Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25266931-20161117062740/@comment-25266931-20161117194538

Weiss: Neptune!

Neptune: Uh...yes?

Weiss: Did you block me of Valebook?

Neptune: Oh course not! Must be something wrong with the site.

Weiss: What about your BeaconPlus?

Neptune: Oh please, that one always glitches up. I barely update it anyway.

Weiss: Oh...okay then. Wanna go to see a movie tonight?

Neptune: Sure!

Weiss: I'll text you later when I'm free. (walks to class)

Sun: Bro. Just delete the pics already.

Neptune: Are you serious? Those are my legacy.

Sun: What are you gonna do when someone you didn't block find them and tells her.

Neptune: Not gonna happen. I blocked every girl at Beacon, even the teachers. And no guy would tell because they know the Bro-Code of solidarity!

Sun: Okay man, whatever.

That night. At Junior's club. Militia and Melanie are sending messages over Valebook even though in real life they're at opposite ends of the same room.

Militia: OMG! Remember that one boy from that one time!?

Melanie: Which boy?

Militia: That one with the blue hair that was with that blonde bitch.

Melanie: Oh yeah, I 'member.

Militia: I just went on his Valebook and he is a total slut! LOL

Melanie: Nuh-huh! Shut up!

Militia: He is! (sends link, pics of Nep partying with random girls in lots of clubs, awkward bumping and grinding since Nep can't dance)

Melanie: Day-yum!

Militia: You know what this means, right? Gotta tell get the word out. Send it to the blonde bitch!

Melanie: But we hate her right?

Militia: Duh! Solidarity amongst Women. The Sister-Code!

Melanie: Oh okay. I'm on it!

Sending a text to Yang's Valebook page.

Melanie: Sup blondie! You friends with that Icy bitch, right? Well you might want to let her know her boyfriend needs to have his leash yanked. (sends pics of Nep's exploits)

Yang: Whoa! Whoa! How did you get these pics? Wait! Why are you on my Valebook page?

Melanie: Wow, totally missing the point. Just tell your friend or whatever. Sister-Code. Later, bitch.

Yang: (contacting Weiss in chat room) Weiss! Nep's cheating! (shows pics)

Weiss: NO WAY!

Blake: What an idiot.

Ruby: Don't worry Weiss you still have Zwei! #PuppyLove

Weiss: He dies tonight!

Meanwhile, at the movie theater.

Neptune: Where is she? She's never been late before.

Sun: (coming running up) Dude, run!

Neptune: What? What's wrong!?

Sun: JUST RUN!

Weiss: NEPTUUUUUUUNNNNNEEEE!!!