User blog comment:Varzan Deodinm Beldinm/What if We're Right?/@comment-24325997-20131231191941

In light of this... theoretical discussion, I'm going to make jokes. 3 men walk into a bar, an English man, an Irish man, a Scotsman, a Welshman, a Venezuelan man, Burgundian crossbowmen, a banana, 2 kippers and a helicopter...

the barman says "what the fuck is this...? I'm not serving the helicopter"

Helicopter - "You bastard!"