Thread:The Purpur Man/@comment-26173711-20191202211201/@comment-35691777-20191208052245

(SIDE STORY!!!)

Back in the Veteran Jojo Bizarre Adventure Universe, a certain 8 foot 3 inch clone was looking from the high rise of Egypt, and he was looking around the city. "Hmm, a stand user who can resurrect the dead. That seems a little strange. There must be some sort of reason as to why he resurrected DIO. And to make things more interesting, there must be a sort of rules to his resurrection, otherwise he would be bringing the dead back to life left and right. Well, regardless then." DARIO took out a character chart and read it over, "There are thirty-three Stand Users who were known in the Third Era of Joestar, the Stardust Crusaders Era, and it is best to avoid Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo, and Jean-Pierre Polnareff for safety. Right then, the list is as follows: Jotaro Kujo, Muhammad Avdol, Joseph Joestar, Noriaki Kakyoin, Gray Fly, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, Impostor Captain Tennile, Forever, Devo the Cursed, Rubber Soul, J. Geil, Hol Horse, Nena, ZZ, Enya The Hag, Steely Dan, Arabia Farts, Mannish Boy, Cameo, Midler, N'Doul, Oingo, Boingo, Anubis, Mariah, Alessi, Daniel J. D'Arby, Pet Shop, Telence T. D'Arby, Kenny G., Cool Ice, Iggy, and last but certainly not least, DIO. DIO is obviously resurrected, Jospeh Joestar, Jotaro Kujo, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, Rubber Soul, Hol Horse, ZZ, Steely Dan, Arabia Farts, Mannish Boy, Cameo, Midler, Oingo, Boingo, Mariah, Alessi, Daniel J. D'Arby, Telence T. D'Arby, and Kenny G. are alive, Impostor Captain Tennile, Gray Fly, Noriaki Kakyoin, Muhammad Avdol, Iggy, Forever, Devo the Cursed, J. Geil, Nena, Enya The Hag, N' Doul, Pet Shop, and Cool Ice are dead. Anubis is a possibility, since he was thrown into a river, his blade must have rusted and broke down. So then, who will return back to shine in the light, we shall see." DARIO then leap off the roof and started parkour across the roofs of Egypt, to see what warriors of the Stardust Era would return.