Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-9962367-20130726233702/@comment-173.58.54.168-20131014223710

BenRG wrote: Yeah, I think that he probably would need to be shepherded through the process... :-\ Ozpin: Okay Jaune, first you remove her clothing in a sensual manner, like this, first you hold her closely, in a comfortable manner (Ren, Nora and Pyrrha walk in)

Ozpin: Oh good, seeing as you are here students, we can turn this mating session into a full on hands on experience lesson!

And that's why Jaune couldn't possibly get laid.

Unless he read a manual first. I think there's a mating for dummies book somewhere in the world.