Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27966940-20170517013010/@comment-3965075-20170522030317

WC-83 wrote: "...Flowers? She's sending him flowers? Aw no, she likes him doesn't she!? Why else would she get flowers!?"

"It's been my observation that people tend to feel guilty when they almost drown someone. If it's any consolation, she's overestimating her role in this."

"Stupid knight in shining armor, if I'd have sunk because of some heavy metal scraps, she'd have given me flowers right?"

"She'd have pulled you out, called for the authorities, visited you in the hospital, and then ruffle your hair after lightly teasing you for your clumsiness, further encouraging you to repeat the process."

"OH!? And how can you tell!?"

"Scientific Method, particularly observation. Now can you please move a few feet away? I'm in the middle of some experiments and I don't want you leaning over the beakers again."

-Ratree Goi Mon and Umbra Lovecraft in their team's guest quarters. Jealous girl speaking with the spock/comically serious dude?