Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25396609-20150910235150/@comment-173.58.100.7-20150926053339

Shotguns are good. There is nothing like the excitement of someone jumping out at you, roaring with the might of a pathetic hippy, then giving them a wicked smile, yanking it out and firing with a resounding boom that splits flesh and bone from one another and covers you in warm blood. Gives a warm, fuzzy feeling to the heart.

- Surana