Thread:The Purpur Man/@comment-26173711-20191028211738/@comment-35691777-20191104031429

Insaniac then raised his hands as he shouted, "HOLD IT FOLKS!!! Hate to disappoint all of you ladies now that you are all pissed off and wanting to chop off my dick, and yes, I do have one despite you all not seeing it, its just, covered that's all, i-i-it's a long story trust me, best not to know about it. Anyway, I ain't hear to fight all of you, I'm here to talk. I mean, haven't you heard the news, you are all no longer considered Targets! AIN'T THAT DILLY DOO DAH DELIGHTFUL??!!! YOU ARE ALL FREE FROM THE WAR!!! THOUGH UNFORTUNATELY SOME GOD-LIKE MOTHER FREAKER DECIDED TO KEEP THE NAMES UP FOR SOME REASON!!!! Also, ladies, not sorry to break this to ya, but you're all too young and too tiny, so sorry, but ya'll gotta have to find some other guy, cause this Hazard's already taken, and all that be the honest truth, hey Demeter, you got Mystic Connection why don't you prove it all to them?"