Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27609128-20160315165642

For the glory of our Warrior Goddess/Master Waifu, we shall have a pun off!

Rules: One hillarious, cringey (Or hillariously cringey) pun per comment. You edit it, you're disqualified. Why? Because a true pun master gets it on the first try. The first person to hit the Mother of All Puns (and the community agrees and/or cringes), will be given an imaginary hug from the Goddess of Puns herself. (Because a real hug from her would kill any mortal)

So let the Pun-off BEGIN! 