User blog:Lauren Darkmore/The early morn ramble

So, during my period wher I woke at 11pm and stayed up all night I joined the chat fairly early to find no-one but two incative users. So I thought to myself: ''I'm bored, I feel like momologuing. ''And so I did. The following are the results of that. (With pics to prove it)


 * Ray and Matt were quietly ignoring each other when suddenly Logan appeared.

"Good morning dear chaps" he said, "And what a fine morning it is"


 * Even after his greeting was rebuffed by the stoic façades worn by the two he continued to talk.

"It's a lovely day, full of opportunities and what not."


 * Seemingly insane he continued his rant

"Why just this very morn I cooked up a large plate of spaghetti and meatballs for me breakfast."

"Oh, what a versatile dish pasta is. You can put it with anything and the taste will not go amiss."

"Tomato, cheese, salsa, meat, chocolate, yoghurt, mind you not all at once."

"So many flavours, so many combinations."

"I do not doubt the fact that I have merely scraped at the surface of the world that is pasta toppings."


 * He continues to ramble on about the delicacies of adapted Italian foods before returning his attention to the two poker-faced enigmas sat before him.

"So. Enough of that silly talk, and down to business. What are your opinions on the latest issue coming out of the east?"


 * He then stayed silent for several awkward minutes while he pondered the subject himself.


 * He clears his throat.

"Ahem. Now where was I?"

"Ah, yes the trouble in the east."

"Now, there seems to be some sort of strange place full of people that call themselves Duck."

"Or was it Duch.... Dutch?"

"Anyway. This place, the Nederlands, is full of these Duck people."

"Going about their lives without a care in the world."

"All the while, unbeknownst to them, living directly above the largest site of pre-human civilisation technology."

"There are caverns full of the stuff."