User:Gastropod

(There's also a sandbox)

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Frequently Asked Questions
What is a rotato?
 * A rotato is a rotating potato.

What do rotatoes do?
 * Rotatoes rotate.

Are rotatoes revolutionary?
 * Yes.

Infrequently Asked Questions
Melons?
 * Melons.

Melons?!
 * Melons!

What about pickles?
 * Cannot confirm or deny at this time.

Miscellaneous Queries
What are your thoughts/opinions on alternative energy solutions? Is natural gas really a viable option in the 21st century?
 * Windfarms are the way of the future.