Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-24.93.195.246-20141027020600/@comment-25555436-20150118032413

This also gives her even greater trolling potential.

''And so laid Roman Torchwick on the sofa, resting after a dificult fight against the black/red haired young huntress. He landed face-first in the couch, and turned around, laying on his back as he started to close his eyes...''

"Torchwick!"

''He heard a voice. A voice that could belong to none other than Cinder Fall, the sexy, burning witch.''

''She walked slowly towards the skilled criminal, her hips swaying from side to side with every step. Roman knew what she came for. Yet another boring task that required his criminal skills, charisma and knowledge. Roman despised this, he had just laid in the couch right about to rest, but he didn't want to be turned to a fried chicken.''

"Sigh...What do yo-"

''Roman was interrupted by a sudden, unexpected kiss right in the lips. He couldn't believe Cinder, of all people, just did that, but he didn't give a damn. He grabbed her, and held her tightly against him as they licked each other like a pair of wild dogs. Cinder pushed him against the couch, as she proceded to quietly remove her crimson, elegant dress. ''

Roman still couldn't believe she was doing this, but did he care? ''NO. He deserved his prize for working so hard for her. Cinder now stood up, nothing of her left to the imagination, as she slowly got close to Roman, a wicked smile painted on her face. She landed another big kiss on Roman's lips, as she pulled out his cane, which stood up, all ready for the heist.''

''Cinder then stopped for a moment, gazing at Roman with her burning, golden eyes, before proceeding to spread her legs like the wings of an eagle. Then she slowly moved downwards, all ready for action. And then...''

KABOOOM

''Cinder exploded in a huge cloud of confetti, while Roman shouted the biggest, most highest pitched scream Vale had ever heard, as he jumped right out of the sofa, shock and confusion expressed clearly on his face. But then, as he regained focus, he noticed a small beeping red light at the end of the room.''

''Roman stood up, took a deep breath, and walked towards it. Upon close inspection, he noticed it was a camera. At that moment, only 1 thought came to his mind, which he made sure to shout for the whole Remnant to hear:''

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NEEOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

...Yup, it's official, Neo is the perfect troll for RWBY. Fanfic writers, please use this new info for your advantage.