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"Golden Girl" a Nikos theme

It's a fight and she's back!

Red-headed gold clad

And ready to carve 'em up

So don't slack or fall back!

Ravenous ravens

Rip roaring razors

Carapace clawed

Scorpion tailed sabers.

Comes the murder of crows

The armor's glint

Warrior reposes

Murderous intent.

But until the Dust clears

We're all ears

And all fears.

Who dares to challenge

The woman wonder herself?

The Beacon of hope?

The tippy top of the shelf?

Who thinks they can brawl their way

Through the furious flurry flower flourishing

Flipping fool flat with each sway?

You stand before the goddess

Victory made flesh

No holds bared

No contest

Hands down, she's the best.

Don't spare the rod

When battling the spawns of God.

Shield smack any shadow

Till they run outta things to laud.

Can't you hear the accolades?

Your attacks a debt thy blood repaid.

Demonic bears?

Evil lairs?

Roller boars?

Got any more?

Mad scientist?

Bitter cultist?

Her spear stabs

Her rifle spits

Her shield spins

Her attack hits!

So who exactly wants to go

Ten round with the goddess?

Victory's assured

Ushered in like it's flawless.

Those emerald eyes

See through your feints, follies, facades and lies.

You stand before the goddess

Victory made flesh

No holds barred

The no contest

Hold your applause gentlemen

Hands down, she's the best.

Slashing in from the right?

Likewise, counter clockwise

Find yourself taking flight.

It's the beginning of the fight

And you're already flipped

Head-over-heels from her might.

Reckless gun-toters

Shameless show-boater

Mindless savage beasts

Go slack-jaw in awe and disbelief.

Even fresh of a wound

She'll send you to your tomb.

Spell the immaculate miraculous doom

As wet your Fruit-of-the-Looms.

With her Kratos-strength made clear

She Bia force to stalwart revere.

It's take a bit more than Zelus

To overcome the reach of her spear.

Is there anyone who thinks

Their souls shines brighter than God's?

Who thinks they the best?

Who dares challenge the odds?

Who's the one with the gutter

Who sends boys running home to their mothers?

It's just as you've guess

There's no contest

Hands down, she's the best.

NOTE: There's a LOT of refs in this one. Tempo for the song is more hip-hop like. Kinda like D12's Shit Can Happen. The Grimm mentioned are pretty obvious (ravens, bears, boars, scorpions). I still love the "Dust clears" gag I keep going in some of my RWBY songs. "Boys running home" are a ref to Cardin's gang. Kratos, Bia, and Zelus are Roman god siblings of Nike's in myths. Golden girl is a ref to her armor. "Woman wonder" is a ref to my nickname for Nikos. Fruit of the Loom ref underwear. "Head over heels" at the start of the fight, is a ref to Jaune loving Nikos and them training on that roof. "Mad scientist and bitter cultist" is the WF and Merlot. "Shadows and spawns of God" are the Grimm, as in the first ones made by the dark Brothers Grimm God. "Beacon of hope" refs Oz picking her and her popularity at Beacon.