Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-4830106-20151115174306/@comment-27087951-20151119193206

Yoshimickster wrote: I also like how the Clone Troopers were a clever reason why the Storm Troopers were...less than stellar.

Palpatine: All right, all the jedi are dead...I think. Now let's get the troopers to-

Vader: Yeah...there's only three left.

Palpatine: ...what?

Vader: Most of them were either killed fighting the jedi, deffected, OR killed themseleves out of grief and guilt.

Palpatine: Well whatever, we'll clone those last three clones! Activate their loyalty chips and-

Vader: They ripped out their loyalty chips. And even if they DO work for us, they'd probably half-ass it.

Palpatine: UGH- whatever, just send the three left to a space dessert and lets start recuiting.

Vader: All right, I'll make a rigorous training program-

Palpatine: No no no, just let any random jack ass join up and only have like two competent soldiers at a time.

Vader: I'm starting to regret killing all those children. I know that was a joke, but that is so, so, so very false that I just can't laugh to that.