Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-4820209-20150405172818/@comment-25555436-20150406043845

Based on all that, you:

-Like smart people and unique people over manly men and hot cliché boring dull women.

-Eat more than just garbage food.

-Want a good plot.

-Prefer Sniper Rifles over shotguns.

-Want to have a nice, if somewhat weird, european name.

-Support the New England Patriots.

You are too english Scout. All you have of the USA is preferring a greatsword and liking to use an assault rifle, and even that part is not big enough to reach American levels.