Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24183436-20131118140639/@comment-10390252-20140428094458

Basilisk Centauri wrote: Pyrrha suddenly discovers Velvet/Jaune JAUNE walks into the locker room sporting a black eye and enormous red hand-print on the side of his face.

CARDIN: Hey, Arc! What happened to your face?

JAUNE: Well... You know... girls are crazy.

RUSSEL: Holly crap, Arc! You're seventeen and you're only now realising this?

JAUNE: Seriously. Did you know that I'm Pyrrha's boyfriend? I mean, nobody actually told me this but apparently all the girls know this already. So, when I try to ply Velvet with some talk in the canteen...?

CRDL all start shaking their heads sadly. CARDIN walks over and slaps JAUNE on the shoulder.

CARDIN: Jaune, old buddy, I've got some advide for you. Don't try to understand it. Just do this: nod and say: 'Yes, Pyrrha; whatever you say, Pyrrha.'

JAUNE: 'Yes, Pyrrha; whatever you say, Pyrrha'?

CARDIN: Yup. That's the secret. Just remember that and your life will be longer and more pain-free.

SKY: Trust us on this one. This is the voice of bitter experience!