Talk:Mercury Black/@comment-24.171.87.142-20140729034550

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN (and Weiss) I NOW NOMINATE MERCURY BLACK FOR BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG OF THE YEAR! From the moment he opened his mouth, "That's not your money" or "Oh master theif Emerald, don't take my money, i barely have enough to get by" or the ever-funny "ehh, no pictures", this seventeen or nineteen year old (clearly too young to be in his twenties, and just going by Emerald's appearance at that dance and assuming she's 17, he doesn't look too much older) boy has all the makings of a douche (including the gelled-up shonen hair). CONGRATS! YOU ARE NOW IN THE RUNNING WITH ROMAN, WEISS, THE ENTIRTEY OF TEAM CRDL, CHURCH, SARGE AND MILES LUNA! (just kidding Miles, long live Jaune) PUT IN YOUR NOMINATIONS NOW, DEAR WIKI TALKERS, AND VOTE ON YOUR FAVORITE DOUCHE!

''Note, I actually like Mercury, (and Weiss, but that's a different story). Still think he's  a douche though....and i'm serious, give me your biggest douchebags, i think it'd be funny.''