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If y'all need another example of my style at work I have another couple of short stories in mind.

Love Conquers All. A beautiful couple is madly in love with each other. They vow to never let anyone come between them. So they kill and scare off anyone who so much as flirts or winks at them. Which is gonna happen since theyre both inhumanly sexy. Their obsession with staying together and pragmatic way of nipping problems in the bud immediately coupled with their highly intelligent minds should tell a series of lessons to readers.

And Rigorous Penis. A story about a prostitue named T.J. Hooker getting an award for staying STD free even after 30 yrs of turning tricks. When suddenly an invincible god-like being descends on Earth and kills millions. She worms her way into the beings good graces after injecting herself with AIDS and has sex with the being. This turns out to be the only weakness the Being has and where as AIDS kills humans in years it kills the Being instantly. Hooker has sacrificed her body and her world record to save humanity. The ultimate unlikely hero: the Whore.