Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26397825-20150901031037/@comment-25555436-20150906025622

....Hehe...shall I show you normal porn, for normal people?

But let me warn you. This is not the average "dude and lady doing the deed" website. No...nooo. It's something bigger, something much more spectacular than something so simple and boring.

But I won't stop you. Porn these days tries so hard to be paranormal, special, that it can end up boring, I get it. Wikipedia even had a word for that. That's why normal porn exists, for people that get tired of all the people trying to do it in unique ways instead of just being straight and simple and doing it. Hours and hours talking and only a few minutes of actually doing it.

But that's what makes normal porn what it is. Now go, bask in it's greatness. And if you didn't think it was great, don't blame me, blame yourself for not being more normal.