Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-50.151.164.187-20141130095923/@comment-173.58.251.107-20150120024927

73.Anon.52 wrote:

Tatmtn wrote: I swear, if I see another stupid Jaune harem story, I'll...do nothing, probably, but I'll be internally dismayed. Don't tempt me to make the shortest one possible. Okay, here's a short story about Jaune's Harems.

Once upon a time, before Playboy, there was Jaune Arc.

Jaune Arc was a harem god. He was irresistable, because of his scrawny build, and his poor attention span, and most importantly, his hair, and his poor wooing techniques. Girls were drawn to him by the truckload. So he banged every girl in the show. Ruby, Cinder, Glynda, Lisa Lavender, it didn't matter, he had them all. He had more fun than anyone else and turned Beacon Academy into The Playboy Mansion. He went down as the God Of Harems and was an inspiration to us all.

What they don't tell people is that he also caught every possible disease transmittable through banging, in addition to complications from other factors, and died horribly a week later.

The end.