Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-35979206-20180731135301/@comment-26018514-20180731182214

SomeoneYouUsedToKnow wrote: Phantomlink959 wrote:

More importantly, and here's why I hate these zodiac things; I would not lose my shit. I would sit on my bed, at the end of the hallway, with no other points of entrance, and shoot the fucker in the face with my 12 gauge. So, you're Virgo? How fitting. Well tbf, if it says "lose your shit" that covers a ton of ground, which includes incurring a resolve of murderous intent, and shooting someone in the face would be a pretty decent defensive tactic.

And tbh, I think it would also cover me bludgeoning them to death with the stave I have(and I believe it would indeed be to death as my stave already has a decent crack in it and if the fucker breaks my staff and bleeds on my floor I probably will end up using the pointy ends to finish the job).