Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-14202062-20130807152129/@comment-17760348-20130918223855

I surf alot and sharks really freek me out (even though there are no man eaters in irish waters).

I got hit by the bloated corpse of a seal once while paddling out through the breakers (which was grose)  but for a second, as I could see it was coming at me in silhouette down the face of a wave, I knew Jaws was real and that I was on the menu. I had to go have a sit down on the beach after that one!