Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25266931-20161117062740/@comment-25266931-20161118035520

Mercury and Emerald are in the middle of a prank war.

Merc: (hoping on one foot) You bitch! WHERE IS IT!?

Em: Why Merc, what ever do you mean?

Merc: You know damn well what I mean! Where's my other leg!

Em: What makes you think I have it?

Merc: So that how it is huh? I should've known you'd sink this low.

Em: You started this, now I'm ending it. (walks off)

Mercury searches around from room to room.

Tyrian: LOST SOMETHING THERE, HOPPER? LEMME GUESS, YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO AN ASS-KICKING CONTEST? (LOL)

Merc: Look you ass! Have you seen my leg? Did you see Emerald carrying someting somewhere?

Tyrian: WELL NOW THAT YOU BRING IT UP SHE WAS IN CINDER'S ROOM WITH A LOT OF LAUNDRY.

Mercury makes it to Cinders room to see his leg's foot peeking out from a drawer. Opens the drawer and grabs it. While attaching it he see the contents of the drawer.

Merc: Pantsies?

(Cinder appears in the doorway of the room with Emerald)

Cinder: (furious, but can't speak) .......

Em: I win.