User:Gemmaniac/Quotes

Volume 1
Ruby: Yes? Henchman: I said, put your hands in the air, now! Ruby: Are you... robbing me? Henchman: Yes! Ruby: Ooohhh...

Volume 2
Oobleck: I admit I fancy myself more of an intellectual, but I can assure you, as a Huntsman, I've had my fair share of tussles. Ruby: Like the mushroom? Blake: Those are truffles. Ruby: Like the sprout? Yang: Those are Brussels.

Volume 3
Silence, you boob! Ironwood: If you were one of my men, I would have you shot! Qrow: If I was one of your men, I'd shoot myself. Winter: He was drunk! Goodwitch: He's always drunk! And that's when it happened ; I was defeated... by the mere sight of... the innkeeper's skirt length!

Volume 5
If I die buying them time, then it’s worth it. They’re the ones that matter.