Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27966940-20170517013010/@comment-27450328-20170519080350

" Why are you bitching about our dynamic entrance, sergeant. This have been part of the militia's codes for generations !"

" But sir, the hangar's door was wide open !"

" Doors are boring, sergeant. Also I'm sure the truck is fine."

-- Truck explosion sound on the background --

" Toootaly fine sir..."

" Night patrols for you. Two months. No overtime pay. "

Commissar Gormal Verdun to a seargeant of his militia