Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-3257939-20150601205621/@comment-173.58.100.7-20150906162248

LiveandSound wrote: 173.58.100.7 wrote: Shadow at Morning wrote: Fuck the Bumblebee shippers. Oh please, as if a woman would ever want someone like me. At least you acknowledge it.

Yeah. I'd be too cheesy, give her a rose, quote off of Alistair, then Leliana, and then Garrus, and then I'd realize The Landsmeet will have my head for breaking one of their sacred laws, and inevitably decide that she deserves someone better than me (like say, Nathan Fillion) and break up with her citing I'm not good enough as a person to be her lover.

Assuming, of course, I was even able to get that far without her killing me. Or if she even acknowledged I existed which would never happen without me doing something stupid.

- Surana