Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-25266931-20161221012238

Let me start by saying this is not a thread for the faint of heart. If you are an Ironwood fan, please leave the thread and ignore it forevermore. I need to say something and it is long overdue.

Ironwood has lost his damn mind.

Who the fuck comes strapped to a dinner party?

Who helps a senile old grieveing man build a kid soldier robot with a child mind and weapons strong enough to kill a small army?

Who dances with Glynda and doesn't get them digits?

Who makes a robot arm for a slightly hot blonde but doesn't leave a note say "join me, sister, one of us....one of us...."

Who makes or okays a machine that straight up sucks your aura out and spits it in another person?

Who hires Winter and works with her all the time and doesn't give her some bed-room eyes once in a while?

Who can stand in the same room with Jacques for more than 2 minutes and doesn't Tombstone his ass thru a coffee table?

Who has a name like "Ironwood" and doesn't do a lick of porn on the side or at least make a few dick jokes to boost morale?

Who gets his tablet hacked and his Paladins stolen and but chooses to furiously storm out of the stadium when someone takes over a broadcast to his favorite sport?

And last and most damning: Who doesn't shave before a dinner party with lots of sexy rich women who love a man in uniform?

Answer? A mad man.

Solution? Glynda, who may have slight feeling for him need to stop watch she's doing, don a Rambo red headband, and find Ironwood and flat out murk his ass. 