Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-4830106-20140921022402/@comment-25555436-20141112220343

Alright, just read Beloved Cooking. I have to say, it's not what I expected from the way you guys talked about Penguin.

It's not a Yandere fic, at all. Blake does go, from a certain point of view, slightly insane, but doesn't become a Yandere. Since I know some of you won't dare read it, I'll kinda spoil it to you:

1-Blake one day was eating soup or something during lunchtime with RWY and JNPR. Then, for a moment, a hair of Jaune fell on her spoon, complete accident she wasn't mad. Then Jaune asked her to help him study after class, and Blake forgot the hair until she eated the soup+Jaune's hair. Apparently, it tasted so good she felt like it was Nirvana.

2-She decided to get some of Jaune's hairs (With Nora's help) and use them while preparing food, and this is the part where I think she goes insane. She gets a "cooknote" where she registers every combination and the results, all using Jaune's hair of varying sizes and lenghts, and even says she at times licked the floor clean when it got full of his hairs.

3-Then, she thinks of tasting other of Jaune's things. Nails, sweat, even flesh and blood (but never goes that far). She takes Jaune from the library one day, locks both of them in the Janitor's closet, and proceeds to lick him entirely. When they got out, Blake was covered in sweat and Jaune in Blake's saliva. Then she said (well, not said exactly) ''I. Want. You''. And then they started dating.

4-RWBY and JNPR both tasted some of Blake's creations, reaching the same conclusions and Blake: It was amazing. Jaune helped her make the meals, she helped him study and made the snacks, and at times both teams gathered just to taste her new creation. Happy times.

5-Then, Yang tells Blake something about "Pleasing the Dragon". Blake and Jaune went on a date, nothing involving his hairs or anything, just a normal date in the amusement park. After the date, Blake thought of what Yang said and while initially nervous, she knew she did want his dragon. So, in a moment lasting just a few words, they had sex. Then comes a possibly disgusting part but nothing downright Mind Screwy.

6-Jaune proceeds at that moment to go from 3rd Base to Home and shows Blake a ring, asking her to marry him. She accepts. And then, happy ending. Yes, she kept making food with his hair and stuff, and also tried some with her own. Apparently, it ended up making brownies. Yup.

In terms of writing, it was good enough to reach my standards. Grammar is actually good, and there's no Mind Screwy ending. The only weird part is Blake cooking with Jaune's hair and stuff, but it's done in a way that doesn't sound too disgusting (and c'mon, it's just a hair, it's not like the whole food is ruined).