Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26397825-20170430155022/@comment-28288412-20170506170922

So Egyptian mythology had sizable focus on masturbation... and? Even the Pharaoh doing it publicly as a way to try and assure fertility in the crops isn't really needing brain bleach imo.

The amount of worse sexual shit in other mythologies (incest, beastiality, rape, paedophilia, etc) is what I'd consider far more worthy of the fucked up label. The previous mentioned shit about the whole trying to have sex with the relative to prove dominance those gods did Ark mentioned is worse.

As for the festival, I'd have to look it up but I'm pretty sure other cultures had worse ones. Or at least did worse and more fucked up things as cultural events than the leader publicly jacking off into a river.