Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-4830106-20140921022402/@comment-173.58.251.107-20141207220613

CaptainBarracuda wrote: 173.58.251.107 wrote: XDex wrote: Rename thread to "What's Going On With Students And Port's Mustache". And now, new question, explored by our host, Garrett Hawke, The Champion of Kirkwall:

Why has every teacher in Beacon bar Oobleck and to a lesser extent, Port not have had a dedicated M-rated love scene with someone? We've seen Ozpin and Blake/Nora/Velvet/Ruby (feat. Ironwood) and Glynda with Jaune/Yang/Neptune. But why not the Portly Plumber nor Caboose v2.5?

Leave your comments on this intriguing question folks!

No really, it is a legitimate question. Why Oobleck gets no love is beyond me. Have you read this thread? The two last weeks have been about Port x Everyone. Oobleck on the other hand... That's more because he's "normal" in his love interests.

I read this thread. I was involved with about half the Port x Everyone stuff.

But I heard someone once put up a theory about Ruby x Oobleck, so I think that gives us something to go on.