Thread:The Purpur Man/@comment-26173711-20190813193748/@comment-26173711-20190815194143

"What the hell is happening?" Siva asked from the ship.

"The Flying Spaghetti Monster wants to get in." Stratus said.

"...The what?"

"The monster wants to get in."

"Just kill it, it's worthless." Junko shrugged.