Board Thread:Speculation House/@comment-10390252-20131225134740/@comment-140.0.252.92-20140310063950

My wish list:

-Smarter/More meaningful story. -Jaune in a sombrero (Juane). -Timeskip. -Bro moments between every single male character. -Based Cinder Fall, maybe Roman too. -More details on everyone's models. Scratch that, more details on everything. -Either a springtime grassland, a midwinter village, a summer meadow, or autumn cherry blossoms. -[WEAPON BROKEN] -Harpoons vs Leviathans. -Weiss slowly becoming quieter until, in a plot twist, the trailer expectations are actually future Weiss, not present-day one. 'We want our Tsundere back!' the fandom will cry. -A gun that isn't amazingly useless. -Nora revealed to actually be genuinely insane, not just uber-cheerful. -Ren is a psychic. -Theme songs for EVERYONE. From JNPR to Roman to that DJ Bearmask dude. (May wait until later seasons) -Someone making the 'Well? What is it!" gesture (preferably Jaune, the closest to a traditional warrior.) -Better characterization of everyone, especially Yang. We need something more than just crotch-grabbing berserker enemy-of-mankind black widow. -Better execution of cliches. -Some grieving, but not to the point of wangst. -A woman who isn't massively overpowered and is passive/gentle/non-combatant. -A man who is manly/heroic and kicks the main cast around like rag dolls. -Some actual animals, not just black-skin, red-eyes, take-warning wimpy mooks. Like dragons. Or wyverns. -More useful morals/messages. -Longer episodes. -Smarter jokes. Much, much smarter jokes. -Less cringe-worthy voice acting. -Make it actually a good show, not just decent. In other words: GROW THE BEARD, DAMMIT. -Deconstructions. -Make the main cast more interesting, they were pretty dull to me. -Troll the fan base by making everyone completely, utterly straight. -Make antagonists exploit the fact that most (all) of Team RWBY wear absolutely no armor. That came out wrong.