Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-79.169.109.250-20141218173133/@comment-25555436-20141219032641

I think....no one.

Really, any of the females in RWBY has something that I either hate, or really don't like, or at least don't tolerate enough to spend months/years with that person. Or just doesn't seem attractive to me.

-Ruby: Too young, stupid, idealistic, innocent, foolish, and genre-blind for me.

-Weiss: Too bitchy, and gives an aura of Tsundereness, which I hate with a passion of a thousand suns.

-Blake: The one I would most likely accept, but she seems a bit too stucked in the past, and slightly obsessive for the moment. And, knowing myself, I would come off as racist (I'm not really one, just an ass), and that will turn her off.

-Yang: I value personality before body, and while there's nothing wrong with her, there's nothing that really catches my attention personality-wise. And body-wise, she has boobs, so what? I'm no hormonal forever alone teenager that ships him/herself with Yang just because of boobs (be honest, you ship yourself with her because of boobs before anything else).

-Pyrrha: Too helpful for me (She kind-of reminds me of a certain fairy that never stopped trying to help, unfortunately). Also, too "perfect", and her semblance makes me feel like she's a cheater of sorts, and I don't like cheaters.

-Nora: Too crazy awesome for me, I would last even less than Ren.

-Velvet: Too much of a shrinking violet and too dependent for me. I like them with some backbone and independence, which she doesn't have at all.

-Coco: Too damn macho for me, and I would probably spend my whole time with her fucking scared of what would happen if I blew it up.

-Glynda: Too old and bossy for me.

-Cinder: Probably the one I would date, if I had a choice. However, I don't know much about her, so she may have something I don't really like at all, or maybe even despise, so I'm not too sure for now.

-Raven: Yeah, I'm smart enough to know not to try to date women I have absolutely no knowledge about.

-Summer: She's dead. I'm not into necrophilia, thank you very much.

-Emerald: Nope. Not my type, really.

-Neo: Yeah, it would feel like talking to myself most of the time, but most importantly, I would say no at the very first oportunity because it would feel like dating a lie.

We know she can either cause ilusions, or clones of some kind. I would never know if I'm dating the real Neo, or just a trick she's playing. Better to be alone, than let her manipulate my mind and feelings like that. Even if she didn't do it, the thought alone is more than I can handle.

And, I'm not gay, so all men are out.

And, there you have it. My reasons to not date anyone, even if I could.