Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-25266931-20161221012238/@comment-28288412-20161221014447

KNN005 wrote: 1. If you are an Ironwood fan, please leave the thread and ignore it forevermore.

2. Who the fuck comes strapped to a dinner party?

3. Who helps a senile old grieveing man build a kid soldier robot with a child mind and weapons strong enough to kill a small army?

4. Who dances with Glynda and doesn't get them digits?

5 Who makes a robot arm for a slightly hot blonde but doesn't leave a note reading "join me, sister, one of us....one of us...."

6. Who makes or okays a machine that straight up sucks your aura out and spits it in another person?

7. Who hires Winter and works with her all the time and doesn't give her some bed-room eyes once in a while?

8. Who can stand in the same room with Jacques for more than 2 minutes and doesn't Tombstone his ass thru a coffee table?

9. Who has a name like "Ironwood" and doesn't do a lick of porn on the side or at least make a few dick jokes to boost morale?

10. Who gets his tablet hacked and his Paladins stolen and but chooses to furiously storm out of the stadium when someone takes over a broadcast to his favorite sport?

11. And last and most damning: Who doesn't shave before a dinner party with lots of sexy rich women who love a man in uniform?

12. Answer? A mad man.

13. Solution? Glynda, who may have slight feeling for him needs to stop what she's doing, don a Rambo red headband, and find Ironwood and flat out murk his ass.

1. Bitch you can't tell me what to do.

2. A badass who knows that shit can happen anytime.

3. Headcanon, but to humour it: Child mind is easier to manipulate, mold into the ideal soldier. Now how he handled said robot was stupid and the logic behind her creation was an ethical gray area at best, it wasn't mad.

4. A guy smart enougb to know he's out of his league.

5. Because he knew her father would find it and wants to stay cool with the family.

6. Shit can come in handy if you wanna put stuff in a robot body or try and save them magic powers.

7. Because he knows Winter and Qrow are totally into eachother and doesn't want to risk Qrow curbstomping for goin after his woman. Also Winter is like diet Glynda and he doesn't want to submit himself to similar rejection, last thing he needs.

8. Weiss. Or somebody respectable and mature.

9. How do we know he doesn't? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10. First part = idiot, second part = People take their sports shows very seriously.

11. Because he knows women love a bit of stubble.

12. Nay, a sometimes incompetent, potentially unethical, badass.

13. Nah, she should pity that guy... And ask for more support taking Beacon back. He'd listen.