Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25857155-20150426213650/@comment-25396609-20150502162225

I want you to write a character sheet for this character, because I'm honestly curious about him.

Now, after about 30 seconds of consideration I've decided to turn the chainsaw-laser-machinegun idea from that parody character Chish made into something usable.
 * Name: unknown
 * Wielder:unknown
 * Maker/Smith:unknown
 * Type: Photonic Gatling Chain Blade (PGCB)
 * Weapon Derivation: Chainsaw, gatling laser
 * Form 1:A massive weapon held at the right side of the body supported by two handles, one at the rear and on twards the front. the rear handle posseses the trigger which when operated rotates the 3 barrels and fires a high intensity photonic beam through a series of focusing lenses, the first of which is located between the projecter and the barrels, and the rest of which are in sequince along the barrels themselves. the lenses serve to concentrate the beams sufficiently to sustain themselves in the form of a beam roughly 1' long for sufficient distance to strike the target, delivering an extremely high amount of pure energy directly to the foe and causing significant damage to foes, armored or not.
 * Form 2: the projection system and barrels retract closer to the body and a secondry weapon feature, an oversized chainsaw with a tungsten-carbide chain. the chainsaw blade connects to the rotating mechanism of the barrels via a gearbox to redirect the motion in order to operate the chain.
 * Holstered/Sheathed Appearance: chainsaw and barrels retract and the weapon is held on an oversized backpack-style mount.
 * Features/Capabilities: no dust functions or alt-fire modes
 * Usage:Used for heavy damage against oversized targets as well as crowd control of smaller enemies. for obvious reasons, this variety of weapon is banned from tournaments
 * planned/Possible Upgrades:not sure if it could be upgraded... maybe a carbon fiber frame to make it easier to use, or maybe smaller handheld model? I don't know
 * Notes: Fuck you, mary-sue parody character. I MADE IT WORK. need to show this thing to Chishiokunrin...