Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24098614-20150612102849/@comment-173.58.100.7-20150614001952

I'd rather be stabbed in the face with an ice pick than do that. If there is one thing I hate more than (me) falling in love, it's (me) having a kid. That right there is hands down my worst nightmare. The thought of one of those little buggers calling me "daddy" and demanding I be a responsible parent...argh. I'd happily be stabbed in the face with an ice pick if it meant I never had a kid.

- Surana