Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25266931-20161117062740/@comment-25266931-20161122074446

Ozpin is at a coffee shoppe in Atlas called Starburns.

Oz: Excuse me miss, I think you over charged me for this cup.

Neon: 'Fraid not mister, that the standard price.

Oz: 10 lien?! For one cup?!

Neon: It's quality joe, mister! Each cup is rich with good ol' Atlas homestyle Starburns brand goodness! Mm-MMM!

Oz: Fine. I guess I can indulge once in a while.

Neon: That's the spirit!

Ozpin sips some...

Neon: Well....

Oz: It's quite good. Can I fill a mug up for the trip?

Neon: Of course! <3

Ozpin fills up his iconic mug. And turns to walk away...

Neon: That's 20 lien.

Oz: What?

Neon: There are no free refills, mister. And that mug is our standard cup. So the price is a teensy bit higher. <3

Oz: Your standard cup I just drank from was just a tiny paper cup!

Neon: I know, I know. But rules are rules.

Oz: Fine. I won't get the extra cup then.

Neon: Now that it's in that mug 'fraid you have to pay. That mug could be full with all kinds of icky germs. We can't sell that cup of joe anymore.

Oz: ....But....I didn't....

Neon: I know, bummer, but still. 30 lien.

Oz: 30?!

Neon: I know what you're thinking: "What's the big deal, cutie?" But it all makes sense if you think about it. See I have to get rid of that cup of coffee now, so there's a disposal fee.

Oz: No no no. I'm afraid I need to see your manager, young lady.

Neon: Right away sir! <3 Oh manager we gotta 'nother one!

Flynt: What seems to be the problem, sir?

Oz: What?! Where are the adults!?

Meanwhile in Atlas Military Office Buildings....

Winter: My informants tell me Ozpin is putting up heavy resistence.

Ironwood tents his fingers.

Ironwood: Well then. Let the games begin.