User blog comment:DemonicsFire/RWBY Ships Hurt/Heal/@comment-5426254-20160531184832/@comment-24573226-20160531202118

Stop! No! Don't do that to my precious Doctor Oobleck! I've got nothing against old homosexual couples, but Port is definitely not Oobleck's lover if he can't even remember to call him "Doctor" instead of "Professor."

And Oobleck isn't old. He's too energetic and sexy to be old.