Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26064215-20150127201253/@comment-25555436-20150417033141

99.199.94.201 wrote: 99.199.94.201 wrote: 99.199.94.201 wrote: Phantomlink959 wrote: As we near the (hopeful) end of this conversation, I am imagining my most brutally pragmatic character (Vadasz, duh) pulling out his rifle and sniping the guy into oblivion the second the combat data stuff popped up

"It's time to duel!"


 * ATK/DEF stats pop up everywhere*

"Fuck that, have fun in hell, kid"


 * Vadasz pulls his sniper rifle out of hammer space, balances it on his elbow, and no-scopes the dumbass with the playing cards*

"amateur" Eh, Negate Attack exists, so does Kuriboh, which surprisingly, D/D decks use quite a bit. I guess Defense Draw also works. Or if I'm going first, I get to set up a monster first.

You live in turns, everyone else lives in Real Time, remember kid?

-Traps need to be set up first and can't be activated on the same turn they are set up in. By the time you can activate Negate Attack you'll already have 3 holes in your head. Why? Because he doesn't follow turns, he attacks whenever he fucking wants with no waiting. Just because you're playing Yugioh doesn't mean he is.

-Kuriboh only prevents damage. Alright. Nothing prevents him from just shooting you again right away, you know.

-Nothing stops him from just shooting you in the head while you grab your sweet monster card and summon it. Or, say, shoot your hand. The pain would be more than enough to make you drop your card and distract you long enough to shoot you again.