Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-79.169.109.250-20141218173133/@comment-173.58.251.107-20150123052116

Spartacus400 wrote: 173.58.251.107 wrote: Spartacus400 wrote: Can't forget the purse/minigun and of course, the granddaddy of them all, the gun-chucks. Exactly. Chaingun-wielding robot battles of fiction trumps Kim Kardashian trying to break the internet in reality any day. Oh yeah, big time. MUCH better entertainment value. Minus the abject terror and potentially gruesome deaths. Well, you see, that's the good thing about Fantasy, you don't have to be the victim of abject terror and a potentially gruesome death while the robots fight. Instead, you can a purse/minigun gun-chuck wielding supercommando in power armor and join in the fight. You can fight aliens from beyond and be a superhero, beloved by all. You can even have a cool ship like the Enterprise and roam the galaxy, free to do whatever you want!

In this here thing we call reality, we have Honey Boo Boo whining on tv for the umpteenth time, in addition to the aforementioned Kim Kardashian breaking the internet and failing spectacularly, along with the whole Deflategate incident, and not to mention, the general fact that the people you meet out here usually aren't as great as the ones in Fantasy. Believe me when I say it, Garrus Vakarian and his awkwardly cute crush on you is a lot more interesting than your gym instructor demanding you have your face shoved in someone's sweaty armpit for a half hour in the name of science.