Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-115.166.24.239-20130923120734/@comment-19933501-20130930001025

173.58.95.3 wrote: Teal of Team TEAL wrote: And all hail the self appointed KING of the Castle: Me. I'll hail you once you've earned my respect by proving yourself a worthy and just king to rule alongside Nora...being her lover is optional.

Terms of being King:

Must be polite.

Must not set fire to castle more than three hundred times per day. Unless the color isn't to your liking.

Must not ever piss off the Sexy Lady with the Spear.

Must always Blow that group of jerks into the sky with the banhammer.

Must be just ruler.

Does not self-terminate. I think REN would be her lover.

I can be polite as long as people don't provoke me.

I only set fire to things that try to kill me.

Why would I do that?

Why wouldn't I do that?

I don't understand what you mean by just but I can be a good ruler.

Why would I kill myself?