Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26397825-20170430155022/@comment-28288412-20170506181711

Zeus taking the form of a swan to seduce and fuck a married woman is a fairly well known one. Beastiality, adultery, some versions say rape, fairly fucked and I'd say worse than masturabtion.

Then you have real life shit. Old men marrying young girls whether it be to gain powerful connections or secure them as occurred with wealthy families and such or just for personal interest it happened. And "consummating" did occur. If you don't mind a controversial religious example I'll say Muhammed and Aisha, not all sources of course but many do speculate her to have been around 9 or 10 when the consummation occurred. But of course, if you'd prefer me to find more solid things just ask, I'm sure I'll be able to dig up a few monarchs or at least families from my nation's history to serve as examples.

What else what else... You have this list to save me a bit of time.

And that's just sex related shit. How many murders and genocides have happened in fuck knows how many mythologies and religious texts for very little to no good reason? Just take world destroying flood from the Bible leaving only one family and two of every animal behind. The fact everyone is a product of incest that goes relatively not far back is also a pretty weird implication.

So yeah, masturabting when it comes to the ancient I could give no shit about.