User blog comment:Zelkstone/Don't mind me, just gonna sit and think about this for a few minutes.../@comment-11109699-20130911093928/@comment-23784953-20130911094358

That's... not exactly the problem though.

His main gripe was that Jeff did a dick move on him when he was telling the "typo" by saying he had zero friends. Because Zelk called him "Mr. Williams". Which is apparently Jeff's berserk button.