Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25405817-20160511154306/@comment-14138255-20160520174027

SomeoneYouUsedToKnow wrote: WC-83 wrote: Soccer ball comes to Earth, gives Humans golden age, Soccer ball's arch-enemy finds him and wrecks everybody, Soccer ball sacrifices himself sorta, Humanity reglegated to an eternity fo grinding. Last Word is broken. That sounds more like Inazuma Eleven.

That's the backstory. The main story is as such:

Nolan North (formerly Peter Dinklage) finds you dead, brings you back to life, you guys dick around a bit, stop time-travelling robots from growing a garden, get approached by a crazy cat lady telling you the Space Zombie King is rising, stop King Space Zombie, deal with a gang war, find out King Space Zombie's dad's coming because you wrecked his son's car and then stop him (twice).