Board Thread:Episode Discussion/@comment-26512661-20200125162058/@comment-43757330-20200126192039

Solaris XD wrote: Sarge was shot in the head by a Sniper and revived because of CPR (To be fair in this case, the joke was how bullshit the revival was)

Flowers had a heartattack, revived by Aliens because "Aliens treat death differently" (Actual explanation)

Church was destroyed in an EMP. Came back as Epsilon. (Fair)

Tex destroyed in the same EMP, came back as an epsilon fragment (Fair)

Donut was shot and trapped in armour lock as he was bleeding out, revived because Doc somehow healed him despite being kidnapped and taken elsewhere for at least several days beforehand and being a shit medic who didn't know how to treat a shot toe (Doc also already confirmed to Simmons that Donut died so why the fuck he bothered checking again several days later I have no idea)

Lopez was also shot. Revived because robot (fair)

Sharkface had a banshee thrown at him, got knocked out, left in a building that was bombed by an orbital laser and the building completly dropped on him. Survived because Season 13 needed another villan I guess.

Doc was blown up by a grenade and thrown off a skyscrapper (Almost identically to how Felix died), revived because fuck Season 16..

Huggins was sucked into a black hole. Revived because she's immortal despite that never being mentioned beforehand.

Lopez commited suicide by jumping into a black hole. Revived because he can somehow withstand the intensity of a black hole and go for billions of years without breaking down or malfunctioning I mean, if you're going to go that in depth with fakeouts, then I can play the same game.

-Ironwood seemingly perishes in a shipwreck. Comes back a few scenes later.

-Neo gets thrown off a ship and floats away into a swarm of nevermores. Returns a few volumes later.

-Penny gets sliced and diced. Gets rebuilt.

-Ozpin dies. Cue the X-Men 3 post credits scene.

-Cinder seemingly gets disintegrated in a beam of light. Comes back horribly disfigured next volume.

-Qrow spends an entire volume dying of poison. Hangs in there like a good soldier.

-Weiss gets impaled by a flaming javelin. Cue Jaune's emergency plot armor semblance.

-Cinder gets frozen alive and thrown into an abyss. Just kidding, there happened to be a pond at the bottom.