Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-10390252-20130728185452/@comment-14138255-20131027204256

Since it IS Halloween, I'd like for there to be a Shining parody. Sort of calling on the hallucinatory dust theory here.

In the premise, Yang's boyfriend (who she met online, figures) told them about a large house that he bought and gave it to Yang (but to his defense it was cheap but they don't know why). Apperently it was built over a SDC Dust miner burial ground that was also built over a sewage plant....and a rather small garden. After spending a rather good night, Ruby is the only one who hasn't gotten any sleep due to wasps stinging her in her bed. Later Ruby starts exhibiting strange behavior, Blake learns that the wasps have hallucinatory effects left over from Dust. However in that time Ruby goes psycho on Weiss and chases her across the rooms until getting to that god-iconic scene

Weiss: Ruby go away

Cray Ruby: tell you what, you open the door I'll let you go, kay?

Weiss: no way!

Cray Ruby: fine, have it your way!

(Starts slowly chopping through door until she fits her head in)

Cray Ruby: HEEEEEERREE'S RUBY!

Eventually, just before Ruby gets at Weiss, Blake and Yang manage to subdue Ruby with, you guessed it, cookies. When everything calms down they call Yang's boyfriend, demanding that the house gets blown up.

So whad'ya think?