Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-79.169.109.250-20141218173133/@comment-25396609-20160607192345

HazelQuill7445 wrote: Dr. Oobleck, hands down.

He's pretty much the only fictional character who ever once even flitted across my mind as being someone dateable. A one-time hang would be fun.

Why? I can't put it into words. He makes me smile. I could listen to him say "Precisely" in that sexy intellectual voice all day. I'd follow his rapid, alliterative ruminations and eager encouragements of thought with mirth instead of puzzlement. I like the way his mind works. probably the eyes.

I am a man and i would go on a date with oobleck.

it's the god damned eyes.