User blog:TheNewProtagonist/Let's talk about McGon- I mean Goodwitch! Glinda Goodwitch!

There's plenty of disscusion around here about Ozpin and his possibly sadistic methods (or troll methods, seriously, "landing strategy"? wtf?) but I want to take a moment to talk about his partner in crime, as it were, Ms. Goodwitch.

Actually, wait, is it "Ms." or "Mrs."? Did they say? WILL they say? huh.... never thought about that. Now that I think about it, is Ozpin married? I don't recall seeing a ring on either of them- I'm degressing! Bad brain! Stop doing that!

Okay, well, the first thing I want to talk about is: am I the only one who finds Glinda to be extremely attractive? I get that thats considered "weird", thinking fictional characters as attractive, but I honestly don't care about that and I imagine most of you don't either. I'm not entirely sure what I'm seeing in Glinda, anyway (aside from her *ahem* figure). Maybe it's the hair, maybe it's the glasses, maybe it's the fact that she has this authoritarian air about her that just makes you want to obe- WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT?

The second thing I want to bring up is her weapon of choice, kinda odd desicion, wouldn't you say? A riding crop? When I first saw it back in episode 1, I had about the same reaction to it as Vanille's whip stick... thing in FFXIII. What could have possibly possesed this woman to look at a riding crop and think "Yes, I think I'll take that to battle!"? How about a collapsable staff, Glynda? or a Dust wand? Hell, even a stick would probably be a better choice because apparently you don't need a weapon to channel Dust. I would seriously like an episode explaining how this process went down.

I dunno. I just find myself to be very interested in Glynda and I hope she get's her fair share of screentime in the near future.