Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27082610-20170131064348/@comment-27082610-20170203044806

Bro, I'm most of the way done with a 22oz bottle of dry cider. If I'm not dizzy, you dont' have any right to be. Granted this isn't even enough to make me properly tipsy, but that stovepipe mango-rita in the fridge oughta push me far over the edge.