Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-23790511-20150908170507/@comment-173.58.100.7-20151012192649

Phantomlink959 wrote: I like villains but hate it when people romantacize them. Like that time someone spared Loghain, got Alistair exiled and wrote a very long story that made me cry.

Warden: "Oh, Alistair, you're my friend and lover and we've been through so much and we're true loves and all that crap, but I'm letting Loghain live because I have a daddy kink and I want to go let him fuck me like a screen door in a hurricane."

Alistair: "But you promised we'd kill him!"

Warden: "I have a daddy kink to fulfill."

Alistair: "You promised!"

Warden: "Daddy. Kink."

Anora: "If turning my father into a sex toy is the price needed for him to live, I happily pay it. Now I'm going to kill Alistair."

Warden: "Nah, I liked his body as a placeholder until I could get Loghain and he took care of Cailan's Arms and Armor. Let him go alive."

Alistair: "Well, I'm leaving."

Loghain: "The fuck just happened?"

Warden: "Loghain. Fulfill my Daddy Kink or I'm going to kill you and get Alistair back."

Riordan: "My dearest Maker, what have I done?"

- Surana