Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25266931-20161117062740/@comment-25266931-20161127021713

Salem: Now Tyrian, I want you to hunt down and dispose of any threats to this organization. Understood.

Tyrian: Goodie...

That night. In Watts' room. Watts wakes up with Tyrian standing beside his bed.

Watts: .....Tyrian.

Tyrian: Shh! Go back to sleep. I'm just going to kill your moustache.

Watts: What? Leave!

Tyrian: You're more fur than man, Watts. It's got to go.

Watts: Get out!

Tyrian: Hear me out. When you go to work in the morning, and does your wife ask for a little hair with her good-bye kiss? No? Then let me cut it off.

Watts: You have a job to do! Salem ordered your to eliminate threats, not wake me up in the middle of the night.

Tyrian: It is a threat! Your moustache is assaulting my eyes!