Talk:Faunus/@comment-67.241.139.85-20150707110256/@comment-12.27.66.8-20150707222443

I hate to be the one to break this to you, Chish, but as time has progressed, you and Maki... have slowly begun to merge into a single entity. Unfortunately, there is no medical way to prevent this. Sadly, the aberration you'll inevitably become will lack the vital abilities necessary to survive. Chief among those, being the ability to not be completely revolting to the eye. Oh, it's possible that the two/one of you will inescapably succumb to a lack of oxygen due to impeded lungs or starvation as your digestive tract dissintegrates, but more likely, you'll be shot by a militia of gun-toting rednecks who mistake you for Bigfoot.