OF ELOR, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF YOUR WOMEN!!!"

(Guess the referecne where that came from! Conan the Barbarian!)