Thread:The Purpur Man/@comment-26173711-20191019031417/@comment-35455126-20191021045407

The Purpur Man wrote: (TARDIS)

"Someone should tell them." Siva said.

"On it." Monika replied, typing into her device.

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(Ship)

"Is that the best you could do? That comeback was so lame and boring even I couldn't predict it due to how boringly simple it was." Junko shot back.

Suddenly, a hologram of Monika appeared.

"Hey guys! Uhh... Valkery is actually outside the ship, not inside." She said.

“HAH! Not as boring as your own “comebacks.” If you actually think you’re clEvR, then you’re fucking retarded, you fucking anime character.” Marcus shot back.

“Yeeeeessss, turn on each other. It’s very entertaining.” Achlys said with a malevolent grin.

Suddenly, a Monika hologram.

“Fuck off Monika, we’re looking for Valkery.” Marcus said.

“How you even function is honestly a mystery.” Achlys said.

“Really, because i’m literally the most functional person on this entire ship.”

“Suuuuure you are. Anyway, the person were looking for is outside, so unless you’re completely incapable of forming a single intelligent thought, then get your ass out there.”

Marcus just rolled his eyes. “All you people will never grasp how much better I am than you.” He opens a portal and walks through...only to close it behind him before anyone could follow.

“Hey, that little-!” Achlys sighs. “Come on, pigtails. We need to follow the moron.” She leaves to head outside...before suddenly both she and Junko were shot with anti-power lightning flechettes which electrocuted them.

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(TARDIS)

“So should we, like, go get them instead?” Rax asked.

“Oh, they’ll be fine.” Asteria waves him off.