Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25266931-20161117062740/@comment-25266931-20161121233026

After a long week the RWBY teens join a chatroom online.

Ruby: Homework on the weekend is just criminal.

Yang: Amen sister!

Weiss: Well I finished mine already.

Blake: Same here. No thanks to Sun.

Sun: What? I helped.

Blake: You made "boob" jokes for a solid hour.

Sun: I was using my mastery of all things comical. It was suppose to brighten your day as you toiled away.

Nep: It brightened my day, bro.

Blake: Why would that "brighten my day"? Seriously, why are guys so obsessed over what basically amount to meat pockets.

Sun: I don't know. I'll ask YOU next time you steal a glance at my perfect abs.

Ruby: Oooooooh! (snap snap)

Blake: That never happened.

Sun: Sure it didn't.

Blake: Okay, let's put it to a vote. Anyone who found themselves eyeing Sun's abs, say "aye".

Yang: Aye.

Weiss: Aye.

Nep: Aye.

Duchess Thundersmash: I mean, you can't NOT look at it. They're always there. And once your eyes fall on them you can't look away.

Sun: That's called being mesmerized. Thank you everyone. If feels good to be honest, doesn't it.

Sun posts a picture of himself shirtless in a speedo covered in water at the beach.

Yang: Whoa! Sun Wukong! Show AND tell! Nice!

Sun: You're welcome. <3

Blake: Whatever.

Ruby: Wait! Who the heck is Duchess Thundersmash?

Ren: That's Nora. She's been lurking in the chat instead of helping me finish our homework in the library.

Duchess Thundersmash: That's a lot Ren! You blew my cover! You're ninja spy license just got revoked!

Ren: Sorry?

Jaune: Aren't you guy both in the library?

Duchess Thundersmash: Yeah.

Jaune: So why chew him out over the net?

Duchess Thundersmash: Because it's quieter, silly. Like doy!

Nep: You guys are goofballs.

Ren: Oh? Says the guy who's a one man mosh pit on the dance floor.

Nep: .....That's cold-blooded.

Duchess Thundersmash: And yet still accurate!

Ruby: Man I want a cool screen name too! Let's all change!

Ruby is now Redrunner.

Blake is now Freedom Wars.

Sun is now Dr. Goku Monkiking MD.

Nep is now God's Gift.

Weiss is now Diamond Dust.

Jaune is now Paladin Lord Bunnyhoodie.

Ren is now Quiet Riot.

Duchess Thundersmash is now Nora.

Yang: Damn I can't think of one.

Tai3000 has logged on.

Tai3000: Yang! What's with these bikini pics on your Valebook page?

Yang: Dad? What are you doing what are you doing in a chatroom?!

Tai3000: You kids didn't invent chatrooms! And don't change the subject.

Freedom Wars logged out.

Quiet Riot logged out.

Paladin Lord Bunnyhoodie logged out.

Diamond Dust logged out.

Dr. Goku Monkiking MD logged out.

God's Gift logged out.

Redrunner: Hi Daddy!

Tai3000: Hey Ruby!

Yang: Look, they're called "selfies" and I'm expressing myself!

Tai3000: I didn't send you to Beacon so you can do this instead of focusing on your studies.

Yang: How did you even find my Valebook page?

Tai3000: A tip from a couple of concerned parents.

TwistedSisters: Just doing our job.

Nora: The plot thickens!

Yang: Not now Nora!

Nora: Oops!

Nora logged out.