Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-10544474-20140102052613/@comment-410526-20140104074115

Gastropod is, simply put, the most amazing person on the planet (and probably the universe). He is the best at every activity imaginable and is really modest about it, too. Like he's the most modest person on Earth and is just so cool, you know? Like wow, everyone wants to be like Gastropod. Holy crap.

Okay really, I don't really mind how you write me. If you need to have a character who can act like a massive dick, you can use me.