Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26397825-20150713052232/@comment-26397825-20150713062256

Alright. Now take the spider goat you saw, add a scythe-scorpion tail, make it completely black with glowing red eyes and bone plate armour on parts of it with red markings.

Also, did you know that apparently scientists somehow managed to merge spider and goat dna in real life to make a goat that made spider silk from it's udder as well as milk?