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In Japan they believed all the food they ate was vomited up by  the Godess of the Sea...so there is that.

Norse, Ymir's body was broken down and we evolved from the lice and ticks investing his body.

Loki became female and was railed by a stallion, leading to his father's horse Sleipnier being born.

Zeus has become many things including a swan, a bull, and a literal golden shower to impregnant woman. One of the woman he impregnated, he tricked into turning into a fly before swalling her whole, which some how turned her into his conscious, his daughter Athena was then born inside his head, before he had Hephastaus split his skull open to rid himself of a horrible head ach, leading to her being born again.

Horus is his own father's brother.

Quetzlcoatl was trinked into getting drunk and then slept with his twin sister, which removed his Godhood.

Yawe somehow kept a pregnant woman a virgin.

All myths are fucked in their own special way.