Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27425734-20160421183829/@comment-27425734-20160603050443

Here's a "Just Plain Stupid" Semblance idea I had after coming home from work...

Name: Kung POW-AHHH! [Chikn' Strips Deluxe]

Type: Conjuration

Purpose: Offensive

User: Tal Orien (Possible future parody OC)

Description: User surrounds front of body with a field of flying fists/feet/testicles made of Aura that bombard the enemy for a short time.

Passive Abilities: User has "fists n' feet of steel" that travel at "the speed of a leaping PANDA"... That's actually really fucking fast too, you know. I mean, Kung Fu Panda is proof of how incredibly fast pandas are! XD

Tier One: A Thousand Fists: User creates one thousand fists of pure, unrestrained Aural awesomeness that shatter the bones, brains, and BALLS (Or ovaries...) of any living thing they come into contact with. Fists can only travel three to six meters from the user's body before fading, and the assault only lasts for five minutes before ending.

Tier Two: Eight Trigrams: Sixty-Four Feet by the Square Root of Pi: Whatever the square root of sixty four by pi is, that's how many feet are made. Feet are also limited to a time of five minutes, and a distance of three to six meters like previous tier.

Tier Three: Kung Fu Lightning Ultima: A thousand fists, and... however many feet is 64 by the square root of Pi... are created in a brutal assault that lasts for TWENTY MINUTES OF PURE AWSHUME POWAAAAAHHHH... It's really fucking strong, okay? (Oh, the distance is now fifty to a hundred meters, so good luck escaping this thing)

Notes: Only PUREBLAHD AZIAN OCs can use this power... Nobody else has the ability to do so... No joke.