Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-4830106-20140921022402/@comment-173.58.251.107-20141207085625

XDex wrote: Rename thread to "What's Going On With Students And Port's Mustache". And now, new question, explored by our host, Garrett Hawke, The Champion of Kirkwall:

Why has every teacher in Beacon bar Oobleck and to a lesser extent, Port not have had a dedicated M-rated love scene with someone? We've seen Ozpin and Blake/Nora/Velvet/Ruby (feat. Ironwood) and Glynda with Jaune/Yang/Neptune. But why not the Portly Plumber nor Caboose v2.5?

Leave your comments on this intriguing question folks!

No really, it is a legitimate question. Why Oobleck gets no love is beyond me.