Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-66.116.33.1-20141103215403/@comment-173.58.251.107-20141110212000

EmbraceTheHood wrote: I'm waiting for Yang's reaction when she finds a YangxRuby fanfiction.... "Um, Ruby? Why'd you write us together?"

Blake: "Actually, that was me."

Yang: "But, but.... Bumblebee!"

Blake: "What about your motorcycle?"

Yang: "Forget it."

Ruby: "...." Weiss: Speaking of which, you do you that Yang and I are being paired up a lot, right? Specifically by ARMV7, who writes some really good stories about us that I may or may not have *Eeep!. I mean, um...uh...ah forget it. ''Yang TAKE ME NOW! IF BLAKE WANTS TO JOIN IN IT'S FINE BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A OT3, I MADE SURE OF IT MYSELF! If Ruby wants to join in it's okay since we've already been put into an OT4. ''

Jaune and Neptune: Hey Snow An...Ah great. The girls are all taken. It's only a matter of time -

Ren: Excuse me, Mr. Vasiliwhatever your name is, we haven't had any interaction and we're already being paired up together. Intensely. And no, I do not appreciate you snuggling with me while calling me your "Super Snuggly Sugar Bunny Bums."

Sun: ''EXCUSE ME, DID I SAY THAT MY (Starts cursing like how Michael does on Rage Quit) ONE TRUE BELOVED ONE BE TAKEN BY YOU?! ''

Ozpin: And I win. The Shipmaster triumphs once more.

Port: I don't get any love. And I'm a true Hunter with facial hair and everything. I'm the Steve Carrell of RWBY and no one loves me...-_- '

Ozpin: If you want me to pair you up with, say, Cardin, of whom is paired up with Jaune, I will do so. And I already did.

Glynda: *Faints*

Ozpin: Some people just don't react well to being paired up with Pyrrha and Velvet.