Thread:173.58.100.7/@comment-25555436-20150409003444/@comment-173.58.100.7-20150409014930

What? Yeah sure. Main character only? Okay.

My canonical Warden is a Female Human Noble Warrior.

I'd like to introduce to you, Carolina Cousland, a violence loving poetry reciting manipulative compassionately morally ambiguous bisexual semi-nymphomatic polyamorist. Favored Sunder Armor above all other two-handed abilities. She was explicitly built to be a very heavy hitting damage dealing Two-Handed Warrior with the Berserker/Champion (and later, Guardian/Templar were added to the mix) improvised scrapper tank who's combat strategy was to "kick the hell out of the enemy anywhere and everywhere all the time all day every day of the week". Favored greatswords and massive armor, and was known for being armed and armored with the following, Starfang, Yusaris, Vigilance, and Cailan's Armor, Juggernaut Armor and Sentinel Armor.

She's also the Queen of Ferelden, Teyrn of Gwaren, Arlessa of Amaranthine, Warden-Commander of Ferelden Order, Teyrna of Highever and Hero Of Ferelden.

Romance Option: Leliana (Flirted with Zevran, Alistair, and drunk!Oghren)

Team: Shale/Leliana/Wynne (Origins) - Oghren/Sigrun/Velanna (Awakenings)

Origins Choices:

Recruited All Teammates, Did Not Lose Anyone (Loghain doesn't count). All teammate personal quests completed, approval of all teammates at 80 to 100.

Alistair/Leliana hardened.

Broken Circle - Saved The Magi

Spared Zevran

Nature Of The Beast - Peace Between Elves/Werewolves

A Paragon Of Her Kind - Sided with Harrowmont, backstabbed him and crowned Bhelen king, whom she was working for in secret. Killed Caridin and seized the Anvil of The Void for Branka. Did not take Shale with her for this mission and lied to her to keep her alive.

Arl Of Redcliffe - Saved Redcliffe Village with heavy militia casualties, Saved Connor w/First Enchanter Irving and the Circle's help. Killed Jowan.

Urn of Sacred Ashes - Did not defile the Ashes, killed Kolgrim and his pet dragon.

Rescue The Queen - Rescued Anora, swindled Vaughan into giving up his money before killing him, and then happily killed "Arl" Howe. "Killed" Ser Cauthrien for the Summer Sword, killed all but one of her guards and severely wounded him, then allowed him the privilege of "capturing" her so she could go to Fort Drakon, then broke out singlehandedly and killed everyone on her way out because she wanted to see the sights from the best prisons in Ferelden.

Denerim - Zevran Stays With The Warden, kills Talsien. Had fourway with Isabela (Leliana/Isabela/Carolina/Zevran) much to the delight of Oghren, used the Pearl's services, women only.

The Unrest Situation - Joyfully killed every slaver in the city, Caladrius included, did not take his offer(s). Stole the slavery documents and gave them to Eamon.

Arranged A Marriage Between Hardened Alistair and Anora.

The Landsmeet - Every Noble + Anora bar Ceorlic support the Warden, who uses the Blight, Slavery and Blood Mage arguments. Warden wins landsmeet, attacks Loghain and his troops anyways for the fun of it. Killed Cauthrien right outside the doors for a second Summer Sword and because it was convenient.

Come the duel, Shale duels Loghain. Shale, armed with a full set of Brilliant Spirit Crystals and the Stoneheart Tree maxed out, with every point thrown into constitution, shrugs off all his attacks and promptly eats Loghain alive. Loghain yields after 37 seconds of single combat.

Ignoring Riordan, Alistair gleefully executes Loghain. Anora refuses to marry him.

Solving the issue of Ferelden's leadership, Carolina then backstabs Anora and takes the throne herself with Alistair as King. Anora is immediately imprisoned. Leliana becomes Carolina's mistress and unofficially, her wife.

The Final Battle - Alistair does the Dark Ritual with Morrigan. Final team is Shale/Leliana/Wynne with Sten in charge of the troops at the gate. The Warden kills the Archdemon and survives.

Carolina becomes Teyrn of Gwaren, and goes off adventuring with Leliana.

Awakenings Choices:

Favored Team: Oghren/Sigrun/Velanna

All teammates recruited. Nathan Howe released, then recruited later on. High approval on all teammates.

Vigils Keep - Killed the Rioters for fun. Upgraded Vigil's keep fully. Forged Vigilance, setting it up to be defensive in nature. Happily let the conspiracy let it run it's course before delivering a brutal beatdown on all involved. Retained Juggernaut/Cailan's Armor, giving said armor to Oghren once Sentinel Armor is assembled.

Amaranthine - Smugglers all die, cops once more in charge. Trade gets going again.

Anders is not handed over to Rylock. Rylock instead gets impaled on Vigilance.

Sided with the Architect. Intimidated/Persuaded Sigrun into going along with it.

Killed the Mother, saved Amaranthine. Vigil's Keep goes down in a heroic defense against the darkspawn forces.

Golems of Amgarrak Choices: Killed the Harvester on Nightmare.

Witch Hunt Choices: Let Morrigan go through the portal unharmed.

And although offscreen and only existing in my head, but still happened anyways because what the heck, why not?, Carolina Cousland screwed Ariane, Cauthrien, Alfstanna, Velanna, Sigrun, Zevran, Alistair, Anora, Erlina, and Cera.

She also married Leliana, Alistair, Velanna and Ariane offscreen. To this day they continue to have raunchy, uncensored and incredibly wild/filthy scrapping in the royal quarters. :D

So there you have it with my canonical Warden. What about your Hawke?

- Surana