Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25396609-20160205001148/@comment-25396609-20160222222104

How exactly does a dog draw a sword from its back?

Hell, how would ge draw it from anywhere? The only extremity a canine has which can grip a tool is its head via biting down, and the range of movement is far too limited to make drawing a sword possible.

The same issue comes into play with ability to swing a longer blade effectively. A knofe is doable, short blade means short swings. But a sword? Far too limited.