Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25898433-20141220121855/@comment-24993958-20141222185300

LiveandSound wrote: They did that both the anime way …The one where he goes psycho if he doesn’t have a harem or the one where he accidentally get’s most of them interested while he finaly catches a break with Weiss?

the slightly more understandable but still too damn cliché way

Uhhh…Massages? Or that one with that cool oc team that where themed after 80’s monsters?

the musical way....yup.

Musical…musical…musical…do you mean an actual musical or do you mean Jaune using music to…OH GOD DANG IT MAN I was so close to forgetting that one exists…*sigh*

You also forgot the “I can’t believe he made it out of this a virgin” one, the "He cleans up nicely" ones, and I’d be remiss not to mention that in a harem fic with Ren as the lead Jaune STILL somehow manages to have a mini harem…

You know, sometimes I think he was a hooker in another life…oh who am I kidding, in that life he probably just inherited a brothel from his family and is doing everything in his power not to mix business with pleasure because he thinks it would stain his family reputation for some reason, and of course that attracts everyone to work for him on account of him being the sole nice guy in the business…A business filled with Mobs, competition and tax collectors trying to run him through the ground, literally and figuratively. Can our aspiring hero learn the ropes of the business while keeping his hands clean? Or will the the money, the influence and the power be too much for him as he succumbs to the urges that would ruin the faith of his employes and, dare he say, friends? All that and more, never to be revealed because this fic doesn’t exist.