Thread:The Purpur Man/@comment-26173711-20191113064934/@comment-35455126-20191128233515

(Severed Vales Earth)

“RUUUUUN! FUCKING RUUUUUUNNNN!!!!”

Zeoffrey, Gary, Rustbucket and Egg all fled from the ELOR base they raided, with Cruncher right behind them and Lothar teleporting out. They had managed to escape just as the base exploded into a gigantic plume of flames, scattering smoking debris everywhere.

Once they got far enough, they all stopped to take a breath.

“I’m starting to think that putting bombs everywhere before we leave is simply too risky.” Lothar commented.

“Oh come on Lothar, we do this all the time, and every time, we survived. Therefore, we’ll always survive, and pigs can fly.” Zeoffrey countered.

“I cannot possibly fathom that kind of unintelligent reasoning.”

“If you can’t, then you’re a hippopotamus.”

Lothar rolled his eyes. “Anyway...wait, where’s Stone?”

Gary’s eyes suddenly turn purple. “OH MY GOD! HE’S DEAD!!!” he screamed in panic.

Amidst the smoke, they could see a familiar rock humanoid standing in the middle of the smoldering wreckage.

“Stone! Over here!” Zeoffrey called.

Gary’s eyes turned yellow as he beamed. “YAY! HE’S ALIVE!”

“Over where?” Stone called. “And who’s Alive? Also, why can’t I see?”

“Uuuggh.” Lothar facepalmed, and then portalled Stone to them.

“Oh hi friends!” Stone said, seeing his teammates.

“Glad you’re alright, Stone.” Cruncher said.

“Okay.”

“So...where now?” Lothar asked, turning to Zeoffrey.

“First we go back to HQ. And then we decide what to do next. Furthermore, i’m famished.” the dog-headed Hazard responded.

“Wait, I thought you were Zeoffrey.” Stone said.

Zeoffrey chuckled while Lothar groaned. “Anyway, back to base!”

The Hazard warped out of there, leaving behind a rift of sorts. The other Hazards went into the rift just before it closed.