Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25266931-20161117062740/@comment-25266931-20161117071811

A Beowolf is eyeing a child licking a ice cream cone.

Beowolf: Mmmmm.... sweet meat.

A Creep walks up.

Creep: Whatcha doin'? Lurking around. Stalking that kid?

Beowolf: Oh yeah.

Creep: That's cool. I'm stalking that lady.

Creep nods at a lady on a bench.

Beowolf: Meh.

Creep: What?

Beowolf: Nothing. It's just, I mean she's fine if you're into that. But my taste is little more refined.

Creep: What?! You look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't eat that!

Beowolf: Nope. Not my style.

Creep: Shit. I'd eat her. I'd chase her all over the fucking place and eat the hell outta her. Don't get me started.

Beowolf SMH while grinning.

Beowolf: You still chase, bro?

Creep: Uhh..

Beowolf: You don't get it. You're still young. It's not about chasing or eating adults with more meat. It's about stalking them, getting in position and then just devouring every ounce of their innocence.

Creep: I...I didn't know.

Beowolf: You'll learn.

Creep: Teach me.

Beowolf: When you're ready.