User blog comment:Varzan Deodinm Beldinm/Character Deaths 1: How will Team RWBY most likely Die?/@comment-10390252-20131126112856

WEISS:

"Whoever you are, go away, I'm busy. Call my assistant in the morning for an appointment."

ACTUALLY, I'M AFRAID THAT I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT. ONE THAT, SADLY, YOU CANNOT PUT OFF.

Weiss looked down at her 85-year-old corpse lying slumped across her desk in the CEO's office of the Schnee Dust Company. Appropriately enough, she was still holding the fountain pen that Ruby had bought her for a birthday present half a century previously. "Oh. What was it? Poison? An assassin's bullet?"

YOU HAD A SLIVER OF SHRAPNEL IN YOUR HEART FROM THE GREAT WAR. IT HAS BEEN MOVING FOR NEARLY SEVEN DECADES AND, A FEW MINUTES AGO, IT SEVERED AN IMPORTANT BLOOD VESSEL.

"Well, that's... damned inconvenient!"

IT USUALLY IS.


 * sigh* "But there's still so much to do!"

THERE USUALLY IS THAT TOO.

"Well, no point dilly-dallying and fretting about what I can't change! What next?"

THERE ARE SEVERAL FRIENDS WAITING TO SEE YOU.

"Oh! Oh, that's good to know!"

A grinning Death gestured for Weiss, who was suddenly as she was in that first year at Beacon again, to precede him. She walked right through the wall and he followed her to make sure she got to the reward of all good (and a lot of bad but herioc) Hunters.

Behind them, an old woman's corpse remained, one last company memo signed.