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 * Sips Soda* Hmmm. I feel, I'm forgetting something.... Wait, no I'm not. No one's doing the thread, that's all. Oi.

Yadda yadda, welcome to Why Are We Here, the first episode of RvB. There's your intro, Happy Halloween kulaks.


 * We open with Ghira's speech to the people of Menagerie. He makes an impassioned speech about the equality of the Faunus and the gains they should make to achieve equality due to Adam's dastardly deeds, which include overthrowing Sienna Khan.

Corsac: Perish the thought!

Albain: Propaganda!!!


 * Ghira vows they should Make the White Fang and the Faunus Great Again!

Crowd: Hurray!


 * ...By helping a Kingdom that hates them!

Crowd:........

Guy: Ayyyyepp!


 * The speech is cut off by Ilia, who starts frothing at the mouth about how crappy Blake's parents are and how cool Adam is. She flees just as Sun goes Edward Elric on her while the guards make a token effort to chase her.


 * Weiss awakens in her cell and speaks with the bandit lieutenant lady (who may or may not be the Spring Maiden), who states her intentions to ransom her. Weiss says her sister's gonna help her, but Maybe!Spring tells her her sis went home already.


 * Oscar meets RNJR and Ruby (RoseGarden moderately intensifies) before doing his best Protoss impression. Ozpin is able to take control of his body and shunt Oscar off to the subconscious (and vice-versa) and he lays down the law. Leo is not only pissing himself in fear, he's actively going against Oz's instructions, and they need to get together huntsmen they can even sort of trust. Qrow has that job while Ozpincar trains RNJR and Oscar before Salem destroys Haven before semesters start. Oz then gives control to Oscar long enough to make an ass of him. Good to see you again Oz.

''A nu! Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke!'' 