Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27966940-20170517013010/@comment-24534644-20170715004710

Blu3 Fir3 - V2.0 wrote:

His backstory is incredibly cliche, but writers like myself are too scared to put our work out into the world, so we have no idea that this is the case. Said OC is incredibly bishounen in appearance with long, spiky black hair, violet eyes, pale skin, and a hunky body that makes supermodels suffer from crippling depression at the mere sight of him. He has angel wings, a ring of legendary power that is ripped straight out of LoTR in terms of lore, and a slew of different abilities that make him nearly impossible to kill without the use of a unique sacred weapon that is totally not the Master Sword. His backstory is heartbreakingly tragic, and makes his reasons for wanting the complete and total domination of the known universe(s) justifiable in every way.

Thankfully, a hero will rise who lives on a tiny island out in the middle of the ocean with his grandmother and sister. The story's hero first awakes after a long nap on his birthday - Oh, wait... I think you just described every Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, and Legend Of Zelda plot ever.