Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-14138255-20151101163739/@comment-3257939-20151102144115

I wanted to write this on the Shipping Thread but that one was slowly dying and I saw no reason to bring it back to life. It's sad though. Eight generations of threads just died right there. Oh well. It started with What's up with JaunexPyrrhaxRuby anyway...

On other news:

* Bumblebee took a critical hit with Blake confirming to be into guys (though we all knew that) just like her partner Yang when Sun's dorkiness causes her to blush and make a comment that all shippers are gonna interpret as He's a dork but he's my dork. Eclipse fans, you've all been waiting for this day and now it's here. How does it feel?

* Meanwhile, in a not surprising turn of events, Neptune just sank his own ship when he completely ignored Weiss' cheering and openly flirted with other women in national television. His comment of keeping hands above the waist might just be so far the only sexual reference in this entire series and- ...Wait. Do you hear that? I think I heard something outside. White- White-something? Meh. It's probably nothing important.

* And lastly we have some speculation from Arkos. Not only the name is now officially a thing in the series but its captains appear to have certain interactions that people have interpreted as we're in a relationship. Yes. Jaune taking his time to calm down before he talks to Pyrrha is what people mostly point out to resemble the typical scenario of an everyday man getting into an argument because the other guy just disrespected him and wants to take this outside while his woman tries to calm him down. You don't need to have a life to see this, only to see tons of movies so we have no reasons to doubt the shippers' claims.

I believe that's all for today. Have a good morning and- What? Umm.

Oh yes! One last thing: ReNora is now known as Flower Power. Good morning and stay vigilant!