Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27087508-20160211030721/@comment-25436196-20160222181152

So... following to this logic, Salem would be Weiss' mother because...? What, the white hair? Seriously, why the hell would anyone jump to the conclusion that Salem has anything to do with Weiss? Look guys, Taiyang and Jaune are both blonde and have blue eyes! Taiyang must be Jaune's father!

No, wait a minute. Apparently that's an actual theory. Goddamn Potato farmers, always stealing my jokes before I have the chance to make them!