Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24993958-20150609144508/@comment-173.58.100.7-20150615043737

Speaking of sick and twisted. I once had a dream where I quite literally screwed a girl I hated nine ways to sunday. That, right there, was the creepiest thing to happen to me. ''There are other things that are creepy, but that one was especially creepy. I've never forgotten it, even years after the event. On the bright side, it ensured two things, one, I never took anything she said to me seriously again and two, gave me even more reason to avoid her (beyond the whole I-hate-you-you-hate-me-we're-a-great-big-family thing). In the first point, hard to take someone seriously when the most prominent memory at hand was how I'd had a saucy dream about her and I doing that thing that people do when they love each other/have paid enough money and the latter well, couldn't keep a straight face arguing with/trying not to kill her because it was do damn funny.

I still remember her. Definitely not as fondly as the other girl I mentioned earlier but I still remember her.

- Surana