Thread:The Purpur Man/@comment-26173711-20190831003517/@comment-35455126-20190831062105

“I’M SORRY OKAY I CAN’T CONTROL IT!” Cruncher said. He farts again.

“Oh my god, that’s it.” Frost transformed into her dragon form and grabbed Cruncher with her front talons, before flying high into the air.

“FROST DON’T ACTUALLY THROW HIM OVERBOARD! THAT’S LIQUID NITROGEN!!!!” Glitch yelled.

“FUCK LIQUID NITROGEN!” Frost yelled back.

Cruncher enveloped both him and the dragon in a massive, swirling, visible pea-green cloud when he let out yet another loud and pungent fart. Frost screeched as she dropped the dinosaur and they both plummeted into the sea below.

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TARDIS was rigged.

It exploded.