Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-115.166.24.239-20130923120734/@comment-173.58.95.3-20130930000459

Teal of Team TEAL wrote: And all hail the self appointed KING of the Castle: Me. I'll hail you once you've earned my respect by proving yourself a worthy and just king to rule alongside Nora...being her lover is optional.

Terms of being King:

Must be polite.

Must not set fire to castle more than three hundred times per day. Unless the color isn't to your liking.

Must not ever piss off the Sexy Lady with the Spear.

Must always Blow that group of jerks into the sky with the banhammer.

Must be just ruler.

Does not self-terminate.