Thread:The Purpur Man/@comment-26173711-20190822193745/@comment-35455126-20190830184515

“What the hull does that lever do, exactly?” Glitch said, smirking like an idiot.

Cruncher chuckles. Then he farts.

“Dude!”

“Sorry, I fart when I laugh.”

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Anika tried scanning for the TARDIS.

Pandora rifts appear in the distance.

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“What kind of stupid planet has ACID LEAVES!?” Pestilence complained.

“Worry not, fair maiden. Sir Jake shall ensure your safety.” Sir Jake said, before a huge man-eating plant suddenly came down from the trees above and clamped down on him.