Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7472785-20130401203722

Descriptions of numbered items are below.

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This drawing was done as a humourous cover of the 'April Fool's' issue of my fanzine 'StrapatS'.

In my rendition, the fantasy heroinne kliché looks like this:

1) Long hair which keeps obscuring the sight and is excellent for enemies to grab in close combat.

2) Unmotivated eyeshadow and make-up.

3) Murder in the eyes.

4) Totally meaningless ear-rings which enemies can grab hold of to shred the earlobes and cause pain.

5) Sexy chainmail bikini which certainly will hurt the nipples.

6) Vital body parts totally unprotected.

7) Impeccable body shape (95-50-85).

8) Giant sword (or similar weapon) which is much too heavy for her to wield effectively.

9) No equipment like backpack, pouches, or even scabbard for the sword!

10) No helmet or shield (that's for wussies!).

11) >90% of the body unprotected. Yet no visible scars anywhere.

12) Weapon totally uncared for - uncleaned and unsharpened.

13) Single meaningless armour part.

14) Whats THIS for? You tell me...

15) High-healed 'battle pumps' with steel reinforcements.

16) Silly fur which keeps sliding down around the ankles 