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DA:II...new story, new hero, not as awesome as ME2, but good enough for a sequel. I do miss Carolina Cousland though, she was the one character I invested in the most of the two protagonists so far.

And of course I forgot to mention that my Warden had the Sultry human voice. ARGH.

Dragon Age II, in my case, saw the journey of Hannah Hawke begin. A default appearance female lesbian romantic optimistic diplomatic/helpful turned aggressive/direct two-handed Whirlwind-loving Berserker/Templar Warrior scrapper tank, armed with Champion Armor and The Celebrant, Hannah Hawke was in no less terms, the resident cheerful lady of the Hawke family. In another universe, she was the second cousin of Solona Amell, lover of the famous assassin Zevran and the Hero Of Ferelden. But in this universe, she heard of the adventures of Queen Carolina Cousland.

Of course, bad things happen. Hawke goes from being optimistic in Act I to kind of bitter in II to downright psychotic in III.

Hawke preferred elven women. Let that be known very clearly. In my headcanon, the only reason she quit working for Athenril was because well, Athenril and Meeran had this thing going on and even though she did screw Athenril many times, she knew that Athenril wouldn't actually love her. And then this ditzy elf who in another universe fought alongside Lyna Mahariel, by the name of Merrill, came along, and she was instantly infatuated. But let's move on.

Because I didn't care as much about DA:II as I did Origins, this is less detailed.

Dragon Age II Choices:

Preferred Team: Merrill/Aveline/Varric

Romance Choice: Merrill

Carver died. No one cared. I took his stuff and sold it. And then mocked him. Never ever played as a Mage because I can't stand the little piece of-

Friends with: Merrill, Fenris, Sebastian, Aveline, Varric. Rivals with: Isabela, Anders and Bethany. Did All Companion Quests.

Act: I

Sided with Athenril during the prologue. The real reason for leaving was because she was jealous of the thing Meeran and Athenril had. And because Athenril didn't love her back. Seriously, Athenril missed out on a real prize.

Fenryiel gets sent to the Circle of Kirkwall.

The mages are freed from Ser Thrask, who is lied to.

Keran remains with the Templars.

Templar Hawke resists Idunna because templar specialization. Then proceeds to kill her. Out of necessity, as opposed to fun like Carolina would have done.

Arishok impressed by Hawke. And Fenris. Isabela ditches the team for a few minutes because of the Qunari.

Bethany is not taken into the Deep Roads and gets arrested by Cullen because Hawke planned it, she knew that Bethany and Cullen saw each other on the streets and were totally having crazy eyescrewing across the distance so with the unseen help of Carolina Cousland she manipulated him into arresting Bethany. Bethany goes to the Kirkwall Circle where she and Cullen totally have lots of wild- forget it. Let's just say Bethany was much happier in the Circle than she was outside, because she now had Cullen to attend to her every need.

Act: II

Fenrywhatshisface gets sold out to the Demon who in turn gets backstabbed for six attribute points. That'll teach him for trying to take control of someone and that'll teach fenry-schmenry for getting my team killed in the Fade.

Jarvis dies. Because it's funny. Isabela runs away from the Qunari. Again.

The Arishok's dead people are returned to him. After killing Ser Varnie the Stupid.

Hawke keeps silent about the murder of the women.

Quentin and Gascard both die horrifically. The former is quite literally eviscerated, the latter meets his end at the hands of Bianca. It was inevitable. Leandra dies and Hawke's personality shifts to Aggressive/Direct and no pro-mage actions are taken after this point. Anders starts to follow the rivalry path.

Isabela runs away. Hawke gives up on her.

The Arishok attacks the city. Isabela returns and gives the Tome of Koslun to him. The Arishok wants to take her with him. Fenris, ever helpful, offers a duel, since Hawke has the Arishok's respect.

The most brutal boss fight in the entire game ensues. Believe me when I say it, a two-handed Warrior has a huge disadvantage against the Arishok. Despite this, Hannah Hawke kills the Arishok in a one on one duel.

Hannah Hawke becomes the Champion of Kirkwall.

Act: III

Sided with Meredith at the rally. Got Templar armor and sold it.

Legacy and Mark of the Assassin Occur. Cory-pory dies horribly. At the hands of Merrill. Sided with Tallis for whatever good that would do.

Isabela demands to screw Zevran again. Hannah joins in sans Merrill.

Isabela wants to borrow Alistair, now king, for the summer. It doesn't happen. But that'd be cool.

Meredith and Hawke totally get along now, especially since Hawke's all pro-templar.

Bethany is kidnapped by Thrask. Hawke kills everything and anything in her way to get her back. And then reinstates Samson into the order.

Hawke meets Nathan Howe. It goes rather well. Surprisingly.

Anders blows up the Chantry and gets impaled for his trouble.

Hannah sides with the Templars and assaults the Gallows. Killing both Meredith and Orsihorsi, but sparing Bethany, Hannah becomes Champion of Kirkwall.

Hawke and Merrill get married. The events of Inquisiton follow. Or will follow, Taliana Trevelyan has yet to come into existence.

And that's what I did.

- Surana