Thread:TEOR-MMMM/@comment-35691777-20190412002803/@comment-35455126-20190418224539

(The military force of Ultropolis)

A soldier busts into General Chickenshit’s office.

“SIR-“ he was karate-chopped in the head.

“Learn to knock, MAGGOT.” Chickenshit barked. “Now what is it?”

“Sir, enemies from a different universe are invading Ultropolis!” the soldier reported.

“.....again?”

“Sir, yes sir!”

“Great.”

“What do we do!?”

“....”

Suddenly, all of ELOR’s forces disappear from Ultropolis, never to be seen again.

——

“Snuck aboard one of your ships. You know, I recommend getting better security systems.” Mei said.

——

(The closest village is on a different continent.)